Holy shit, dreams DO come true!
I posted this in another thread because I thought Chris acting out in court was improbable given his history of cowardice.
If this whole thing goes forward I bet the prosecutors won't need to offer any context to any evidence and materials presented, as Chris will most likely interrupt and correct them in his own autistic way.
Prosecutor: "Your Honor, here we have several illustrations of the defendant engaging in depraved acts which might be considered bestiality, some include what the defendant identifies as minors"
Chris: "Objection!"
Defense: "Please be qui-"
Chris: "The only minor I have engaged in phone sex was a thirteen year old boy, but that was because I thought he was a girl! SO THERE!"