Chris court appearance

[Holiday Special]

I tangentally know of someone in prison for life who has a TV. You had to buy it from a certain vendor and it was at an extreme markup. Chris will not be able to afford that. Is he still getting his tugboat while he's in jail?

 

[The Funny Blue Dog]

someone photoshop the final scene of planet of the apes to be 14BC instead of the statue of libertyView attachment 2415656

How's this? Chris is a very materialistic person. Probably got it from his mother.

 

[Cuck Shack]

Can't find the original article, which is strange.

Yahoo frequently deletes their articles. Sometimes because of mistakes caused by their sloppy "journalism" and other times, for no apparent reason.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

Rate me MoTI, but after this reaction it's pretty clear the only "remorse" he's going to feel for raping his feeble, elderly mother repeatedly is having all his kiddy toys and ponyshit melted into plastic, unrecognizable blocks. If some reddit ween decided to burn 14 BC to the fucking ground I wouldn't feel a thing--I'd probably laugh. Not because I'm all for property destruction, no. But I am all about making the perpetrator suffer to the same (if not greater) extent than their victim. And if that's the only way to make Chris suffer for the crime(s) he's committed, then I'm willing to let go and let GodBear. I would only hope that they check to make sure the pets are all out the house (which according to another post they are with neighbors). Plus, who knows? Maybe having no material attachments left in the world will open the door to enlightenment.

Spoiler

I'm not encouraging arson don't actually do this. Seriously, don't. That shit is probably hella flammable and may light some of his neighbors up by accident. I'm just venting on the Internet because Chris is a retard who never learns and rapists deserve no quarry or sympathy.

People say not to mess with Chris's things because this is an ongoing investigation not because he doesn't deserve it.

 

[Fapcop]

I’m so fucking hard rn.

Chris stomping his feet in a courtroom at a judge and demanding “everything” be bent according to his will...

Isn’t that pretty much everything we’ve been dreaming of, ever since OPL had his first encounter with the law?!

 

[Meat Target]

Yahoo frequently deletes their articles. Sometimes because of mistakes caused by their sloppy "journalism" and other times, for no apparent reason.

I think it's just algorithms getting mixed up.

 

[Treblinkachu]

Oh no. OH NO! CHRIS WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO!?

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clickbait trash. nothing less expected.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Yahoo frequently deletes their articles. Sometimes because of mistakes caused by their sloppy "journalism" and other times, for no apparent reason.

I wouldn't doubt that some ween moron slipped them inaccurate info.

 

[Dona Morte]

Looks like Mr. H volunteered for continuing for Continuing Legal Education. Maybe a mentoring position?
From his profile he seems to be a VERY effective lawyer.
Here is the archive of his profile

Top Rated Charlottesville, VA Criminal Defense Attorney | David Heilb…

archived 5 Aug 2021 20:32:15 UTC

archive.ph

"MR. HEILBERG is practicing into his fifth decade helping clients throughout central Virginia with assistance in criminal defense, personal injury and other matters. Mr. Heilberg has tried cases before a jury on over 100 occasions. He has advocated on behalf of individuals facing charges including capital murder, driving under the influence, assault and white-collar crimes such as embezzlement and fraud."
Good for Chris, everyone deserves the best representation according to the Constitution. However I bet if he was not trans this would have been a shitty public defender.

 

[BlueRyder4]

I tangentally know of someone in prison for life who has a TV. You had to buy it from a certain vendor and it was at an extreme markup. Chris will not be able to afford that. Is he still getting his tugboat while he's in jail?

"If you receive Social Security, your benefits will be suspended if you're convicted of a criminal offense and sent to jail or prison for more than 30 continuous days. ... If you're receiving SSI, your payments are suspended while you're in prison. Your payments can be reinstated in the month you're released."

 

[JoyfulDarter]

I tangentally know of someone in prison for life who has a TV. You had to buy it from a certain vendor and it was at an extreme markup. Chris will not be able to afford that. Is he still getting his tugboat while he's in jail?

Being charged with a felony makes you ineligible for his tard welfare.

 

[Nointey]

the toys are the only source of his power, without it he melts into a bag of cowshit and aids

 

[Faket0Fake]

Rate me MoTI, but after this reaction it's pretty clear the only "remorse" he's going to feel for raping his feeble, elderly mother repeatedly is having all his kiddy toys and ponyshit melted into plastic, unrecognizable blocks. If some reddit ween decided to burn 14 BC to the fucking ground I wouldn't feel a thing--I'd probably laugh. Not because I'm all for property destruction, no. But I am all about making the perpetrator suffer to the same (if not greater) extent than their victim. And if that's the only way to make Chris suffer for the crime(s) he's committed, then I'm willing to let go and let GodBear. I would only hope that they check to make sure the pets are all out the house (which according to another post they are with neighbors). Plus, who knows? Maybe having no material attachments left in the world will open the door to enlightenment.

Spoiler

I'm not encouraging arson don't actually do this. Seriously, don't. That shit is probably hella flammable and may light some of his neighbors up by accident. I'm just venting on the Internet because Chris is a retard who never learns and rapists deserve no quarry or sympathy.

They should have the house sold to put his mother in a home where she'll be looked after properly. All of his toys and crap can just go in the trash and be raided by his fans and people wanting money from his fans. I don't think burning the house would really make the right person suffer in this situation when it's significant money that can be put towards paying for a care home.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

This is all just further fuel for the insanity defense.

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

He probably trembles in his boots as he realizes the Jerkops are preventing him from retrieving all his magical possessions possibly blocking the merge from happening, truly tragic

 

[Realistic Elephant]

“willing to proceed with everything if I can get that done.”

Afraid you don't have a choice my man.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Chris’ lawyer

Attorney At Law | Heilberg Law | Charlottesville VA

Mr. Dave Heilberg is in his fifth decade helping clients throughout central Virginia with assistance in criminal law.

www.heilberglaw.com

(((HEILBERG)))
Oh this going to ve so fun if Chris suddendly goes full anti semite like a tard

 

[:gold:]

This could all have been avoided if Chris didn't hook up with the same bitch 40 years later.

Like father, like son.

 

[skjora]

I hope that during the next 10 days Chris will understand what is going on and start acting normally but at the same time I expect him to go full retard and try to sperg himself out from this predicament.

10 days? Make that 10 years of forced therapy, which is probably in the ballpark of what he'll be getting anyway. It's a full life of damaged psyche and horrible environment to counteract; It'll take time.

 

[Freak Shit]

Laugh now, but famous world leaders have been born from situations like this. A few years in prison, he'll release a book about his struggle, and before you know it Chris is the 50th President of the United States.

I think you have to fuck your niece to end up in that timeline