Chris court appearance

[Uncle Warren]

Chandler was arrested following a Friday, July 30, post on a web forum dedicated to her life in which texts and audio purported to be from Chandler describe a series of sexual assaults against an elderly, cognitively disabled member of her family.

Another tick on the counter for how many times the EVIL KIWIFARMS DOT NETWORK contributed to the opression of the transgender community and the LGBTASDFPEEPEEPOOPO+ community at large.

 

[A Logging Company]

aha, great i can already sense the anxiety flooding his brain knowing that his toys are gonna get thrown into a dump. he must be feeling sick constantly thinking about his precious legos that are gonna get discarded like trash.

Someone should legit inform the county they are sitting on a potential treasure trove so they don't just start chucking things into the dumpster. The legos alone, even without the Chris tie in, have high resale value. Imagine the money they could make selling not just a PS4, but Chris-Chan's PS4.

Greene County deserves a new park after having to put up with the Chandlers for over 40 years. I don't even know who you would contact to let them know they could potentially be acquiring artwork from a notorious outsider artist that can be mistaken as doodles from a very disturbed child.

 

[biozeminadae1]

Whatever happens to Chris from now on is not going to be fun.

It hasn't been fun for the past 9 years.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Chris just "It's Ma'am" to a fucking judge. His lawyer is going to have to contain all that autism and make Chris act normal. You poor bastard.

 

[elite_club]

So, how many packs of cigarettes does one have to give Chris' fellow inmates so they go into his cell, grab that greasy autist, pin him to the floor and paint a blue armed Sonic on his walls?

Asking for a friend

Tobacco is contraband in most prisons afaik. They don't even sell cigarettes at the commissary.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Have you guys seen the movie Bronson? It's about a guy who gets charged with robbing a post office, and is sentenced to 7 years, initially. His continued defiance against the courts and bad behavior lands him in hotter water and he spends over 3 decades in prison because of additional charges, mostly due to his incompetency and aggression.

Same thing here, except its a more retarded and autistic version.

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SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU... GOD DAMNED BASTARDOUS CHILD!

We should just make a damned bingo card at this point.

Will he call Magi-chan to the stand?
Will he wear the medallion to his court hearing?
Will he threaten the judge with a dimensional collapse?
Will he try to channel his "powers" in the middle of the hearing?
Will he attack a bailiff?
Will there be footage of his attorney making a face that expresses he wishes he were dead?
Will Barb be called to the stand only for her to not remember where she is?

I have so many questions that as I eagerly await for this to unfold, but God I hope that somebody films the proceedings.

Yes.

 

[Kill Your Idols]

Whomever buys 14 BC is going to deal with more problems than mold or insect pests. They are going to have to deal with weens who are late to christory. The address is already tainted from years of weenery, any address look up is going to be inundated with Julaays and blowup doll sex vids.

If the walls had eyes, we need to burn them down as a mercy killing for all they have been forced to endure.

 

[Hokuriku]

I find it curious he says he won't 'feel safe' until he looks after his stuff. Just a weird choice of word, like if he doesn't get to them the world will end or something

All that shit is his material connection to the Dimensional Merge. Without it the bottom falls out on the praying for divine intervention he passes off as long-term planning.

 

[elite_club]

Chris just "It's Ma'am" to a fucking judge. His lawyer is going to have to contain all that autism and make Chris act normal. You poor bastard.

One can only hope the "It's Ma'am" person goes on to mace a judge.

 

[Furry killer]

I've heard of some prisoners - though usually in Europe getting game consoles in their cells - possibly as a result of good behavior. Though I think this is unlikely to happen for Chris.

Doesn't only depend on good behavior in Sweden. All inmates get a tv and can bring in a game console etc, if they don't have any restrictions. At least 10 years ago you could, don't know how it works now tho.

 

[shubniggurath]

Someone should legit inform the county they are sitting on a potential treasure trove so they don't just start chucking things into the dumpster. The legos alone, even without the Chris tie in, have high resale value. Imagine the money they could make selling not just a PS4, but Chris-Chan's PS4.

Greene County deserves a new park after having to put up with the Chandlers for over 40 years. I don't even know who you would contact to let them know they could potentially be acquiring artwork from a notorious outsider artist that can be mistaken as doodles from a very disturbed child.

i dont know how it works in america but when the council has to empty a house its pretty much free for all, its not allowed but if the possessions haven't been claimed by a family member they get demolished. so people jsut jack anything they can in the uk. i highly doubt coles gonna come and take chris's switch and computer.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

Have you guys seen the movie Bronson? It's about a guy who gets charged with robbing a post office, and is sentenced to 7 years, initially. His continued defiance against the courts and bad behavior lands him in hotter water and he spends over 3 decades in prison because of additional charges, mostly due to his incompetency and aggression.

Same thing here, except its a more retarded and autistic version.

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Bronson was nicknamed "the most violent man in Britain." Chris isn't even a fraction of him.

 

[Freak Shit]

Just imagine, they give Chris schizo meds and it somehow turns him into a completely normal person. Would the horror of realizing what your life has been so far turn you into an even bigger schizo? It's like waking up from a nightmare where you murdered a bunch of people only to wake up and see a bunch of butchered corpses. Whatever happens to Chris from now on is not going to be fun. Even if he somehow walks shit isn't going to be fun since it won't just be retards from the internet fucking with him. Chris really is living in real life Cruelty Squad without realizing it.

There's a Chris-sized hole in the death matrix and it's calling out to him

 

[El Scorcho]

I doubt Chris did the deep dives necessary for CP. Wouldn’t be surprised if they found loli shit but it’s not his M.O.

Well a week ago most of us would never had imagined he would be having regular romps with Barb but here we are. Nothing's off the table for me when it comes to him right now.

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

For the sake of everyone's safety I hope Chris won't use his curse ye hame ha

 

[GenociderSyo]

Not so sure its delusional behavior its more a learned behavior. Looking at what hes gotten away with in the past and amount of times he's gotten away with things he probably expected the same to happen here:

He maced an employee at a gamestop once and got a 180 day suspended sentence and a $514 fine.
Another arrest where he and barb ran over a gamestop employee leading to a 1 year probation community service and a fine.
Guessing theres also smaller things that happened as well.

That would explain the beleif that he can just go home and come back, not that its a delusion.

Those talking about psych medication that would require a doctor to oversee it and mentally ill people gettin gtheir psych meds that are already prescribed in jail doesnt occur often, so getting him evaluated and put on medication is not very likely unless he is put in long term.

Also, he does not meet requirements for schizophrenia he's honestly probly schizoaffective or schizotypal. Schizotypal pairs with autism at times. Either way medications take weeks to show any sign of helping and they dont magically make someoen act normal the person has to put effort into that as well.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Bronson was nicknamed "the most violent man in Britain." Chris isn't even a fraction of him.

well...Chris is the most "autistic" man in the USA, so we will see how he compares

 

[Da Merge Baby]

I am dying to see the court sketches of this whole trial. I might be degenerate enough to print them up and frame them if they are good enough.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Chris clearly still doesn’t comprehend just how serious the situation is if this is how he’s acting on literally his first day in court.
He‘s been pretty good at denying it thus far, but whats going to happen to him if/when reality does manage to sink in?

I think the sheer overload of processing his new reality is gonna be too much for his mind to take. He literally won’t be able to handle the knowledge that he’s never going to see Barb, his home, or any of his toys ever again. He’s going to shutdown completely.

 

[Zarkov]

I hope that, among the horde of absolute losers who are getting ready to raid Chris' house, there's at least one person who will think of rummaging through his official documents. I have waited eight years, I need to know.

Did he really make the honor roll ?