Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Yamamura]

I never understood it, either. Always seemed like circular logic to me.

"If you wanted to dump all of your bank account as shares in dogecoin but are afraid of losing your life's savings, that's your inner stockbroker speaking. You're already a investment tycoon!"

Kevin is playing an advanced version of, "heads I win, tails you lose". Where no matter what you say it always goes in his favor of troonery no matter what. He can come up with a bullshit explanation for nearly every scenario in existence.

• Let's say you enjoy some traditionally feminine activities. That means you're a woman.
• What if you like trucks, guns and run a ranch? That means you're a trans tomboy going against gender norms.
• What if you had a passing thought about what it's like to be a woman once? That means you're thinking about being trans.
• What if you hate trannies? That means you're trans, but in denial.
• What if you're already trans but regret it? Well, that means you're just suffering from dysphoria.
• What if I accidentally touched a doll once when I was 5? That means you have subconscious desire to be a girl.

It's like a flowchart where every circle always some how leads to a single answer. You're trans as long as it's any day of the week ending in the letter Y.

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Also I was rereading Junji Ito's work today and forgot all about this.

 

[Formica Sample]

Seconds, if that. He nuked his brain on the most perverted porn possible, so much so it caused him to mutilate his genitals. He says himself he can't orgasm anymore. He blames it on being a woman but we know it's because he's destroyed his body and mind in the pursuit of his ever-increasingly deranged dopamine highs.

It's possible he doesn't even feel it anymore, like a cocaine addict who only consumes it to stave off withdrawal. He just acts like he's excited about his newest toy because he knows if he stops faking it he will have to face the reality of what he did to his life.

Thank you. That makes a lot of sense. Kevin is such a horrorcow that, even after all this time, I sometimes forget that it's possible for an individual to consume that much porn. You really do have to live that fetish shit 24/7 to end up like him.

Come to think of it, I wouldn't blame anyone for thinking Kevin is your regular, run-of-the-mill drug addict. You know he's not putting those needles from the hormone injections in a sharps container, not unless Penny does it for him. And, even though Penny gives the shots, I still don't trust his waste-disposal skills, since he couldn't handle basic recycling.

Would anyone be surprised to see a random used syringe laying around in the background of a Tranch photo or Kevin selfie?

 

[lfaw]

Mississippi is such a horrible place for transpeople that they let you alter your documents without getting surgery and gave you medical leave from your job so you could navel-gaze. There are also tons of hits in Mississippi on crossdresserheaven and other sites for autogynephiles (my retinas are bleeding but I had to know). There are three gay clubs in Biloxi that he could go be annoying in. Mississippi has it's problems but it's not Uganda.
I really think that online beggars use the spectre of "The South" as being full of racists and transphobes to grease the grift. Making fun of southerners as being evil, backwards rednecks is perfectly acceptable among the Twitter crew and a lot of people in coastal states who should know better.

This is one of the more peak-transing things these people do. Every single day they're tweeting from the comfort of their homes that America is literally committing genocide against trans people because of some niche sports bans or not allowing literal children to take life changing experimental medicine, while in most states taxpayers are funding their hormones and elective surgeries and they're catered to in nearly every way. Let's see how you do in the middle east, Bryan.

 

[Hitman One]

Which would you bang and for how much

This creature triggers my fight or flight response big time, he is extremely unsettling.

 

[Neko GF]

And he changed his pfp:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1423399239984451585 (Archive)


https://twitter.com/SomethingPurpul/status/1423364838336581634 (Archive)

In what world is a balding man with a face littered with craters "a beautiful being"?

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Admitting to trying to emotionally manipulate his therapist who, in turn, just grey rocked him. lol

 

[weens4sleep]

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Admitting to trying to emotionally manipulate his therapist who, in turn, just grey rocked him. lol

"My therapist was emotionless" is BPD speak for "My therapist wasn't giving me my supply so I split them black"

Some of the most dangerous individuals to get involved with are incredibly attractive and intelligent people with cluster B disorders.

Fortunately none of these troons apply.

 

[Russketeer]

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Dammit Kevin, wash your hair (and face) on a regular basis! Worried about fading, there are color depositing conditioners for a reason. For bonus points, expoliate, moisturize, groom your eyebrows, get rid of the dumb side shave. All easy and cheap.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

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Imagine leaving the shower more crater-riddled than you went in. I think the accumulation of oil, grease, and dead skin help smooth out the wrinkles and craters on the forehead.

 

[Ephemeris]

And he changed his pfp:
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In what world is a balding man with a face littered with craters "a beautiful being"?

Is selfie blindness a thing? How does he not see this is identical to the previous 4029382 pics he’s posted?

 

[stupid frog]

Cucumber Neck should go for a long walk at the bottom of the ocean. I wish he wife/wives were able to gouge that fucking gofraudme for any money he makes.

People who abandon their children are scum.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Cucumber Neck should go for a long walk at the bottom of the ocean. I wish he wife/wives were able to gouge that fucking gofraudme for any money he makes.

People who abandon their children are scum.

I know, like looking at the GFM it's such an olla podrida of wants and needs.

Might give child support to the kids, might pay a tranny clown to suck my dick... could go either way!

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

In addition to whatever asspats were not being supplied I suspect the problem was that the whole endeavor was an attempt to stay on disability and avoid work while maintaining tugboat. The shrink stopped being willing to sign papers to that effect and that was probably the end of his use.

 

[Yamamura]

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Maybe some Kiwi who's more knowledgeable in dermatology can explain this to me, but what the heck responsible Kevin's crater like skin anyway? Is it caused by neglect, or just shitty genetics? He doesn't go outside so it can't be the sun causing it. I don't think I've seen many other men with skin this bad for his age before.

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

Thank you. That makes a lot of sense. Kevin is such a horrorcow that, even after all this time, I sometimes forget that it's possible for an individual to consume that much porn. You really do have to live that fetish shit 24/7 to end up like him.

Come to think of it, I wouldn't blame anyone for thinking Kevin is your regular, run-of-the-mill drug addict. You know he's not putting those needles from the hormone injections in a sharps container, not unless Penny does it for him. And, even though Penny gives the shots, I still don't trust his waste-disposal skills, since he couldn't handle basic recycling.

Would anyone be surprised to see a random used syringe laying around in the background of a Tranch photo or Kevin selfie?

Well, he is effectively a junkie, it's just an unusual drug of choice. So nope, no surprise if there is no sharps box being used reliably.

Honestly, there's a level at which a lot of troons... Their behavior fits well into the 'junkie' model, just the high they're chasing is cooming--and junkies will do some impressive shit when they're chasing the next high. Troons are a bit whimpy compared to some of the shit I've heard legends about.

Of course, with Kev I'm not sure he isn't still chasing the first high...

 

[lamp shade]

I know, like looking at the GFM it's such an olla podrida of wants and needs.

Might give child support to the kids, might pay a tranny clown to suck my dick... could go either way!

There is no chance those kids will see a single cent from that money. It will all go to trooning.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Maybe some Kiwi who's more knowledgeable in dermatology can explain this to me, but what the heck responsible Kevin's crater like skin anyway? Is it caused by neglect, or just shitty genetics? He doesn't go outside so it can't be the sun causing it. I don't think I've seen many other men with skin this bad for his age before.

I'm assuming he had cystic acne at some point and was left with severe scarring. That's what it looks like anyway.

 

[weens4sleep]

I'm assuming he had cystic acne at some point and was left with severe scarring.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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"denied my marginality"

So his therapist told him he wasn't special or unique lol

 

[the khat quaffer]

Is selfie blindness a thing? How does he not see this is identical to the previous 4029382 pics he’s posted?

That many selfies is nothing compared to the 10 billion ugly ones he discarded.

Every single photo Kevin uploads is the best possible take he could muster out of a roll of like, maybe 30 pics (on a good day). Quite the gauntlet, considering that he probably takes them while sitting on his hemorrhoid donut. That stupid AGP smirk-angle is, believe it or not, the best possible permutation of the hundreds of photos he takes in one sitting. While facial blindness is definitely a thing with autism, the jury's still out on whether or not Kevin actually has it or not. I'm leaning towards Kevin just being incredibly stupid, like all butchered commie troons.

What gets me is, a lot of it can be mitigated or at least reduced: unplucked eyebrows, rainbow vomit hair dye, Power Rangers Bulk-looking haircut, hideous old woman glasses, his sun-scorched tortilla forehead..you can do things to fix this, Kevin. The acne scars require some cosmetic dermatology work, and he'd rather just grift for more children's toys instead while crying poor. I'm not even a woman and I can dish out a handful of beauty tips he could use to maybe not get clocked 10 minutes before even being seen. Alas, troons are immune to good advice, or else they wouldn't be troons in the first place.