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Divine right to rule said:
Chris will piss the judge off so badly that he will wear a pickle suit at judgment
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For some reason, I imagined chris wearing a fucking pickle rick costume in a court of law while an extremely sober judge says "Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, I sentence you to three years in prison" and nearly had an aneurysm from the combination of laughing and cringing
 
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Buck Mullet said:
I think the evaluation of Chris is going to create some issues. Chris clearly needs counseling and socializing, but I'm sure there's only so much time available for him to speak with professionals. The pool of inmates he could safely be around is pretty small and given that he allegedly raped his elderly mother, they might not feel comfortable placing him around any elderly and infirm. And among other sex offenders, maybe even chomos are disgusted by his actions. I mean minors have been diddiled by elders since the dawn of time, but fucking your mom against her will is particularly heinous.

Thus the problem, Chris unable to have basic privileges while incarcerated in jail like spending time in a TV room with other inmates or have a trustee job, spending most of his time between court appearances in isolation will likely only result in him retreating deeper into his fantasyland.

I don't think he's capable of using solitary time to contemplate and change like a normal person might, he needs guidance and regular positive reinforcement to improve. He's not going to get any of that from inmates. Given his age and what he allegedly did no one's going to have any sympathy like they might for some dumb kid who steals a car and a grizzled con impresses on him not to go down that road... no one is going to give a fuck, and that's before he babbles about Sonichu and the dimensional merge.

My prediction is this: plea deal (and I've got a hunch more charges are coming) he gets a suspended sentence and probation (Covid exacerbates the odds against further incarceration) Chris violates for any myriad of reasons (having to register as a sex offender and all the strings attached likely the cause) then the REAL prison saga begins, and Chris's choose your adventure story reaches two branching paths.

Either use the resources available at the state correctional level over the time he's locked up to improve himself to the point where upon release he could work a menial job and independently acquire basic necessities like housing and food, or end up dumpster diving for a meal to eat in his tent down by the river he shares with Sonichu and Rosechu.
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American prisons do not have the capacity nor the care to rehabilitate Chris. He has become another statistic, and if he plea deals his way out of this situation I will eat a photograph of Sonichu.
 
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AnimeAvatard said:
Yet the fags who feel bad for Chris say he was incapable of changing. Chris could have stopped, he even tried to sometimes but his tard ego was too strong.
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Chris's need for attention always overcame his common sense. I've asked myself a lot why chris didn't just stop posting like a normal person, why he felt the need to constantly engage with his trolls, and I think it really comes down to that. I think he always kind of liked having people obsessed with him even if it ruined his life.
 
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Better late than never.
>chris only cares about his toys to the point of throwing a mini-tantrum
>interrupting the fucking judge
The worst thing you can do in a court case is piss off the judge with your retard screeching. Case is still ongoing though and considering this is just the first court hearing, whoo boy we're in for a ride.
 
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Chef Hanlon said:
What are the odds that without Legos or Playstation holding him back, Chris diverts all his focus and attention to personal fitness in the prison workout yard and becomes Chris Chad?

I know I know :optimistic:.
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Not too optimistic, Chris won't have any of the usual toys he's used too, so he either finds something to entertain his mind with or he goes insane with nothing to stimulate his decaying brain.
Writing, reading, drawing, and exercise are all still options in jail on top of the usual workshops, and often the only ones so inmates take a liking to some of those as a way to prevent themselves from degrading to insanity from no stimulus.
I know Chris is NOT the type to do anything other than consume pop-media and play with toys but he has absolutely no other option.
This might actually be the first time Chris is forced to use his brain without a cope out
 
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ChonkyNeko said:
Better late than never.
>chris only cares about his toys to the point of throwing a mini-tantrum
>interrupting the fucking judge
The worst thing you can do in a court case is piss off the judge with your retard screeching. Case is still ongoing though and considering this is just the first court hearing, whoo boy we're in for a ride.
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By the end of this if it keeps going this way, the judge is just gonna be done with this shit and throw the book as hard as he can at chris for pissing him off. Every lawyer I have talked to has told me to shut the fuck up in court, and never piss of a judge.
 
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Buck Mullet said:
I think the evaluation of Chris is going to create some issues. Chris clearly needs counseling and socializing, but I'm sure there's only so much time available for him to speak with professionals. The pool of inmates he could safely be around is pretty small and given that he allegedly raped his elderly mother, they might not feel comfortable placing him around any elderly and infirm. And among other sex offenders, maybe even chomos are disgusted by his actions. I mean minors have been diddiled by elders since the dawn of time, but fucking your mom against her will is particularly heinous.

Thus the problem, Chris unable to have basic privileges while incarcerated in jail like spending time in a TV room with other inmates or have a trustee job, spending most of his time between court appearances in isolation will likely only result in him retreating deeper into his fantasyland.

I don't think he's capable of using solitary time to contemplate and change like a normal person might, he needs guidance and regular positive reinforcement to improve. He's not going to get any of that from inmates. Given his age and what he allegedly did no one's going to have any sympathy like they might for some dumb kid who steals a car and a grizzled con impresses on him not to go down that road... no one is going to give a fuck, and that's before he babbles about Sonichu and the dimensional merge.

My prediction is this: plea deal (and I've got a hunch more charges are coming) he gets a suspended sentence and probation (Covid exacerbates the odds against further incarceration) Chris violates for any myriad of reasons (having to register as a sex offender and all the strings attached likely the cause) then the REAL prison saga begins, and Chris's choose your adventure story reaches two branching paths.

Either use the resources available at the state correctional level over the time he's locked up to improve himself to the point where upon release he could work a menial job and independently acquire basic necessities like housing and food, or end up dumpster diving for a meal to eat in his tent down by the river he shares with Sonichu and Rosechu.
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Chris isn't getting out of this. One way or another he's going to be spending a few years in prison. If the state decides to go easy on him in this case that "easy" would look like 5 years instead of 10. That's the American justice system's idea of mercy.
 
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Chris is the troon canary in this legal coal mine. He's found support for his delusions for long enough that he thinks his comfort and ideological confirmation supersedes law and order, civil decency and keeping your fucking mouth shut when it's necessary. All of those chucklefucks on Twitter screaming about respecting his pronouns would act the same way, if with less autism.
 
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feedtheoctopus said:
Chris's need for attention always overcame his common sense. I've asked myself a lot why chris didn't just stop posting like a normal person, why he felt the need to constantly engage with his trolls, and I think it really comes down to that. I think he always kind of liked having people obsessed with him even if it ruined his life.
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He's too retarded to have friends or relate to other people in any meaningful way, but he still gets lonely and wants people to interact with him.
 
ChonkyNeko said:
Better late than never.
>chris only cares about his toys to the point of throwing a mini-tantrum
>interrupting the fucking judge
The worst thing you can do in a court case is piss off the judge with your retard screeching. Case is still ongoing though and considering this is just the first court hearing, whoo boy we're in for a ride.
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I think his lawyer would have warned him by now and I wouldn't expect the judge to let another tantrum slide. Contempt Chris?
 
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