Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?

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Seeing Null and PPP smash their autism horns into each other because they both got their sperg triggered at echother is kinda funny. Seeing everyone else lose their spaghetti about weight loss, less so. I will only say two things on this issue:

1. Null was always open about being fat, anyone who says this is some revelation just wasn't paying attention. Besides, it's the internet - everyone is a fat man until and unless conclusively proven otherwise.

2. I hope we get cooking with Surfer on refeed days.
 
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Crystal Golem said:
Summary of thread: Josh mad, PPP stans also mad. Little actual entertainment because they are both such humorless sourpusses.
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it probably not fun this being your guys's site and sphere but from sort of the outside i can assure you that a dissident anti fat activist and a fat fuck canadian famous for his gunt arguing over the ethics of swallowing tons of nondescript nuts whole and the health benefits of large pepperoni pizza is fucking hilarious. kinda of the difference between repeating its nawwwt poo memes or finding your friend with shit on his thumb or being caught with a shit smeared thumb,

edit tbc i dont actually know scientifically the health of fast food and soda regularly with calorie counting vs fasting so having less investment in fitness probably helps too
 
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waffle said:
Seeing Null and PPP smash their autism horns into each other because they both got their sperg triggered at echother is kinda funny. Seeing everyone else lose their spaghetti about weight loss, less so. I will only say two things on this issue:

1. Null was always open about being fat, anyone who says this is some revelation just wasn't paying attention. Besides, it's the internet - everyone is a fat man until and unless conclusively proven otherwise.

2. I hope we get cooking with Surfer on refeed days.
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I'm having a blast watching a bunch of fat people who have no intention of ever losing weight argue about the best way to accomplish something they'll never even start trying at. It's also pretty amusing how many words have been used to fail to say "I wanted to have a weight loss contest with Ethan Ralph because I thought it would be funny. I don't want to have a weight loss contest with PPP because I think it will be super autistic and I don't really like pro wrestling"
 
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instythot said:
I'm having a blast watching a bunch of fat people who have no intention of ever losing weight argue about the best way to accomplish something they'll never even start trying at. It's also pretty amusing how many words have been used to fail to say "I wanted to have a weight loss contest with Ethan Ralph because I thought it would be funny. I don't want to have a weight loss contest with PPP because I think it will be super autistic and I don't really like pro wrestling"
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its weird that your opinions usually align with ppp and you seem to see him as the more laughable person in this situation, i was actually more biased to josh vs ppp until he banned a guy from chat for bringing up basic inquiries about digestion and calories and anything no matter how basic beyond the sticker calorie count and iiirc tbf im a tard seeming to imply that its nearly as healthy to subsist on the same calories of fast food and oreos vs the same in veggies. (image related). i actually think ppp besides his usually provocations and spergery is the more reasonable party besides his usual trolling but cant really complain about that lol.

also idk but not @ ing is reasonable request or rule but the idea of not giving any diet takes or advice seems a bit unreasonable when you yourself were the sole instigator and architect of this contest and your weight becoming part of public discourse. i guess it could have just been filled with "ralph is a piggy piggu fuck and null will btfo him and take the silver!" ad nauseum or like "yup that sure is under the calorie limit you set on the sticker, great observation" and congrats i guess.

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MeltyTW said:
its weird that your opinions usually align with ppp and you seem to see him as the more laughable person in this situation, i was actually more biased to josh vs ppp until he banned a guy from chat for bringing up basic inquiries about digestion and calories and anything no matter how basic beyond the sticker calorie count and iiirc tbf im a tard seeming to imply that its nearly as healthy to subsist on the same calories of fast food and oreos vs the same in veggies. (image related). i actually think ppp besides his usually provocations and spergery is the more reasonable party besides his usual trolling but cant really complain about that lol.

also idk but not @ ing is reasonable request or rule but the idea of not giving any diet takes or advice seems a bit unreasonable when you yourself were the sole instigator and architect of this contest and your weight becoming part of public discourse. i guess it could have just been filled with "ralph is a piggy piggu fuck and null will btfo him and take the silver!" ad nauseum or like "yup that sure is under the calorie limit you set on the sticker, great observation" and congrats i guess.

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Maybe I wasn't as clear as I could be.

I think Josh had a very, very easy out with "upon further reflection, I have remembered that PPP is a hyperactive autist and I don't want to have a contest with him. Sorry to get your hopes up for some kino", which for some reason was not the immediately offered reason for backing out. I have thoroughly enjoyed the escalation of rhetoric into bannings over how many times you should chew nuts prior to swallowing and stern lectures about the hard cold science behind pizza day that at any time could have been avoided with a simple " wait a second, everyone. I think I may have proposed a very dumb idea and I'm going to change course"
 
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The problem with sticking to sticker values is that different foods turn to energy at different rates. Eating slow releasing energy helps you to burn more calories, if you are active, because you can go longer without getting tired. If you eat sugar for energy, it gets consumed so fast that your body pretty much goes into coma.

As far as I know, almost every type of food in US contains corn syrup which is mostly sugar. Americans are probably so fucking fat because they eat greasy food with corn syrup. The grease is more than enough to keep them going, and the corn syrup is just some extra that gets released and stored almost immediately. Without corn syrup they would still be soy filled fats for not exercising, but at least they would be less fat.
 
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instythot said:
Maybe I wasn't as clear as I could be.

I think Josh had a very, very easy out with "upon further reflection, I have remembered that PPP is a hyperactive autist and I don't want to have a contest with him. Sorry to get your hopes up for some kino", which for some reason was not the immediately offered reason for backing out. I have thoroughly enjoyed the escalation of rhetoric into bannings over how many times you should chew nuts prior to swallowing and stern lectures about the hard cold science behind pizza day that at any time could have been avoided with a simple " wait a second, everyone. I think I may have proposed a very dumb idea and I'm going to change course"
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ah i see less a statement on ppp vs how his perception by many could have been an easy out. he actually said something similar during the time ppp was asking for weigh ins and such or whatever. its just thats no excuse to not do it solo so null continued and then the infamous pizza day, the 9/11 of dieting happened.

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The problem with sticking to sticker values is that different foods turn to energy at different rates. Eating slow releasing energy helps you to burn more calories, if you are active, because you can go longer without getting tired. If you eat sugar for energy, it gets consumed so fast that your body pretty much goes into coma.

As far as I know, almost every type of food in US contains corn syrup which is mostly sugar. Americans are probably so fucking fat because they eat greasy food with corn syrup. The grease is more than enough to keep them going, and the corn syrup is just some extra that gets released and stored almost immediately. Without corn syrup they would still be soy filled fats for not exercising, but at least they would be less fat.
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and thats just considering the pure efficiency of the calories themselves and not comparing nutritional value and how different processes from the foods could assist in weight loss or maintaining a healthy lifestyle, i think its very foolish to limit yourself arbitrarily to something as dead simple as sticker count when theres more very basic info you can take advantage of with no effort
 
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American Bullfrog said:
I feel no interest in randoms competing. Television has a vetting process to find the most fucked up and interesting people to display for the masses. They don’t just let everyone who asks on live TV.
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Just eat more pizzas bro.



By the way, I created a fitness routine for @Null

Basic 5x5x5 (5 Exercises, 5 Reps, 5 Sets)
Sneed x5
Cope x5
Have Sex x5
Sweaty x5
Dilate x5

This should help you lose weight in time!Z!!!!!
 
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