Chris court appearance

[SaidNoOneEver]

So he's only being pressed on the incest charge?

Looks that way. If only a bunch of us could've predicted that only to be shouted down.

 

[Bellsprout]

This is so much funnier than I ever could have hoped for.

 

[NigKid]

On the 20min version of the call, Bella asks him if he knows how easy it is to find CP online, he says yes.

Or rather 'yeeeeaaas'

What do you guys think are the chances of him having CP on his pc?
He's been on the internet for ages so I wouldn't be surprised if he stumbled upon some.

 

[Meat Target]

Berg is actually a common name among Germans and Swedes too.

That's because way back in the day (long before Bismarck unified Germany IIRC) some Germanic king or nobleman mandated that Jews adopt German surnames.

But let's not get into Jewsperging. This thread is about Chris.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

About Chris Only Being Concerned About His Toys:

Not surprised. Powerleveling here, but I'm an autist myself, and I can give perspective.

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Autists tend to be really possessive and anxious over their possessions if they're forced to be away from them. That doesn't excuse what he's doing and how beligerent he's being, but I thought I'd give perspective on why that's the case.

This explains the autism of anarcho-capitalists then.

 

[usernames can change now!]

On the contrary, any lawyer who manages to help Chris weasel his way out of this will probably become the premiere defense lawyer of Ruckersville.

It's an unwinnable case with an unruly client, though. Not exactly something he'll feature on the front page of his website.

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

The hilarious irony is that Chris could probably pay for a bond if he were willing to sell the very toys he so desperately wants to be reunited with.

Won't sell them to fly to Redmond to meet with Nintendo, won't sell them for bond.

Its like poetry, it rhymes.

 

[SlipNHonk]

He really thinks he's gonna be playing his PS4 in prison huh?

He's going to be institionalized. This is the mindset of a child. He clearly has no clue how dire the situation is and there's no doubt they're taking notes of his mental health each time he makes a scene like this.

 

[awoo]

What do you guys think are the chances of him having CP on his pc?
He's been on the internet for ages so I wouldn't be surprised if he stumbled upon some.

I wouldn't be surprised if he had some furry or pony "cub" porn too and the twitter trannies he's surrounded with normalized that stuff for him

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris care more for his plastic than his victimized mom. Shocker.

 

[EvaPer0n]

I thought it was names ending in -stein that were stereotypically jewish.

Ashkenazi surnames typically end in -stein, -berg or -mann

 

[Cuck Shack]

The comments on that article are exactly what you'd expect.

 

[Frofo Baggis]

Have you guys seen the movie Bronson? It's about a guy who gets charged with robbing a post office, and is sentenced to 7 years, initially. His continued defiance against the courts and bad behavior lands him in hotter water and he spends over 3 decades in prison because of additional charges, mostly due to his incompetency and aggression.

Same thing here, except its a more retarded and autistic version.

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Reading his wikipedia page is a right laugh. The film honestly doesn't even do him justice. My favourite moment was the time he took two convicted terrorists hostage, made them tickle his feet and call him "general". And the only man he ever tried to properly kill was a convicted pedo. Bronson may be insane but he's an absolute chad. He's nothing like Chris.

 

[BlueRyder4]

I want to know what his cell mates think about Chris.
Picture getting hit with a DUI or possession, next thing you know some tranny is telling you about the dimensional merge and some Sonic shit for at least the next month. Then you find out he's a motherfucker...

 

[Mr. Awesome Man]

You never seem to go above our expectations, Chris.

 

[FamicomGorby]

I wouldn't be surprised if he had some furry or pony "cub" porn too and the twitter trannies he's surrounded with normalized that stuff for him

He did buy a bunch of Nazi shit when Megan asked, I wouldn't be surprised if he had some CP in his joint from the idea guys or another troll.

 

[ogmudbone]

Counterpoint: Hasn't he proven he's immune to reality checks...? I mean the judge is lecturing him and he's trying to convince the judge his LEGOs are really important.

He's not going to learn. The only way I see this ending is some form of tard rage when he can't stand the confinement, convinces himself Sonichu gives him super strength or something, he attacks a guard (aka runs at them screaming before getting his ass kicked), and it just escalates until he's in some sort of home or prison where a special caretaker has to keep him from going tard ragemode all the time.

There is no scenario where he actually learns a lesson and no scenario where this de-escalates. For me, it's legit just a question of if the state will take pity on him or not. They'll either go the route of deciding he's hopeless and treating him mercifully because autism, or they won't and he's just gonna keep escalating things til he ends up in serious trouble. (Aka a seriously tight prison with a hard sentence, or honestly, endangering his own life by picking a bad fight)

I still cant believe the retard thinks he beat autism.

 

[Blue_Snow]

In the United States you can buy more than just food from commissary
You can buy things like a TV or a radio or even video game consoles.
It depends what prison you're in and who runs it because in America it's an actual business which causes a whole host of issues but still in most prisons you can buy a game console depending on what you want and how much you're willing to spend.

My uncle is in prison and he has an Xbox 360 which buying from commissary typically cost 5 to 10 times more than it would on the outside market. You used to be able to buy things like GTA and cod but most prisons now have rules against violent games so if you're looking for a game now you will most likely get stuff like Sonic or Mario.

So Chris could potentially have video game system to play the only problem is affording it. He has no prison job which to be honest would take years to save up to get a game console and he has nobody on the outside world who will send him money on his commissary besides weens and YouTubers.

So my prediction is at first Chris will be living relatively okay maybe he will get a game console on the TV maybe he'll spend the money on food but either way I think he will be doing okay for a while until the weens get bored of him and stop sending him money.

Prisons usually give out TVs/ video games if you’re good. You usually don’t have to pay

 

[Hoodie]

People wondering why Chris cares more about toys than the fact that he raped his mom seem to forget that Chris saw the encounter as consensual and thinks he did nothing wrong.

 

[DumbDude42]

Very common actually.

The realization of many schizophrenics once they become lucid causes many of them to stop taking meds.

When schizos say the meds make them feel sick it's more like "reality is making me feel sick"

i know a similar thing happens to some heavy drinkers (and probably other addicts too)

they manage to get sober, but then reality hits them hard. suddenly they are painfully aware that they spent the last X years ruining their lives, minds and bodies, and as a result they have basically no future to look forward to. this crushing burden is too much to bear, so they start drinking again to make it go away.