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MoeChotto said:
He seems very happy and at peace in that video, which could be interpreted as him being hyped to start the Everfree fundraiser

Until you hear the stardate, do the math, and realize he is probably basking in some afterglow, according to his self-admitted rape cycle
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Im a bit dense... which of the circles is relevant and why? Fancy math that made the "merge is on" video match merging with Barb?
 
Iamthatis said:
I wonder if Cole will do anything for her. I’m sure he’s aware of what’s happened. He is her eldest child she could be remanded into his custody.
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I looked at Cole's Twitter just to see if he'd said anything about it. Apparently he's just blocking anyone who mentions it - I liked someone else's meme and the cunt blocked me just for that lmao.

I guess this is karma for ruining that Toy Story score, Cole, you bald cocksucker.
 
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Top Skink said:
like I said, DONT TALK TO THE POLICE! EVER!

if Chris’d kept his mouth shut he could be in such a good place right now, it’d be a nightmare to prove the leaks are real if chris was wisely shutting the fuck up. But I guarantee Chris already confirmed it was him speaking and completely fucked himself.
With all that said, lmao nigga ain’t no way he didn’t bring this on himself and he’s fully capable of shutting up if he wanted to. It’s just the funny coincidence that Chris’ retardation lines up with general retardation, and I guarantee he tried and failed to talk his way out same as anyone else

Like if Chris went to lease a 800$/mo car, yeah it might be shitty and he got ripped off, but guess what, it’s all on the books and inside the law
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If he’d kept his mouth shut nobody would EVER know he was fucking his mom. But he’s Chris.
 
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Zaryiu2 said:
The closest I can even remotely see is Ralph to "own" Null and even then that's a he'll of a stretch
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Nah, Ralph has basically already gotten what he wanted out of Chris (exposure for his livestream). He wanted to get Chris on his show but getting footage of him being arrested works just as well. Ralph has no further incentive to involve himself in all this.
 
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Hahahaha it's good to see Chris is staying true to form. Not a crumb of introspection since his arrest, godspeed you omega sped. But seriously, we all knew this was going to happen, not just in a general sense, but down to the letter we all could predict he would do this.

Mostly because Chris is so incredibly predictable, there really only was two possibilities here:
#1 - exactly what happened: the retarded man-child lives up to his name and bitches about pronouns and vidya, profoundly unaware of the severity of his situation
#2 - his lawyer gives him a good wrangling and scares him into silence and he sulks quietly during the hearing (the same way Russell Greer did).

But, the second option was obviously not available since he has a public defender and that poor sod has a whole menagerie of miscreants to deal with and he hasn't the time, patience or energy to put in the extra effort that would be needed with Chris. So we are left with only one option; nobody stopping Chris from being Chris and therefore being a detriment to himself and mankind equally. Man, I can't wait to find out how the next six weeks will have impacted his mental state, it will be either very muted and sad or a glorious mega-tard chimp-out.
 
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