Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[Sam Losco]

Snaggletooth

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Good God, case in point on what I said in the other thread:

It's pretty fucking weird to be walking around wearing a tshirt with a school photo of some 3rd grader on it when said 3rd grader is: not you, not your kid or a family member, or a memorial shirt.

Pretty. Fucking. Weird. Like, anyone that does should probably be on a watch list and not be allowed near schools, weird.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Ralph can't stop winning.
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What a soulless monster. "Wouldn't want to remind Faith that I'm a homewrecker and I'm the one marrying her babydaddy, teehee I just can't stop winning!"

Deserves whatever she gets, including the gunting. Digopedo has no redeeming qualities.

 

[Garth]

Ralph can't stop winning.
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>"upgrade"

It's fascinating watching these e-addicts and how they utilize the internet to fuel their delusions. I realize I am helping fuel them simply by participating in this thread (and the site at large). The sheer cope it takes to twist the horror and degradation by onlookers into, "they care enough to talk about me, so let them stay mad" is infinitely fascinating. Remove the Internet and thereby the dopamine from the 94 "likes" she received and what you have is a horse-faced tranny loli-addict sitting in a barely furnished room with an unemployable morbidly obese alcoholic.

 

[HotdogWater]

Chonkers like Ralph don't get to be that way cause they're picky. I bet he has an iron stomach and week-old room-temperature takeaway doesn't phase him at all.
I bet Beavis-ette thinks tossing him Pancho's makes her "trad" cause she's "cooking" for her "man".

Most chonkers are probably picky, but you have to remember Gunty eats trash burgers

 

[Rabid Weasels]

Is she MTF or FTM?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Is she MTF or FTM?

Yes

 

[Polinky]

What a soulless monster. "Wouldn't want to remind Faith that I'm a homewrecker and I'm the one marrying her babydaddy, teehee I just can't stop winning!"

Deserves whatever she gets, including the gunting. Digopedo has no redeeming qualities.

What makes it creepier/more disgusting too is remembering the texts she sent Faith to try to get them all into a three way relationship and telling this mentally ill pregnant teenager how much she claimed to care about her.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

What makes it creepier/more disgusting too is remembering the texts she sent Faith to try to get them all into a three way relationship and telling this mentally ill pregnant teenager how much she claimed to care about her.

Caring for her like Ghislaine Maxwell.

 

[Dick Molesterson]

She seems awfully smitten with this shirt that has a picture of an 8 year old on it for some reason...

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

There’s a lot of low-esteem cows on KF but May might win first prize.

She reminds me of the trailer park women who took care of Jan Michael Vincent in his final decade.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

If you think May is annoying by just looking at her on the internet, imagine living with her. She has no volume control and probably blathers on about random bullshit constantly. Ralph is currently in a guntymoon phase and is probably tolerating her because the alawgs will laugh at him if he breaks up with her. Sooner or later his pig eyes will start to notice the hooked nose and horse teeth and the constant retard yelling coming from his bride to be, and his swine rage will begin to rise.

Poor idiot doesn't realize how fucked he is.

 

[Alex Mercer]

When will May the Horse do Ethan's make-up?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I actually agree with May. By ignoring the Gunt, people are “missing out BIG TIME” on an epic cautionary tale. What a supportive fiancée to leverage her huge reach to help Ethan scrape together more followers after he’s lost so many — and so much income along with them. That five-star wedding isn’t going to pay for itself, after all.

 

[Pomniman]

Is she MTF or FTM?

HTP (Horse to Pedo).

 

[Empresa]

Caring for her like Ghislaine Maxwell.

yes?

 

[Tom Myers]

This Mr Ed looking bitch. WILBURR!

 

[Neil]

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She seems awfully smitten with this shirt that has a picture of an 8 year old on it for some reason...

>bragging about your "fiancé" killing a dog and tormenting a kid over it
what a well adjusted person

 

[Absurdity]

The Witchmaid and the Bitchmade

Original Sample at 2:00:25

Compare here:

And again at 6:18

 

[Truly Rural]

After seeing Ralph's brilliant meltdown over Ayden the other day I had a dark random thought. What happens if Ralph finds out May has been secretly reading KF for her own amusement? Like, what if she likes to read some unrelated threads, BP maybe, for entertainment? I know they both read it with fine comb to seethe together and feed each other's resentment, but, it's not impossible that she browses farms for pleasure as well behind his back.

 

[jethro]

Ralph can't stop winning.
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Upgrade my ass, she has the flattest chest of all of Gunt's exes.