Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Vi0l3t]

Frank on It’s Always Sunny- “I’m going to carry a magnum condom in my wallet so women see it when I pull money out and think I have a magnum dong”

And he’s a man of means! $23 whole dollars in that picture and it’s all his!
Sammie’s missing out, one of the inbreds of Little Rock are going to snap this guy up.

I actually told my spouse the same quote lmfao "reminds me of frank with the magnum dong condoms"

 

[Anne Hyroe]

The sad thing is that this guy would be an upgrade for our girl Sammie. He seems to have a job, isn’t sleeping in a car and is at least familiar with the idea of condoms. Too bad he’s melanin challenged.

 

[Android raptor]

Every new character introduced in the Sammieverse is a gift.

 

[Genesis Printhas]

The sad thing is that this guy would be an upgrade for our girl Sammie. He seems to have a job, isn’t sleeping in a car and is at least familiar with the idea of condoms. Too bad he’s melanin challenged.

Did you see his laundry all in the baskets up there? Seems like the only thing keepin' our boy back is that hair trigger temper of his. D'ya think he's one of Sammie's cuzins?

 

[Trombonista]

Lol the comments on her post. This random sped shared this photo of himself.
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Little Caesar's is the worst pizza I have ever had, and it looks like Michael agrees.

 

[Precocious Halfwit]

I've been awake for half an hour and already I'm laughing my tits off at this new arrival in the Sammieverse. Long live Michael with his palatial hotel room, mental fragility, interesting wooing technique (chucking his number on FB and waiting for the honeys to bite) and thousand-yard stare. Man looks like he's seen quite enough without venturing into Sammie's orbit!

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I've been awake for half an hour and already I'm laughing my tits off at this new arrival in the Sammieverse. Long live Michael with his palatial hotel room, mental fragility, interesting wooing technique (chucking his number on FB and waiting for the honeys to bite) and thousand-yard stare. Man looks like he's seen quite enough without venturing into Sammie's orbit!

He’s like a young Lucas Werner. I wonder whether he’ll be leaving signs and candy on the streets when he’s a bit older (and what he thinks the ideal ages are for a relationship).

 

[Compulsory Games]

Everything he posts is so baffling that I expect to find a secret code or hidden meaning in there somewhere, like when hookers pretend to sell TVs on facebook marketplace and you can see the reflection of their naked body on the screen.

 

[Snack Cracker]

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Everything he posts is so baffling that I expect to find a secret code or hidden meaning in there somewhere, like when hookers pretend to sell TVs on facebook marketplace and you can see the reflection of their naked body on the screen.

This made me laugh way harder than it should have, the comically oversized redneck knife coupled with a dead stare, the initial caption, and then commenting Knife is big to himself.

Even if we don’t get an actual Sammie crossover he’s intensely amusing.

Edit: I appreciate social media kiwis for harvesting for people who don’t use it because this guy has potential imo.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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The filthy dollar bills on the bed, the phallic symbolism of the knife, the always-visible medical tag around his neck…this one creeps the shit out of me. Has he ever posted what condition the tag pertains to?

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Well we were just introduced to him yesterday and he's shown pictures featuring knives twice.

Let me hand you a bag of red flags. Does he have a rap sheet?

 

[Compulsory Games]

Let me hand you a bag of red flags. Does he have a rap sheet?

Muldrow Man Sought After Attacking Neighbor​

Pretty sure this is his dad.

 

[DoorPost101]

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Everything he posts is so baffling that I expect to find a secret code or hidden meaning in there somewhere, like when hookers pretend to sell TVs on facebook marketplace and you can see the reflection of their naked body on the screen.

He really would be perfect for Sammie, he's got the derpy lazy eye thing going on, too.

 

[Android raptor]

Little Caesar's is the worst pizza I have ever had, and it looks like Michael agrees.

Little Caesaers is the perfect pizza for the Sammieverse tho, since its main selling point is it's cheap and ready.

 

[Vi0l3t]

The filthy dollar bills on the bed, the phallic symbolism of the knife, the always-visible medical tag around his neck…this one creeps the shit out of me. Has he ever posted what condition the tag pertains to?

I'm trying to read it in photos but cant I'll keep looking.

So a few days ago she had a miscarriage now shes magically pregnant with twins having morning sickness? Lmfao. Hard to read through it, is she saying she already has 2 girls or the twins are going to be girls?

The filthy dollar bills on the bed, the phallic symbolism of the knife, the always-visible medical tag around his neck…this one creeps the shit out of me. Has he ever posted what condition the tag pertains to?

Found it, insect sting.


He is basically as bad as Sammie with relationships and seems to be in and out of them often. Shower ring selfies! Hes been accused of cheating ect.


He dated this lol. And her jealous ex is all over.


This girl was interested but he lived too far.


Hes seriously a rollercoaster and would probably be good with his own thread lol.

 

[Jeep1971]

You can lead Sammie to a bathtub, but you know she’s not going to bathe.

Bitch was washed up before she got in the tub.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Found it, insect sting.
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He is basically as bad as Sammie with relationships and seems to be in and out of them often. Shower ring selfies! Hes been accused of cheating ect.
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He dated this lol. And her jealous ex is all over.
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This girl was interested but he lived too far.
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Hes seriously a rollercoaster and would probably be good with his own thread lol.
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He probably could support his own thread because that’s a constant stream of oh wow, but it’s nice to have more members of the Sammieverse for when the main characters are off the grid.

 

[Jeep1971]

These rednecks posting their personal numbers publicly on social media will never not be funny to me (his post was actually public).

So he’s basically WANT WOMAN and is luring them in with his steamy selfies on decrepit stairs and serial killers selfies because he’s got his OWN place to stay.

Too bad, our Kween would never stoop to dating a white man. Even if that white man is a sped but has a (pizza delivery) job.

He reminds me of Lucas the Wern.

 

[Compulsory Games]

Found it, insect sting.



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The ex is also retarded/batshit insane and an absolute goldmine. Before getting dumped by Renee he was planning to live on a houseboat with a Gambian man who he referred to as his son:

Nothing sexual!

But then he got all betrayed and devastated:

Fortunately, it was nothing a little cheese food couldn't fix

The Sammieverse giveth for those whose hearts are open to receive.

 

[Vi0l3t]

He probably could support his own thread because that’s a constant stream of oh wow, but it’s nice to have more members of the Sammieverse for when the main characters are off the grid.

Agree it's like a whole God damn sitcom.

The ex is also retarded/batshit insane and an absolute goldmine. Before getting dumped by Renee he was planning to live on a houseboat with a Gambian man who he referred to as his son:
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Nothing sexual!
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But then he got all betrayed and devastated:
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Fortunately, it was nothing a little cheese food couldn't fix
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The Sammieverse giveth for those whose hearts are open to receive.

Lmfao, I'm dying! The fucking crying dude meme and betrayal bs!