Chris court appearance

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Or possibly chat logs found on the computer will show he was a lot more manipulated than we know already considering what an absolute psycho Isabelle is.
Lawyer: Your honor, we have chat logs that show my client was told to have sex with his mother
Judge: Did he have a gun pointed at his head?
Lawyer: If a vagina is a gun, then yes.
 
I would have said, " I have two eyes, two ears, and a fucking nose". What kind of judge has to judge someone's gender by papers?
It’s actually embedded in law in Virginia that He/Him/His is, for purpose of the body of law and statutes considered an all encompassing term that includes male, female and others. The Judge is reading the statute. In Virginia the statutes by law use that pronoun.
 
He’s got two violent felonies and a suspicious fire in his record. And that’s before anybody starts asking questions about Fucking His Mother. So yeah they may view him as a bit of a danger.
Plus, he doesn’t have barb defending him anymore. At the very least, they’ll determine that he can’t take care of himself, is a danger to the people around him, and send him to a home

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What if i just like coke?
 
Most of these people only care about being outspoken online because it doesn't require a degree of effort on their part, and you might get a blue twitter check mark for it. I find it hard to believe this would be anybody but Chris's hill to die on.
I hope they do and the facts just get more and more disgusting so these filthy troons are permanently married to a pervert like Chris and people point and say "Behold, this is what a troon is. This is what a troon does." Peak trans needs to come as soon as possible.
Lawyer: If a vagina is a gun, then yes.
Her anus is a gun and she literally shits on the floor. She may be even more physically repulsive than Chris himself.
 
So, how many packs of cigarettes does one have to give Chris' fellow inmates so they go into his cell, grab that greasy autist, pin him to the floor and paint a blue armed Sonic on his walls?

Asking for a friend
Carton and a twenty for the screw, couple packs for the inmate.
 
Holy shit, dreams DO come true!

I posted this in another thread because I thought Chris acting out in court was improbable given his history of cowardice.

If this whole thing goes forward I bet the prosecutors won't need to offer any context to any evidence and materials presented, as Chris will most likely interrupt and correct them in his own autistic way.

Prosecutor: "Your Honor, here we have several illustrations of the defendant engaging in depraved acts which might be considered bestiality, some include what the defendant identifies as minors"
Chris: "Objection!"
Defense: "Please be qui-"
Chris: "The only minor I have engaged in phone sex was a thirteen year old boy, but that was because I thought he was a girl! SO THERE!"

He is SO lucky the statue of limitations has long expired on that incident, hell he's damn lucky he didn't end up in jail for that incident.
 
We should just make a damned bingo card at this point.

Will he call Magi-chan to the stand?
Will he wear the medallion to his court hearing?
Will he threaten the judge with a dimensional collapse?
Will he try to channel his "powers" in the middle of the hearing?
Will he attack a bailiff?
Will there be footage of his attorney making a face that expresses he wishes he were dead?
Will Barb be called to the stand only for her to not remember where she is?

I have so many questions that as I eagerly await for this to unfold, but God I hope that somebody films the proceedings.
he will try to channel his powers but end up shitting his pants right in the middle of the trial
 
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