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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
God, I hated the way that article danced around the rape by calling Chris a woman and describing the rapes as "sexual assaults".



The thought of him losing his shit is probably the first thing that's really been an eye opener. I'm sure he's been loving the attention, the nice officers that bring him food and call him proper pronouns, and always thinking it will be like all the other times where he gets an evaluation, free tickets, and gets to go home.



Yeah I can't imagine he's going to be sane after having to sit in there for five more weeks, especially if he's sperging out now over his toys and shit.



I think he spent one night in jail, but that's about it. He's always been let out, or had some kind of other program in lieu of punishment, and he has no reason to think otherwise now. It's only when he's told "no", no he can't get his stuff at the hotel. No he can't get McDonalds. No he can't play video games. that things will really sink in after a few days. He just has to know now that all his shit is fucked and there's not a thing he can do about it.
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I'm already picturing him try to anhero by throwing himself out a window when sentencing concludes.
 
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Almighty MoeBro Nation said:
the natural endgame for Chris was either going to be prison, an institution, or homelessness
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It's what I always expected after Bob passed and things got chaotic but slow, I always thought things would follow a natural course, Barb would pass away and Chris would lose the final figure that kept him in check, and would end up either in a mental asylum or homeless, the later meaning he'd likely go the way of Terry Davis. But this was a shocking ending, it's likely he'll still end up in a mental insitution but I never imagined it'd be like this.
 
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3 Cucks None The Richer said:
The thing that surprised me the most about all this wasn't CWC- it was Null and his reaction to all this, because how in the Kentucky fried fuck do you spend that much time involved with someone like CWC and completely miss all the blatantly obvious signs that this situation was years in the making? Chris was talking about his incest fantasies as early as 2015-ish for Christ's sake!

I understand that he was Null's favorite tard and all but holy shit, this is why you never get personally involved with Lolcows, it blinds you to the obvious foreshadowing around them.
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I can understand this. When I've heard leaked call for the first time, I had 0 doubts that it was genuine. However, I still questioned the circumstances under which Chris said that, since he was trolled countless times and also mumbled about some gay Sonichu shit for years. Yeah, there were tons of evidence that Chris could fuck Barb, but there were also tons of evidence of Chris getting roped into stupid shit. In the end his chat with Dillin and all the hints he left in the story about his 50-y.o. girlfriend made it clear that it was former, not the latter.
 
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Its just so weird to me that Null was trying to get Chris to go to that convention or whatever a few weeks back. But Chris fucked everything up and straight up lied to him. Dumb dumb got caught, so null cut off contact.

Chris can't go through life not working, scamming ppl, and collecting disability. Especially the conditions he lived in. Filth. Garbage. Things were bound to catch up sooner or later.
 
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Cherenkovblue said:
Did somebody say Michael Jackson???
They told him, "Go on get the fuck outta here.
Fuck your love quest, man, you icky queer."
There's disgust in their eyes and their words are really clear
So rape it. Just rape it.

You grab your duct tape and some astroglide.
Don't wanna see no blood, that shit's too hard to hide.
You wanna give it to her rough, boy she's in for a ride
So rape it... cuz you wanna be bad

Just RAPE IT (rape it) RAPE IT (rape it)
Even if you know she'll hate it
Give her your monkey dick her down right
It doesn't matter pussy's your right
Just rape it (rape it)
Just rape it (rape it)
Just rape it (rape it)
Just rape it (rape it, unhhhh)

They tried to stop your love quest but you've finally prevailed
"See, wasn't this a great idea? Our plan didn't fail!"
Oops you ran your mouth to Bella, now you're headin' to jail.
Cuz you rape it, just rape it.

You have to show them that they dont understand
You have to use them cheat codes when you're a sped.
They'll jail you and misgender you
(cuz you'll never be a woman)
So RAPE IT... cuz you wanna be bad...so...

RAPE IT (rape it), RAPE IT (rape it)
Even though you know she'll hate it.
Give her your monkey dick her down right
It doesn't matter pussy's your right
Just rape it (rape it, rape it, rape it)
Rape it (rape it, rape it)
Rape it (rape it, rape it)
Rape it (rape it, rape it)
Rape it (rape it, rape it)

Rape it (rape it), rape it (rape it)
Even though you know she'll hate it.
Give her your monkey dick her down right
It doesn't matter pussy's your right

So rape it (rape it)...
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Never do that again.
 
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Interested to see how this plays out. If he's this bad from a few days without his vices, I'd hate to see him at his next trial lmao. He's so fucked.
 
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RodgerDodger said:
They plug the leak with a large black man’s penis.
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Scarlett Johansson said:
Prison showers. Unless there's a special room he gets with one?
Doubt he'll be in a woman's Prison but if so expect a Korean spa incident remake.
It is interesting the judge called him male though because I bet you it made Chris angry enough. Shame no dbz attack
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Thumb Butler said:
It doesn't. Chris is in for a bad time indeed.
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Oh yeah. Chris is going to be known as a literal manchild rapist who is going to get his shit kicked in as a whipping boy. And his incontinence is only going to paint him weaker for bigger openings to prey on.

ngl I will be surprised if he learns to fight back in there, but he's going to get one hell of a bad rep in the pen.
 
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I Love Beef said:
"Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing."

Sorry, not sorry, but honestly, how the fuck does incontinence care work in the big house?
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It is possible that his incontinence is just a bad habit he formed rather than an actual disorder. Behavioral reinforcement would play a factor if he is housed with other inmates.

Imagine Chris does something that bothers the other prisoners. He gets warned, and if the behavior doesn't stop then beatings occur.

Now, how many beatings does it take for Chris to change his behavior?
 
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Astin Soul said:
The world is now aware of what you have done. With this case, the spotlight will be on the impact this form of bullying has on the most vulnerable in our society.
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You are defending a rapist committing incest.
You are scum. You are not a hero nor an empathetic champion of the meek.
Insert an M16 into any cavity you have available.
 
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StraightShooter2 said:
I've heard of some prisoners - though usually in Europe getting game consoles in their cells - possibly as a result of good behavior. Though I think this is unlikely to happen for Chris.
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People have questioned why prisons let prisoners spend all day lifting weights muscling up presenting a larger threat to guards and becoming tank like threats to society once they are released. The answer is access to the gym is based on good behavior, and that the prisoners behave better with the threat of it being taken away.

So in the US, why not consider letting prisoners veg out all day on TV & video games so that they are less of a threat to society. It works on the population at large.
 
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LazloChalos said:
It is possible that his incontinence is just a bad habit he formed rather than an actual disorder. Behavioral reinforcement would play a factor if he is housed with other inmates.

Imagine Chris does something that bothers the other prisoners. He gets warned, and if the behavior doesn't stop then beatings occur.

Now, how many beatings does it take for Chris to change his behavior?
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Hahaha, this is like a calculus equation with imaginary numbers about chaos theory, and I even think that is more possible than this equation.

The only known answer I can give is "a lot of assbeatings".
Astin Soul said:
The world is now aware of what you have done. With this case, the spotlight will be on the impact this form of bullying has on the most vulnerable in our society. I look forward to seeing many of you answer for these years of gaslighting and sexual abuse of an autistic man.

You are all sadistic.
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Go away, normal fag. I hope that's not your actual real picture you're using.
 
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J-Fan said:
I think it'll dawn on the judge how out of it Chris is as well as how he can't clearly comprehend the shit his in and how insane he is. Long before Chris realises anything himself.

Edit: Spelling lol
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If he keeps speaking up in court about random stuff the judge will (or should) force him into a psych eval. Because anyone can see from his behavior that he's not normal and this isn't how a normal person reacts to being in jail.
 
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