Chris court appearance

[Jebu Nagazi]

I bet 14 branchlane ct has already been broken into, multiple times. Chris' toys are fucked.

All his TOYS will pop up on E Bay as collectors items ^^ !

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

David Heilburg

it's perfect

 

[Seattle Trip to Neverfree]

The actual trial day is gonna be amazing. Chris getting dragged away after screaming about the merge, sonichu, and cwcville is gonna be great.

Chris is probably the most feminine thing to walk into the prison in a long time, Chris is gonna get merged alright. only with his prison cell if he's lucky, with the pointy end of his cellmate if he's not

 

[make_it_so]

• Electronic media coverage of criminal proceedings in federal courts has been expressly prohibited under Federal Rule of Criminal Procedure 53 since the criminal rules were adopted in 1946. Rule 53 states: "[e]xcept as otherwise provided by a statute or these rules, the court must not permit the taking of photographs in the courtroom during judicial proceedings or the broadcasting of judicial proceedings from the courtroom."

"Federal courts" - that's the key difference. Chris will be standing trial in a local/state court.

 

[LUNEKO]

Chris has never been suicidal right? What are the chances Mary Lee Walsh is on Clinton's payroll?

Chris ego is massive, pretty much ensures he'll live, i think the only scenario where Chris dies in prison is if there's a prison riot unrelated to him where the dangerous inmate block breaks free and goes on a piñata spree on the good-behaving-prisoners block

 

[NerdShamer]

Can anyone archive the article for us eurofags who cannot access it?

It's in the OP.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I just wish we could see his interactions with law enforcement outside of just the court appearance. I've watched a lot of TCAP police interrogations, and while the chatlogs are revealing of their capacity to be manipulative and predatory to someone more ignorant and vulnerable than them, the interrogations are always interesting in how they shift their persona to try to get out of trouble. I would be interested to see if Chris maintains his delusions and would really tell the police he's an interdimensional goddess, or if he'd flip and try a different tactic. Realistically coming off as insane is probably a better plan right now than giving any indication that he knew what he did.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

What do you guys think are the chances of him having CP on his pc?
He's been on the internet for ages so I wouldn't be surprised if he stumbled upon some.

I'd say it's a pretty high probability he's got some CP at this point. If he's willing to rape his own mother it's not such a huge leap... not anymore at least.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Chris’ lawyer

Dave must be feeling so bad right now, hearing went to shit and he couldn't even speak without getting interrupted by the very person he was defending.

Not even his fault too lol!

I bet 14 branchlane ct has already been broken into, multiple times. Chris' toys are fucked.

There is a chance nothing happened, either some did not do it out of pity for Barb or simply because that place is hot as hell right now with all the attention on Chris. Harder to get in undetected, and the wiki basically lists every fart Chris ever let out so people will notice if someone is selling a large haul of things Chris never sold!

Fucking stomped his feet like a child. Of course he did.

Not unexpected at all, he behaved like a spoiled rotten 6 year old child but even kids fucking listen when they are told to shut up for the tenth time in a row!

Chris getting done in by his own ego combined with his delusions was always going to be his end. Even if he did not rape Barb!

 

[Burd Turglar]

The smell will ward any prospective looters off.

IDK man, people went into Jani for christ's house after they fled....or whatever that land whales name is.

 

[stets]

I bet 14 branchlane ct has already been broken into, multiple times. Chris' toys are fucked.

I hope it happens. I’m looking forward to the “Man in Sonic the Hedgehog Costume Arrested Breaking into Rape Victim’s Home” news headline. It’s almost like none of these speds have thought about the shitty optics of stealing from the home of a sexual abuse victim.

 

[D_Tractor]

We don't really know the whole story with him and bob. Most indications are that at the time Bob entered into Cole's life he was just the latest in a long chain of alcoholic sacks of shit that his mother brought home. I'm sure there's a whole history of conflict there that we aren't privy to.

Barb's taste in men was almost as bad as Candy's.

 

[Mason Verger]

Chris is probably the most feminine thing to walk into the prison in a long time, Chris is gonna get merged alright. only with his prison cell if he's lucky, with the pointy end of his cellmate if he's not

Nah, surely there’s plenty of spicy lil twinks in for prostitution charges. Chris is gnarly by any standard.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Can anyone archive the article for us eurofags who cannot access it?

Disregard me I suck cocks

Admitting it is the hardest part.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

So, whos' paying for his services?

Commonwealth of Virginia taxpayers

 

[NerdShamer]

Not unexpected at all, he behaved like a spoiled rotten 6 year old child but even kids fucking listen when they are told to shut up for the tenth time in a row!

I'm just waiting for him to give his CWC goddess spiel, which will probably happen when it's his turn to testify.

 

[boongus]

who's running cwcville after chris chan gets imprisoned?

 

[roj]

Nah, surely there’s plenty of spicy lil twinks in for prostitution charges. Chris is gnarly by any standard.

get raped or become the rapist? Let's see what chris decides to do.

 

[Paladin Derich]

>implying weens are not going to try to buy the house for the lulz which ends up leading to a multimillion dollar auction

On the next episode of "This old house"...

 

[TheRealMcCoy]

>implying weens are not going to try to buy the house for the lulz which ends up leading to a multimillion dollar auction

I don't even think Blackrock will touch the place.