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Not even mildly surprised that Chris' biggest concern was his toys.

I hope someone is watching over the house in case people get any ideas that they can grab some quick Christory artifacts. Remember that weirdo who went through his trash and posted the pics?
 
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Cherenkovblue said:
I'd say it's a pretty high probability he's got some CP at this point. If he's willing to rape his own mother it's not such a huge leap... not anymore at least.
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Even if he didn't acquire it on purpose. There's a good chance some ween thinks it'd be hilarious to send some to Chris, especially now that he's in legal hot water.
 
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Rukario said:
Or heavily simplified ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfAaIcLfebY

AFAIK they are clear plastic so disallowed stuff cannot be smuggled in. Drugs, Guns, Cellphones, Sonichu Medallions etc.
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Speaking off, if the medallion is off limits, does this mean that Chris will have to create a new one in prison? is there a program for prisoners where they get to do similar crafmanship? could this be the birth of a new OC, the legendary prison chu?
 
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SaltyFanta said:
Even if he didn't acquire it on purpose. There's a good chance some ween thinks it'd be hilarious to send some to Chris, especially now that he's in legal hot water.
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I like your optimism, son. Can you imagine the lulz if some fucking ween sent him a ton of CP and wound up getting tracked down and nailed over it? Especially if it turns out it was Ethan Ralph all along?
 
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This is 100% going to bite Chris in the ass in the very near future. Not only is he making himself a completely unlikeable asshole in front of the judge. He's making it obvious that he's far more worried about his toys than his elderly, dementia-ridden mother. There's not an ounce of regret, remorse, or any signs that he even understands what the fuck he's done wrong.

Sure, this case was already absolutely not going to be easy for him from the start, but Chris seems determined to make it as hard as possible. Shine on, you crazy sperg.
 
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A_throwaway_name62919 said:
I suspect Chris will be saying "I don't feel safe" a lot within the coming weeks. Because judging by this, he seems to think claims to not feel safe are magic words that are supposed to make everyone around him stop what they're doing and do whatever it is he says will make him "feel safe". If that's the case, I've got a feeling it'll be a while before he figures out that it doesn't work when there aren't people willing to pander to him around.
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Eventually Chris will try a suicidal gesture in the joint, and you know what that means...
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PK Shitstorm said:
From the second he was born Chris has been nothing but a millionaire burden in tax dollars to his community and at 39 years of being a tax sink he has contributed absolutely nothing back to the state, i pity the people of Virginia
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Nearly every state is like this, due to Social Security is a Federal program. Plus, a few other countries.


It was originally intended for those who are unable to keep working, but the tards get in on it because they can barely keep a job.
 
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Cheerlead-in-Chief said:
I assume prisons have rooms for recreation and he'd have access to the papers and Crayola products he wants and craves.
if he behaves well, access to library and highly optimistic that sweet, sweet Internet.
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You can own that shit and have it right in your cell you can order it from commissary and off catalogs. Obviously inmates get modified made for prison things but you can still write and draw. One of the most popular activities inmates do besides reading is coloring books to pass the time.
 
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Cheerlead-in-Chief said:
I assume prisons have rooms for recreation and he'd have access to the papers and Crayola products he wants and craves.
if he behaves well, access to library and highly optimistic that sweet, sweet Internet.
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Any judge that doesn't yeet Chris from the internet at this point shouldn't be on the bench
 
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make_it_so said:
"Federal courts" - that's the key difference. Chris will be standing trial in a local/state court.
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That's admittedly a bit of a state by state basis. This what's said about Virginia

Virginia Law on Recording Court Hearings and Public Meetings​

Court Hearings

Recording is allowed in Virginia state courtrooms at the sole discretion of the presiding judge. It is, however, flatly prohibited in certain types of sensitive cases (e.g., those involving juveniles or sexual offenses; however, a juvenile who is tried as an adult is excluded from the prohibition on recording. See Novak v. Commonwealth, 20 Va. App. 373, 390-91 (1995)). Only two television cameras and one still photographer are allowed in a courtroom at any given time. For a complete list of the statutory guidelines, see Va. Code 19.2-266.

Either way, it justifies why artists go to draw the perps and the courtroom instead of take photos
 
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