Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

ETA: the ideal BMI for a 6’3 person is 200lbs. Learn to read charts you fat retard.
Surgery and anesthesia are always more dangerous for fatties like Jake. But this fat bearded freak screeching about Nazis on Twitter clearly knows more about doctors operating in their area of specialty.
I’ve seen plenty of fatasses who got the chop. I reckon it’s something like back or knee surgery.
And even the best candidates selected often fail. These fatties just go right back to eating like their usual until they stretch out their stomach, often causing serious complications. Look at Boogie1488.
 
Armchair psychologist time:

I think Jake suffers from erotomania, which is a mantal disorder where the patient will fixate on a person and believe said target is in love with them, even if the person in question doesn't even know the patients exists. Kind like how Steve Urkel on "Family Matters" thought Laura was in love with him, or like Screech towards Lisa on "Saved by the Bell".
I feel that it's more likely that he thinks having a creepy stalker far beneath his own social station validates him as a woman, it would serve the same purpose as his stories about being cat-called, nearly raped in the elevator and peeped at in the hospital. Just normal girl things.

Plus, he can't go full Zoe and call Glinner his abusive ex, at least not yet, who knows how insane his story will be in a year or two.
 
Plus, he can't go full Zoe and call Glinner his abusive ex, at least not yet, who knows how insane his story will be in a year or two.
He will soon be claiming Glinner raped him every day for a year, ripped out his liver and ate it, and then chopped him up with an axe every morning after he regrew his arms and liver.

What I wonder is who does this lunatic autist think he's fooling with this utterly outlandish nonsense.
 
It's so hard to keep up--I thought Jake was saying that very few trans people "need" surgery. It's all just a hormone imbalance, so correct that and one day their genitals just fwwwp into the desired position.

He's at least self-aware enough to not take photos of his Trans Timeline, but it'd be interesting to track the changes he claimed by date. He seems to have a hard time keeping up, himself.
 
Really, it's not. He's always done this and to this degree, it's just particularly blatant because it's Glinner-related. Glinner is one of the few people Jake will actually name, I think because along with Jesse Singal he knows that everyone else in his bubble knows to hate him so he won't accidentally be calling out someone's friend, something that has burned him badly in the past. Glinner is also one of the few people who we can prove actually knows who the fuck Jake is and probably still knows who he is now. This is as opposed to people like William Shatner and Adam Baldwin, both who have burned Jake in replies on Twitter, both of whom Jake has elevated to 'death threats and Nazi stalkers' even though there is no way either of them have the faintest idea who he is.

But it's in keeping with Jake's usual pattern that he exaggerates an interaction to the point of parody, then the next time he refers to the same events he repeats the process, on and on until we get from 'Glinner and I exchanged tweets a few times about GamerGate', through, 'I don't want to say for sure because I'm just an innocent girl but I think Glinner was hitting on little ol' me before he became a TERF', to, 'Glinner was constantly hitting on me and I'm not saying that's why his wife left him, but I'm not not saying that either.'

Also, Jake is a greedy, grasping, consooming little bitch. It doesn't get commented on as much because all troons appear to beg for cash from the internet, but he gets a thousand dollars a month for doing absolutely nothing, and yet complains constantly about how he can't afford rent and food even though there's every indication that he doesn't pay for either of those things. It fits in with his belief that he is the king Queen of the Unseen Victims, that he's the one who's suffered the most through every single bad thing (that he's forcibly brought upon himself) and yet no one cares for poor, trans, buxom redhead Violet Cassandra Ocean. So of course he's going to pitch a bitch-fit about anyone else getting even a cent in regards to being a troon and dealing with Glinner and the TERFS - because all of that money, in Jake's mind, should go solely to him.

Jake is getting worse. But these are both very established character traits for Jake, nothing odd for him at all. He's a pathological exaggerator, narcissist, bully, clout chaser and catastrophiser who thinks he's too good to do anything he doesn't want to do and that free money should just drop in his lap. If it is those troons, then those $40 are rightfully his - don't they know he's the troon Glinner raped repeatedly at a convention several years ago, only stopping once Jake told him that he was having sex with yon woman? They should give Jake all the victimbux!
It's amazing how Jake "owns" his friends, his former friends, his rivals, and even his adversaries. Anything to do with any of these people HAS to do with Jake, because he's the only real person involved or something. It's all about him, all the time. The entire Third Reich was just a dress rehearsal for the day when the Nazis were going to go after Jake Alley. And of course, no one's suffered like Violet's suffered, and she's so brave just to keep breathing,

Worth remembering when Glinner comes up: before becoming king boy-terf, Glinner unfollowed Jake on Twitter and Jake demanded to know why like a little bitch. (This Post from a year ago shows.)
Jake was genuinely humiliated by that, I think, in ways he can never admit to anyone, even himself. Fun fact: I went through a similar process to Glinner, though less intense, in that I knew the name SecretGamerGrrl (though Glinner hilariously seems to get this wrong whenever possible) and just kind of accepted she was some random trans person who felt the need to comment on absolutely everything in that irritating manner so many trans people have, and transplain shit she couldn't possibly have any actual first-hand knowledge of or experience with.

Then I found this thread and the photo in the OP just fucking sent me. The rest is history.

Difference is, Glinner went before an audience and told his story of how Violet single-handedly turned him into a TERF, a feat accomplished almost exclusively by that fucking beard. And that was before getting to the ubernerd-loser qualities Jake has in spades. So Jake wants to be a big wheel in the trans/gaming community. That's what Chelsea promised him, above all else (along with a comfortable salary and generous benefits package). He was supposed to be Important and Successful and finally be Influential in his Field (that field being "trans person who exists"). But he's the living, breathing stereotype of the laughable, lazy, insane, loser tranny and he fucking knows it. He's the opposite of a credit to his people. And thanks to Glinner, everyone else knows it, too.

Jake can never forgive this, but he also can't admit this because it would confirm his dox, verify his worthlessness, and absolutely destroy whatever passes for his ego. So it's the opposite, actually! Glinner luuuuuurves him. Wanted to fuck him. Was rejected by him. Now Glinner's got the sour grapes and lovely Violet needs the asspats and Patreon money because even if she wasn't too traumatized to work, that powerful, vindictive man who works in another industry in another country has guaranteed she's unemployable in this one.

What I'm saying is that Jake is so obsessed with Glinner, he thinks Glinner must reciprocate. Ditto Randi Harper, Chelsea, all the various and sundry Nazis he seems to encounter constantly, etc.
 
What I wonder is who does this lunatic autist think he's fooling with this utterly outlandish nonsense.
I genuinely believe that he is so far into his fantasy that he genuinely believes the things that he tweets. But he’ll exaggerate his delusions until he starts to believe those exaggerations to be true and then he'll add even more exaggerations to them and so on.
 
I'm not fat in metric:
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He got a ton of replies on his "I'm not fat" post, 27 so far, the ones he replied back to:
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Jake comforts Bex over being pregnant and suggests...:
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More Glinner:
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Even Jake's skeleton is fat:
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A pill for weight loss must be some kind of amphetamine.
Oh boy, 10x the googlshng in half the time
I hope it's ritalin.
 
So I'm assuming the surgery Jake says he was recommended as having to lose weight is lap band surgery. This is from the Cleveland Clinic (one of the top five hospitals in the US) webpage on it:
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I'm going to suggest that Jake is definitely above 300 pounds then. 320 pounds would put him right at a 40 BMI. If he gets down to 280 pounds that's a 35 BMI. Below 35 BMI he starts being eligible for The Surgery and not this surgery so we know he's clearly not closer to 35 than 40.
 
Wasn't it speculated that Mama Alley does food drops off for her boy? Jake certainly doesn't look the type to cook for himself and he's no LouG type of grifter for endless pasta and pizza.

Then again he doesn't need to grift since he gets a thousand bucks a month for just existing. That's enough for takeout everyday, right?
According to the thread, his mother dropped food off at his apartment while he was streaming on Twitch, so it's just a fact. Jake does cook for himself occasionally. But in the same way he presumes everything he's ignorant about are things other people are ignorant about, because no one could be smarter than he is, he had to start from absolute basics. As in, 'googleshng about how cooking instructions should tell people how to boil water' basics, because he is, once again, very sheltered and very stupid but thinks he's both worldly and smart.
 
Disgusting MEN are pre-fired at World Domination Games LLC:
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I'm sure those two men are shaking in their boots, desperate as they are to get a job that will totally exist, ever. They also would never want to do anything to cross the line in front of fierce woman Violet Ocean, who has never done anything so masculine as harass women for years.
 
I'm not fat in metric:
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He got a ton of replies on his "I'm not fat" post, 27 so far, the ones he replied back to:
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Jake comforts Bex over being pregnant and suggests...:
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More Glinner:
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Even Jake's skeleton is fat:
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I hope it's ritalin.

So I'm assuming the surgery Jake says he was recommended as having to lose weight is lap band surgery. This is from the Cleveland Clinic (one of the top five hospitals in the US) webpage on it:
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I'm going to suggest that Jake is definitely above 300 pounds then. 320 pounds would put him right at a 40 BMI. If he gets down to 280 pounds that's a 35 BMI. Below 35 BMI he starts being eligible for The Surgery and not this surgery so we know he's clearly not closer to 35 than 40.
I'm 95% sure he just thinks "kilograms" is just a fancy word for "pounds" and has got shit confused. 150kg puts him around 330lbs, which is juuuuust a little over a 41 BMI for his height. That's almost not obese and would make him a candidate for a lot of elective surgeries that they'd otherwise be very hesitant to perform.

Additionally, I'm at about the same level of certainty that he's conflating multiple procedures/surgeons/instructions here. Like, maybe he needed that 35 BMI for The Surgery, but he also needs a colonoscopy or something else that would potentially require general anesthesia -- it's not serious enough that they'll do it while he's morbidly obese, but it's serious enough that they'd want to get it done as soon as he bumped up against the threshold of mitigated risk. Anesthetizing deathfats is a risky business indeed. Part of the reason Dr. Now is so popular is that he's willing to do gastric bypass surgeries on the severely obese.

Ever since the bra debacle, I don't trust him even a little bit with numbers, measurements, or reading instructions in general. Not that I ever really did, but it's good to remind myself that it's nothing but falsehoods and whining (sometimes with a grain of truth so distorted it takes the entire Kiwi Farms hivemind to decode it properly).
 
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