Chris court appearance

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Can you imagine as the anti-psychotics beginning to kick in and as all these stupid fucking dreams of going to cartoon land start to fade, the reality of him being in a building of nothing but white rooms and corridors in an orange jumpsuit for raping his mother starts to dawn on him, and the psyche worker says to him "Chris... you got trolled"
Just imagine, they give Chris schizo meds and it somehow turns him into a completely normal person. Would the horror of realizing what your life has been so far turn you into an even bigger schizo? It's like waking up from a nightmare where you murdered a bunch of people only to wake up and see a bunch of butchered corpses. Whatever happens to Chris from now on is not going to be fun. Even if he somehow walks shit isn't going to be fun since it won't just be retards from the internet fucking with him. Chris really is living in real life Cruelty Squad without realizing it.
 
Have you guys seen the movie Bronson? It's about a guy who gets charged with robbing a post office, and is sentenced to 7 years, initially. His continued defiance against the courts and bad behavior lands him in hotter water and he spends over 3 decades in prison because of additional charges, mostly due to his incompetency and aggression.

Same thing here, except its a more retarded and autistic version.

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Instead of Bronson, Chris will have a more deflated stomach with his hair looking like a seaweed, minus the Sonichu pendant
 
Weens should also be aware that Chris will likely not get attacked in prison or raped or anything like that. He's not going to be housed with hardened criminals doing life sentences. Some dude that's four months into a six month sentence for shoplifting is not going to add years onto his time just to beat up an autist.
She is probably going to get her ass kicked the first time she gets caught stealing from her cellies commissary items. That or some inmate who is in and out of prison with week stretches of being a free man is stupid enough to think chrischan is any other mark and can be intimidated into paying for debts that she never was going to pay or be capable of paying anyway. Presuming she is put into any gen-pop even at a low security prison.
 
Sounds like he thought they would be cool and let him out long enough to secure his property and then he could just come back to jail. Like a jail recess. In exchange for his right to bond that would let him stay out of jail and free to do whatever he wants with his property until the trial.

It's almost like he doesn't mind being in there but is really, really concerned about his toys being fucked with.
All the more reason Barb should be taken to a home Chris is solitary and house burned to ground
 
"Judge Barredo told Chandler that there are two things to consider when deciding bond: whether a defendant is likely to appear at trial and if the defendant constitutes an unreasonable danger to himself, his family or his community. Chandler again interrupted the judge saying “she.” The judge said he was reading from the state statute itself."
This genuinely sounds like the setup to a hilarious sitcom.
 
She is probably going to get her ass kicked the first time she gets caught stealing from her cellies commissary items. That or some inmate who is in and out of prison with week stretches of being a free man is stupid enough to think chrischan is any other mark and can be intimidated into paying for debts that she never was going to pay or be capable of paying anyway.
LOL, "SHE".

This genuinely sounds like the setup to a hilarious sitcom.

"She's The Man" Coming This Fall On Fox with Simulcasts on Vh1 and Zeus.
 
Did Chris get really lucky with the lawyer Mr. Heilfuhrer? He seems to have good reviews. Well, I feel bad for the lawyer.

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He's still gotta deal with Chris Chan, who has a habit of not being able to shut the fuck up.

If they're a good lawyer then there's a chance that Chris gets a lengthy probation(probably minimal jail time)/register as a sex offender. Though being a sex offender will fuck Chris up, no way he'll be able to keep up with all the demands that brings. Sex offenders even have to register all of their online accounts with the police, ya think Chris is gonna keep up with that?
 
We should just make a damned bingo card at this point.

Will he call Magi-chan to the stand?
Will he wear the medallion to his court hearing?
Will he threaten the judge with a dimensional collapse?
Will he try to channel his "powers" in the middle of the hearing?
Will he attack a bailiff?
Will there be footage of his attorney making a face that expresses he wishes he were dead?
Will Barb be called to the stand only for her to not remember where she is?

I have so many questions that as I eagerly await for this to unfold, but God I hope that somebody films the proceedings.
 
Just imagine, they give Chris schizo meds and it somehow turns him into a completely normal person. Would the horror of realizing what your life has been so far turn you into an even bigger schizo? It's like waking up from a nightmare where you murdered a bunch of people only to wake up and see a bunch of butchered corpses. Whatever happens to Chris from now on is not going to be fun. Even if he somehow walks shit isn't going to be fun since it won't just be retards from the internet fucking with him. Chris really is living in real life Cruelty Squad without realizing it.

Very common actually.

The realization of many schizophrenics once they become lucid causes many of them to stop taking meds.

When schizos say the meds make them feel sick it's more like "reality is making me feel sick"
 
Held without bond until September 16th. That is a long time to be without his toys.

Is Barb back home/capable of surviving on her own? I genuinely can’t tell.

The only way you'd know is if you check in on Chris's house yourself.

As for surviving on her own....no. If Barbara really is physically and mentally incapable, then putting her back in her house laden with debt and more fire hazards than a dynamite factory is practically a death sentence. She'd either have to be assigned a caretaker or be put into a home.

I do hope somebody checks up on her, honestly speaking.
 
I've heard of some prisoners - though usually in Europe getting game consoles in their cells - possibly as a result of good behavior. Though I think this is unlikely to happen for Chris.
I know that in Sweden many prisoners have videogames in their cells. You have to provide the console yourself and tv.

What amaze me is that the judge did not demand an evaluation of chris mind. Some part of me think he is to retarded to stand a trail. Do also think Chris will be locked up for an long time.
 
Not sure if the UVA title IX stuff means the lawyer has worked with trannies before or not. If so, not sure I feel sorry as it might not be his first rodeo.
 
Stomping his feet, classic. I feel the pending charges are serious and I also feel letting him go would not be smart as they most certainly would have to arrest him again. God knows what else they dug up going through his stuff, especially online. I somehow have the feeling our buddy chris isn't very good at opsec and it was probably easy to frisk his various devices and accounts, and yes various providers from his own ISP to Facebook, Twitter etc. will just hand everything over on a silver platter, they do not care. They don't need some screenshots and recordings off some forum to establish anything and I think some of you aren't aware of just the extend of data they collect. Here's another surprise for you if that's the case - clicking on "delete" on some post somewhere usually actually doesn't delete anything and law enforcement will have access to it. Also this cloak of silence thrown over his mother tells me she's seen as a victim and it's all something more serious than some consensual incest thing.

Also, before you say "uhh I don't think chris did any depraved shit online", dude fucked his mother. Would you've believed me a month ago if I told you that? He's not harmless and deeply disturbed. He's actually quite literal and transparent in what he is. When he said back then he had trouble keeping himself from raping that one chick, he probably was dead serious.
And i will say it again and Chris's simps who have been covering for him for years will deny it, but with the incest themes in his life proven true, what do we make of the shades of pedophilia that have always surrounded him with his daughter/lover?
 
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