Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

When will Juliana become bedbound? As of January 2022

  • Within 3 months

    Votes: 33 4.3%
  • Within 6 months

    Votes: 118 15.4%
  • Within a year

    Votes: 206 26.9%
  • Within 3 years

    Votes: 140 18.3%
  • Never

    Votes: 21 2.7%
  • Shes already there

    Votes: 247 32.3%

  • Total voters
    765
Julianna had a whole post about how she can’t shit and clean up afterwards anymore because she’s eaten herself out of toilet training. My first reaction upon seeing the whole barnyard of fat activists stewing in that pool was to gag at the surely astronomical amount of fecal matter swirling around in there now.

RIP to whichever private spa they used for their “communal hose-down in the backyard but make it ✨aesthetic✨“ because they’re about to get a spate of angry calls from guests who came down with some horrible infection.
I can't wait for there to be a new pandemic caused by the extremely potent and transmissible novel strains of MRSA developing underneath their chin rolls.

we could even call it "cobid-21" for "corissa bacterial infectious disease 2021"
 
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((Checks clipboard)) Yep, Julianna's girth is comin' along nicely. Why, in no time, her stall at the county fair will be covered with huge rosettes! One more week of hard work, and maybe her sponsor can get her to:

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I honestly am not sure what it is talking about here. I was too distracted with the shit on it's hat. I think it is talking about being fat in a world that is not always meant for people it's size... or maybe it is just saying words but not really making sense...

So, people approach her unprompted and say how ~*iNsPiRaTiOnAL*~ she is just for existing and posting shitty takes on social media, and not only is she fine with this, she brags to the internet bullies about it? "Everyone else thinks I'm special!!!!" I feel like this is proof that being a fat fuck is not a disability. People who are actually disabled hate being used for inspiration porn like this. It should not be inspirational that an adult woman living in the United States in 2021 has a social media account.
 
Every time Corissa uploads a baker's dozen stories of stories justifying her consumerism I smile because I think of my favorite post ever I've written on the farms. Other posts of mine have been much more popular with fellow farmers, but this is my personal favorite. Rate me arrogant, but this is damn good commentary and I'll go ahead and requote it right here:

There’s something uniquely tragic about Corissa mismanaging her money by the overconsumption of new fashions, lingerie, makeup, trendy restaurants/bars etc.

It's a mistake many women make, surely some readers here have, and yet thinking about Corissa making this error makes me wince.

When you think of many women living this life, most are at least getting the benefits of this side of the deal.

They ARE glamorous.
They look STUNNING in the designer size two miniskirt & heels they spent a month's rent on.
That Dior mascara cost as much as a tank of gas in Joe Biden's America but it makes them look like a doe-eyed princess.
They blew a day's wages on a tab at a trendy new eaterie (and barely got anything to eat!), but they turned the head of every red-blooded man with a pulse when they walked in the door.
The shoes, frocks, and clothes in their closet cost a sum that (had it been invested wisely instead) probably could have set them up for a more comfortable retirement, but hell, at least in their golden years if funds are meager these women will still have the memories (and the photos) of being a gorgeous woman who was seen, desired, and lived as only glamorous, beautiful women can.
And after she has lived it up, the beautiful woman has a damn good chance of landing a steady suitor who doesn't mind working hard to support her for the joy of having a beautiful wife.

Meanwhile, a woman who is thrifty and not into the glamorous life can squirrel away and invest, work a career, buy her clothes at Walmart and payless shoes, retire a millionaire at 40, and spend the rest of her life in comfort and style traveling the world as a reward for working hard in her youth. If she teams up with a man of similar disposition you can multiply the rewards.

Corissa gets NONE of the above. Not the security from being an industrious plain jane who saves every penny and lives in blessed prosperity and comfort in her old age. Nor the merriment and glamour and memories of a life lived in style.

She has the bank account of the prodigal son and the tragically unglamorous and unstylish life of 400 lb flyover country death fat. She has the reward of neither the ant nor the grasshopper.

Utter tragedy.
 
So they are indeed finally buying a house? I wonder how the hell they managed to get a mortgage on 2 doubtless unstable “influencer” salaries. I know that the US has a ridiculous approach to dispensing credit to subprime customers but this seems ridic. Maybe a guarantor? I wonder if they are both on the mortgage. If so, then I guess they’re in the relationship for the long term. A joint mortgage is almost as big a commitment as marriage in my view.

J’s double chin makes me almost sad for her. Then I read her onanistic, solipsistic screed and change my mind fast.
 
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