Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[TheSimpShow]

Not raw broccoli? That's weak

I'll have to see, I am not sure how much steamed broccc I could stomach, but I'll start off steamed and see if I die. I might change it up a little bit.

 

[instythot]

I'll have to see, I am not sure how much steamed broccc I could stomach, but I'll start off steamed and see if I die. I might change it up a little bit.

If steamed doesn't work, I'm sure it'll be tastier if you batter and deep fry it

 

[Vetti]

Joshua Conner Moon is 4 things...

1. He's fat
2. He's trying to lose weight "the healthy way"
3. He's only going to exercise if he gets a pool
4. He isn't getting a pool anytime soon

 

[TheSimpShow]

If steamed doesn't work, I'm sure it'll be tastier if you batter and deep fry it

That doesnt seem quite - right

 

[Spicboyskafan]

dude just post gunt pics lol

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Peen]

HAPPY PIZZA DAY!!!

BLESSED BE THY CHEESY CRUST.

 

[dankeybong]

grease levels

Hopefully he's doing the Ulillillia method and at least degreasing.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Joshua Conner Moon is 4 things...

1. He's fat
2. He's trying to lose weight "the healthy way"
3. He's only going to exercise if he gets a pool
4. He isn't getting a pool anytime soon

The being fat cause he didn’t have a pool is a Paul’s Ego (Drunken peasants thing)

 

[RichardRApe]

Let's fucking go! I was going to eat 1600 calories of broccoli and work out but nah, it's pizza day and I earned it.

 

[dankeybong]

Let's fucking go! I was going to eat 1600 calories of broccoli and work out but nah, it's pizza day and I earned it.
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You would get no protien from the broccoli. At least the pepperoni's would help your muscles repair.

 

[LurkTrawl]

There's an entire fitness section of the site for info. I got a cool veggie soup recipe from there and it's pretty good. Edit: now that I think about it I might've gotten it from the food section, w/e.

Tbh I don't really care so much about the weight loss as I do that the soup tastes fucking great. It's even better with a bit of chicken added.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

did someone mention pisa day?

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Josh is right pizza day is fine. All of you PPP stans are coping. Pizza is pretty much a vegetable anyway it has tomato sauce and the dough is made from a plant. Get felted PPP fans. Pizza day for the win.

Null could eat pizza every day in moderation, but he's such a fatty he can't just eat one slice. "Calories in calories out," right? He doesn't trust himself around a pie. He has to eat the whole dang thing. He has to fast the day prior in a weird bulimic ritual to feel less bad about eating an entire pizza himself then puke his guts out afterwards

 

[Disheveled Human]

People as fat as Null and PPP could live off vitamins and water with a couple slices of bread per day for over a month.

 

[AltisticRight]

Eat the broccolis you fat fucks. Eat it.

The 20+ recent pages reminds me of this gif.

 

[Tom Myers]

Jerhs's Waifu

 

[Eggg]

I want to see PPP go Angus Barbieri mode. Fasting for 382 days with only black coffee, tea, sparkling water and a multivitamin a day.

 

[michael_bruh]

yay it's finally pizza day!

 

[Noproblemo]

yay it's finally pizza day!

Looking forward to the 1600 calories pizza, totally won't have a 2l bottle of coke with it

 

[michael_bruh]

I know it looks like shit lol

Rare picture of jannie Jersh eating his pizza on pizza Friday