Chris court appearance

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I never thought it would end like this...

 

[Mason Verger]

The stuff in the motel will almost certainly be tossed out if it hasn't been already

If I had half a heart I’d call that motel and warn them to NOT give their kids any toys found in his room.

 

[JoyfulDarter]

I pity the poor lawyer who has been ordered by the court to handle this one. I wonder what grievous insult he did to make the judge hate him so.

On the contrary, any lawyer who manages to help Chris weasel his way out of this will probably become the premiere defense lawyer of Ruckersville.

 

[Eli Whitney]

Wow. Things were going so well too. All Chris had to do is keep his mouth shut about the whole thing. He probably could have kept his main squeeze Barb, got a little action at the convention on the side, and had some walkin' around money to boot. But he had to be flossin' about all the forbidden pussy and ended up in the joint. He flew too close to the sun.

Six weeks is going to seem like six years for someone like Chris. No phones, no games, no toys -- like some kind of caged animal.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Yes, it's possible. Bond is never permanently denied. Whether he will actually get it, though, is another story - as is whether he could even pay it.

Just imagine they set bond and he tries to pay for it using Barb's bank account

 

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik Sr.]

>tfw you could have prevented this by killing Sonic

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Strap in - the court appearances are only going to get worse from here.

Alas, this might be the last update we get for a while. If he's being held over without bail until September 16 that's quite a wait... unless, of course, the prosecutor's office decides to tack on additional charges for rape, elder abuse, EPO violation, etc before then.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Just imagine they set bond and he tries to pay for it using Barb's bank account

He'd blame it on Blake.

 

[A Flying Nun]

Can we open up a betting pool on when the tard rage will kick in and he'll do something stupid?

 

[jellodino]

an hero inevitable.
was hoping he'd somehow have a "normal" life after Barb passes, but this is really gonna be how it ends.

 

[Quaver]

Serious question, do you think he has the mental capacity and know how to actually kill himself in prison? If they have him a psych hold it would even be harder to make a noose.

I'd assume as time goes by with out internet stimulus and weens giving him attention he will go mute and unresponsive.

He has the capacity but his illusions of grandeur and his tendencies to project capability onto everyone but himself mean that he never will. At least I find it highly unlikely.

 

[Professor Iris]

It’s not like we expected anything different at this point, but it’s hilarious to watch him get taken apart by the bloodhounds that are the courts of West Virginia.

If Chris had a chance at bond AT ALL, he fucked it up.
I'm already feeling it for his defense lawyer, he looks like the type to have Job-levels of patience.

Taking bets, how much are you willing to bet that Chris declares the entire legal system unfair and 'trolling stupid' for not letting him take his toys with him in jail?

 

[Cherenkovblue]

I wonder when this fuck is going to realize he's never getting his toys back.

When he's finally in his cell and someone sends him a photo of all his shit being carted off to the dumps.

 

[JoyfulDarter]

Can we open up a betting pool on when the tard rage will kick in and he'll do something stupid?

He'd probably fuck up by the time you got the betting organized.

 

[Zebedee]

On the contrary, any lawyer who manages to help Chris weasel his way out of this will probably become the premiere defense lawyer of Ruckersville.

If that ever happened, I’d be pretty mad about it, but also harbour a lot of begrudging respect for the shark that pulled Chris out of that fire.

 

[Spectrum]

Chris whining about his toys while in court facing a felony charge. That's about what I'd expect.

 

[cancermonger]

Can we open up a betting pool on when the tard rage will kick in and he'll do something stupid?

that would be like betting that the sky will be blue tomorrow

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

I've gotten to the point where I'm convinced the only kind of "reality" that will set in on Chris is that something is making him sad. He's a large, spoiled child with an ego that accentuates his selfishness. He doesn't care that he did something that made got him in trouble, he cares that people are "being mean to him." He doesn't think that he may have violated Barb and wouldn't care if he did it anyway because fucking her made him feel good. He goes to court and talks all about himself and his toys. There is no self-awareness coming. That train left the station long ago.

Its a pattern of behavior that we've seen from the very beginning. Chris thinks that people get upset with him because they don't understand why he does something, not that he did it. When Meagan got upset because he drew shitty porn of her, his first response was to try to justify his actions.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

Six weeks is going to seem like six years for someone like Chris. No phones, no games, no toys -- like some kind of caged animal.

I think six weeks in jail would suck for anybody, but with Chris' autismal fixation on his stuff... this is definitely going to be the worst thing that's ever happened to him.

 

[Divine right to rule]

The real question here is: when Mewtwo and Magi-Chan are called to the stand, will they testify or use spousal privilege?