Chris court appearance

[Meat Target]

I give it a very limited time of him being allowed out with other women before he starts awkwardly touching them, flirting with them in his baby voice, and then trying to kiss him.

Then he gets doubled-pegged by Butch and La'Kiesha. With the end of floor-sharpened toothbrushes. In the spleen.

 

[Pasta Head]

He got the best lawyer he could possibly get without paying. He's lasted 5 decades as a public defender. Most PDs don't even last 5 years as one because the pay is garbage. I think Chris will get a prison sentence less than 2 years.

 

[Eichsterd123]

Really making a great first impression on the courtroom eh Chris? Haha this idiot is doomed.

looks like it. can't wait for the giga tantrum for the trial

 

[Zebedee]

He is gonna gonna need his emotional support funko pops when Tyrone wears his asshole out.

I mean… Mentally speaking Chris is like a cockroach, he may simply just pretend he’s getting fucked by a ‘true and honest’ woman.

 

[OrsonZedd]

Someone needs to send Chris an XXL Larry Flynt-style "FUCK THIS COURT" t-shirt.

I think it's cute you think that's her shirt size

 

[rattus norvegicus]

I wonder how far they'll let him go with the sperging before they hold him in contempt of court

 

[Mason Verger]

heilburg sounds jewish enough to save his ass

“Mr Heilberg? Your cousin Michael Snyder is on line 2..”
“Michael, bubala! Long time no hear! How can I help you?..”

 

[Ch@nnel-Sh!ft]

About Chris Only Being Concerned About His Toys:

Not surprised. Powerleveling here, but I'm an autist myself, and I can give perspective.

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Autists tend to be really possessive and anxious over their possessions if they're forced to be away from them. That doesn't excuse what he's doing and how beligerent he's being, but I thought I'd give perspective on why that's the case.

 

[DiabeticSP]

I know for a fact the standard medium security prisons in Ohio at least let you have a tv in your cell, since I know a prison guard who I asked. No video games though.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Honestly I think chris losing his toys will make him finally sink in that he fucked up and finally give a taste of repercussion for once. Something I felt he lacked in acknowledge and growing from.

 

[VelcroPocket]

>held until preliminary trial in September 16
Oh my God, he's gonna be very crazy for that day. One fucking month in jail without his toys and shit

 

[DeadMansHand]

Heilberg told the court he would be asking for evaluations of Chandler, who interrupted by stomping her feet and saying loudly that she needed “to get everything back home.” She then said loudly, “I won’t feel safe proceeding until” she gets the items back.

This is hilarious. Sure, I get it, my thoughts would be on my home, pets, and possessions, but this is a time when you really have to focus on the very serious proceedings. I really do wish that we had transcripts. Throwing a tantrum in court never works.

The worst part of that quote is Chris's lawyer asking for "evaluations". That means they could keep Chris locked up for 6 months while they try and figure out whether he's competent to stand trial, then for however long it takes them to unfuck his brain enough to stand trial, then you get the outcome of the case. By that time all his legos will have been stolen, then sold and resold on Ebay multiple times...

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Chris’ lawyer

Attorney At Law | Heilberg Law | Charlottesville VA

Mr. Dave Heilberg is in his fifth decade helping clients throughout central Virginia with assistance in criminal law.

www.heilberglaw.com

Heilberg is an unfortunate last name to be cursed with.

 

[Lancelout]

Some truly ebin troll is about to read this, get in his mom's car, and go snatch Chris' transformers, rocks, and pony toys in the name of justice.

Honestly if i was his public defender id just go pick them up. It would temper the tard out and make shit far simpler

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

"I WANT MY TOYS NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!"

 

[Xenarthran]

Actually more concerned about the toys, classic Chris, who was born with a tiny bent dick and took his insecurities about the matter on his mom.

Peyronie's disease is not congenital or genetic. It's a result of constant minor injury to the penis over long periods of time. Usually it's something athletes or soldiers get, so how the fuck lazy ass, sedentary Chris got it is anyone's best guess, but I think it has something to do with prone masturbating.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Only Chris could have a bigger ego after being in jail.

"I'm famous on the internet"

He needs that etched on his gravestone.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

They're holding him with females. All the boyfriend free girls he could want and they're literally locked up with him so they can't leave. Chris is loving life right now.

Why do so many people think this? The most recent in mate record shows his sex as male.

 

[On Numbers And Games]

So, whos' paying for his services?

He was appointed by the court, which I think means the state is paying.

 

[Top Skink]

>“I’m famous on the internet”
Oh my God chris really is fucking himself as badly as I was afraid
He's gonna whine and pout and yell throughout the proceeding and get everyone to hate him, and then go talk officer krupke's ear off about sonichu, only to find out in court a recorder was playing the whole time, and everything he said will, in painstaking detail, be used against him.
I was wondering if Chris would sober up since things are on the line in a way he hasn't experienced before, but nope sounds like sonichu's gonna be doing all the talking the whole way through.

I've posted it before and I'll post it again frens, never talk to the fucking police. I guarantee there's gonna be some details that play a role either in trial or a plea that damn Chris, that he could've avoided by just shutting his fucking mouth. Next time one of you niggers gets cucked by a couch or decides to brutally murder/suicide a trans person, please watch vid below first
https://youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE