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I think the evaluation of Chris is going to create some issues. Chris clearly needs counseling and socializing, but I'm sure there's only so much time available for him to speak with professionals. The pool of inmates he could safely be around is pretty small and given that he allegedly raped his elderly mother, they might not feel comfortable placing him around any elderly and infirm. And among other sex offenders, maybe even chomos are disgusted by his actions. I mean minors have been diddiled by elders since the dawn of time, but fucking your mom against her will is particularly heinous.

Thus the problem, Chris unable to have basic privileges while incarcerated in jail like spending time in a TV room with other inmates or have a trustee job, spending most of his time between court appearances in isolation will likely only result in him retreating deeper into his fantasyland.

I don't think he's capable of using solitary time to contemplate and change like a normal person might, he needs guidance and regular positive reinforcement to improve. He's not going to get any of that from inmates. Given his age and what he allegedly did no one's going to have any sympathy like they might for some dumb kid who steals a car and a grizzled con impresses on him not to go down that road... no one is going to give a fuck, and that's before he babbles about Sonichu and the dimensional merge.

My prediction is this: plea deal (and I've got a hunch more charges are coming) he gets a suspended sentence and probation (Covid exacerbates the odds against further incarceration) Chris violates for any myriad of reasons (having to register as a sex offender and all the strings attached likely the cause) then the REAL prison saga begins, and Chris's choose your adventure story reaches two branching paths.

Either use the resources available at the state correctional level over the time he's locked up to improve himself to the point where upon release he could work a menial job and independently acquire basic necessities like housing and food, or end up dumpster diving for a meal to eat in his tent down by the river he shares with Sonichu and Rosechu.
 
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Chef Hanlon said:
What are the odds that without Legos or Playstation holding him back, Chris diverts all his focus and attention to personal fitness in the prison workout yard and becomes Chris Chad?

I know I know :optimistic:.
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If anything it'll be the opposite. He'll just get even fatter. This is because they'll likely put him on some heavy combination of some kind of Anti-Psychotic, and Anti-depressant medication, and those things (esp anti-psychotics) are notorious for causing weight gain. That's why a lot of high profile publicized cases with violent crimes or rapists, you can see the perpetrator just get fatter and fatter as time goes on. This can be somewhat prevented by exercising as we know, but given what we know about Chris, it's extremely extremely doubtful he will be doing any of that.

So expect to see a 300+ lb deathfat Chris in about 4 or so years.
 
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SlipNHonk said:
He's going to be institionalized. This is the mindset of a child. He clearly has no clue how dire the situation is and there's no doubt they're taking notes of his mental health each time he makes a scene like this.
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The key point being, after today’s performance does anybody think Chris Chan is capable of understanding or contributing to his own defense in any meaningful way? He’s going to end up in the Nut Hut until they can in some way cure him of being Chris Chan for long enough for him to stand trial.
 
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Oglooger said:
Chris is a fucking tranny.
If he was merley pretending did why did he go out of his way to CARVE AN UNCLIT ON HIS GRUNDLE?
and why would he listen to sex changing hypno thereapy?
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autism.

Chris wanted to be a woman because he thinks he can sit at home all day and sperg around while his wife acts like his mommy.
 
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