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Doing heinous acts doesn't make you crazy. Understanding that it's wrong does. Chris tried to hide having sex with Barb from people. He has been using his delusions to justify his behavior for years. He knows what he is doing is wrong. He is just trying to find an excuse that gives him a Get Out Of Jail free card. He has always been doing that. Chris is a narcissistic sociopath. He isn't crazy. He is just a really lousy person. He is powerless enough to be entertaining though. That is what makes him bearable.
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Chris had strength? This is a guy who struggled to pick up two twelve packs of lemonade and equated mowing the lawn to digging through the rubble of the twin towers.
At those times he wasn't in full tard rage. When he goes into tard rage it removes the limits his mind imposes on his body. it's like a mother suddenly becoming stronger when her children are in danger
 
Sperging out might be a good play for Chris. While it is disrespectful the Judge may understand how autistic he is and it could help him avoid prison.
Nah, the judge seemed well aware of what Chris was doing. Hence why the judge didn't seem to pay it any mind and just proceed as normal. Yeah you want to get your legos and stones? Cool. See you on September 16th.
 
Sperging out might be a good play for Chris. While it is disrespectful the Judge may understand how autistic he is and it could help him avoid prison.
I think it's a good play because the trial is more fun to spectate, but I don't think it's doing him any favors at all. He might even get more time tacked on if he really pisses the judge off. He's not the first defendant on the spectrum and there's plenty of those types in prison.
 
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You’d be canonized as a Living Saint of The Blue Heart by the Goddess herself though. :christine:
You know I'm surprised that out of everything that has ever happened to Chris, I'm actually quite shocked no trolls tried to start a religion based on Sonichu/Chris. Prior to the incest it would have been a little funny to see Chris give religious sermons on YouTube.
 
question: If Christian is not allowed to return to the house, what happens to the stuff inside? Is this going to be where we lose all the original hand drawn pages of sonichu, and all of Christians works in general?

I mean a ween has probably already broken in and stolen stuff but like, what is the state gonna do with it?
 
She's been inappropriate with him - ie, you don't spoon with your adult son.
I thought Christian started that. Like he wanted to spoon with her and stuff. could be wrong though I'm not sure.
She just does not seem like the type to want to spoon with her son. Christian however DEFINITELY seems like the type to want to spoon with his mother.
 
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question: If Christian is not allowed to return to the house, what happens to the stuff inside? Is this going to be where we lose all the original hand drawn pages of sonichu, and all of Christians works in general?

I mean a ween has probably already broken in and stolen stuff but like, what is the state gonna do with it?
Assuming he's convicted and if Barb is taken to a long-term care facility, then it'll get liquidated/sold by the state or disposed of. Barb can't live by herself so it's really up in the air unless a family member takes ownership somehow (and i don't know why they would).

Edit: Also worth mentioning that there's a bunch of debt linked to that house so anybody taking ownership gets to deal with all that financial spaghetti.
 
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Assuming he's convicted and if Barb is taken to a long-term care facility, then it'll get liquidated/sold by the state or disposed of. Barb can't live by herself so it's really up in the air unless a family member takes ownership somehow.
Wether or not it gets trashed or sold off to a slavering horde of weens it needs to be livestreamed to Chris in prison so he can have an Ozymandias-moment watching all his works be for naught.

“My name is Chrisymandias, Autist of Autist. Look upon my works, ye spergy, and despair. Sigh.”(:_(
 
I think it's a good play because the trial is more fun to spectate, but I don't think it's doing him any favors at all. He might even get more time tacked on if he really pisses the judge off. He's not the first defendant on the spectrum and there's plenty of those types in prison.
Chris probably isn’t even the craziest person he’s dealt with this week. Case in point, the dapper gentleman who had to be held in place to get his photo taken. The system is full up with spergs, schizos and speds. Getting rid of asylums completely was a bad plan.
 
This place requires a certain level of autism let's be real.
The veteran users like StraightShooter2 for example are lolcows themselves. They often do not understand humor or satire and they act the same way Chris acts.
At least Chris is famous where these autistic users are just sad nobodies who laugh at Chris just so they can feel better about themselves as they're just as autistic expect nobody cares about them.
Eh... I'm new so what do I know, but so long as a person doesn't take anything personally or too seriously I think anyone would do fine here.
 
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