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Effluvial Ooze said:
I can't believe how fast this thread moves. I was out of commission for weeks from a car crash / just not feeling it and this thread has more than 100 pages since my last post. What's the most notable thing that happened in July?

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First, a speedy recovery to you kiwi fren.
Second, if this is the first thread you came back to, a lot happened elsewhere
Third, from what I can gather, still gross, still cooming, still Kevin As Usual.
 
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Effluvial Ooze said:
I can't believe how fast this thread moves. I was out of commission for weeks from a car crash / just not feeling it and this thread has more than 100 pages since my last post. What's the most notable thing that happened in July?

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you should probably go see what chris did first lmaoooo

kev went on a road trip to fuck some gross people, pictures pending
 
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Chef Hanlon said:
Kevin is playing an advanced version of, "heads I win, tails you lose". Where no matter what you say it always goes in his favor of troonery no matter what. He can come up with a bullshit explanation for nearly every scenario in existence.
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His theory tricks the people without critical thinking skills into considering his logic sound. If everything I do leads me to being trans, what makes someone not trans? Why does this person insist I'm trans? If I asked someone who's cis if I'm trans and what makes a trans woman, would they agree with this person? How much of these are streches and how much are valid? Are these really trans things or nonconforming to genders things.

The fact that Kevin gets so many troons with his gotcha logic I'd chalk up to both stupidity and WANTING it to be true. It's harder to convince someone who doesn't think trans is a great revelation, an excuse to agp, or a panacea to troon out.

Russketeer said:
Dammit Kevin, wash your hair (and face) on a regular basis! Worried about fading, there are color depositing conditioners for a reason. For bonus points, expoliate, moisturize, groom your eyebrows, get rid of the dumb side shave. All easy and cheap.
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I think he doesn't care to do these things because 90% of the week he stays home with other troons. "If I'm not going out = I don't have to wash my face". It's a mentality kids have that KevKev never grew out of imo.
Ephemeris said:
Is selfie blindness a thing? How does he not see this is identical to the previous 4029382 pics he’s posted?
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When you're an AGP, the closer you are to "girl" in your eyes the hotter you are. Kevin's long pink hair, lack of beard, "sultry" look, and the girl shirt and moobs make him look very feminine to him, to the point he blocks out basically anything else. He's focused on symbolic characteristics than actual ones, I suppose.
Owner of a Lonely Hole said:
Yeah but laser skin resurfacing doesn’t make Kevin COOOOM✨
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Kevin said he was vain in the past, but I'd place bets on him being too stupid to look it up and too embarrassed to face his past/current mistreatment of his own face.
Cerabella said:
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I am so close to a-logging this man it isn't funny. I hope Wedge finds Jesus and looks at his past and only feels self loathing towards his actions. He won't but it would be something.
Effluvial Ooze said:
I can't believe how fast this thread moves. I was out of commission for weeks from a car crash / just not feeling it and this thread has more than 100 pages since my last post. What's the most notable thing that happened in July?

btw fat ugly not have sex with
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Kevin & Bryan/transcucumber/Neck made a weeked trip to Wisconsin to engage in degeneracy with Wedge and got a hotel room for free to do it in (thanks to Neck's job, something we doubt since he says he's been taking a lot of time out of work). Kevin also defended Chris's pronouns like the brain he is.
 
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stupid frog said:
you should probably go see what chris did first lmaoooo

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Hey, at least Chris accomplished his love quest and found a boyfriend-free girl to fuck.

What has Kevryn accomplished lately? He even fails at grooming Mode_view.
 
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POV: you've only just opened your eyes and are greeted by this

"good morning ❤️ I'm so lucky to have you in my life"
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Charles P. Scene said:
POV: you've only just opened your eyes and are greeted by this

"good morning ❤️ I'm so lucky to have you in my life"
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I pull out a 47 year old can of Lysol spray and say a silent prayer as I fish a lighter out of the junk drawer and aim.

There ain't enough sherm, PCP, crack, and Mad Dog on both the South Side of Chicago and Cicero put together to make me think that looks feminine.
 
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Even if you think you're photogenic, you'll probably hate selfies for two reasons. The first is that your two options are taking a photo of yourself via holding the camera away from you or pointing it into the mirror, and neither of those are particularly flattering. The second is mostly all phone cameras use wide-angle lenses, so you get a subtle fish-eye lens effect which makes you look way worse than you do in reality.

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The biggest sign of being trans is projecting that everyone's issues solely stem from dysphoria.
 
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Asinine? Literal definition is "extremely stupid or foolish." Ridiculous? "Deserving or inviting derision or mockery." Senseless? "Lacking common sense" and don't you know common sense is an ableist term you shitlord?

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We should all use a term invented by a mental health professional specifically to denote a person of low intelligence without using a slur: moron.

True story. There ain't no nice way to say it.
 
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