Chris court appearance

[DocHoliday1977]

And here I thought he might actually take this one thing seriously...

This man's stupidity knows no bounds.

He's autistic with no social skills training. He's lucky he lasted this long without a serious sexual crime.

 

[Nobunaga]

Yeah who cares, the real question is
Did he smuggle his shitty medallion by shoving it up his ass?

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

They can't charge him with a serious felony until it's gone before a grand jury. That's why they keep saying additional charges are pending.

Correct. Greene County empanels a Grand Jury once a month, second Monday of every month, (next Monday). Look for the additional charges to be added on after the Grand Jury for August is empaneled and has had a chance to see what the DA has.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

So Chris will get out, maybe, and be two weeks in the hole.

Good thing Bob taught him fiscal responsibility... I'm sure he won't beg Null or someone for a bailout.

 

[Lupin The Turd]

But he doesn't have collateral.

Lego and Amiibo are more valuable than you might think.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Imao People think that being alone with nobody to coddle him surrounded by hardened criminals will be the thing to break Chris, but no, it’ll be his total lack of vidya or any chance of playing with his precious Lego’s or any toys ever again, the literal Mother-fucker is going to be crushed like a butterfly hoo- boy.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

I wouldn't be surprised if Chris started a prison cult for the merge while in prison.

It'll be like the Nation of Islam, but for white people

 

[Vomiting Inbred]

How dare they deny; Christine Weston Chandler, mayor of Cwcville, true and honest creator of Sonichu, CPU Goddess of the Commodore 64 blue heart, holy protector of the multiverse, access to her most valuable and most important toys? Really who do they think they are compared to our Omni impotent lord and savior.

 

[Buck Mullet]

For those thinking Chris will commit suicide while locked up, remember who we're talking about here. Do you really think Chris could figure out how properly tie a noose, or come up with some kind of improvised garrote?

The answer is hell no. Even if he's in there such a long time with nothing better to do than figure it out, no way he'd be savvy enough to hide what's he's doing before getting caught. Let's face it, if he becomes suicidal any attempt will be like everything else he's done. A colossal failure.

 

[Techpriest]

He's obviously insane. That is why he has got away with so much shit in the past, and now he's even further gone. His little outburst today only further demonstrates how detached from reality that he's become. The only way he gets prison time over the loony bin is if the judge is just a hardass.

You can still be considered legally responsible and still be batshit insane. I can think of quite a few conspiracy cows that fit this.

 

[Annaoop]

6 fuckin weeks in jail and his prelim is on my birthday. I'm fucking ecstatic. Imagine how he's gonna act after 6 weeks of no Legos, no ps4, no barb pussy, and ranting about being famous and a cpu goddess/sonichu to drunks, druggie, and felons.

He's literally going to go insane.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Imagine being a lawyer and negotiating a plea deal that somehow involves CWC admitting guilt for fucking his demented mother in exchange for a box of LEGO and an Optimus Prime figurine.

Having talked to legal advisors, while most of their clients are not like Chris in many ways - the vast majority lack the long-term judgement, instead they have a mindset of just wanting whatever is immediately gratifying to them. In many ways that is not too different to Chris - he want's his Lego, they want bailed immediately, both do not seem to comprehend the shit covered train rumbling down the tracks towards them at speed.

 

[jason analberg]

How dare they deny; Christine Weston Chandler, mayor of Cwcville, true and honest creator of Sonichu, CPU Goddess of the Commodore 64 blue heart, holy protector of the multiverse, access to her most valuable and most important toys? Really who do they think they are compared to our Omni impotent lord and savior.

Do you think he'll have a tantrum in prison once he realizes he won't have access to legos or gaystation for 10 years?

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

If he goes on in court about CWCVille they're going to think he's a sovereign citizen.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

So Chris will get out, maybe, and be two weeks in the hole.

Good thing Bob taught him fiscal responsibility... I'm sure he won't beg Null or someone for a bailout.

Jesus Christ how horrible is your reading comprehension?

 

[AnimeAvatard]

This will be the biggest tranny eye opener we have seen so far. Out of the way, Rowling

This already has been too from what I've noticed. I haven't this much anti troon related stuff on mainstream social media accounts since 2012.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Imao People think that being alone with nobody to coddle him surrounded by hardened criminals will be the thing to break Chris, but no, it’ll be his total lack of vidya or any chance of playing with his precious Lego’s or any toys ever again, the literal Mother-fucker is going to be crushed like a butterfly hoo- boy.

They are putting him in a monitored medical prison facility. Thee will be no prison rape. The only fights will be over pudding cups at lunch.

 

[Rungle]

Oh fuck me Chris you pissed off a fucking judge.
He'll fucking skin you alive for your antics man.

They are putting him in a monitored medical prison facility. Thee will be no prison rape. The only fights will be over pudding cups at lunch.

Literally nothing has been said yet over this, for all we know he'll be, and I quote, "Raped by a bunch o' niggo's"

 

[The Magnificence]

I'm actually really impressed this little bitch "It's MA'AM-ed" a goddamn judge. Nice.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

he will certainly be forbidden to return to 14BC

I never thought Chris would be banned from his own home. I mean, sure, he was going to get kicked out by the bank, but man, this is too soon, and very apt.