Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I just want to drop a knowledge tidbit given to me by an actual doctor: at-home pregnancy tests are so accurate nowadays that unless you're considered medically complicated, doctors will rely on them. (I always thought you took an at home test, then went for a blood test, but nope.). So her doctor must not actually consider a poor suffering TBC mom. She doesn't need to go in for a blood test. The tests are right.

You just go to the doctor to find out when your due date is, that's all I ever did with my kids.

 

[Next Task]

At home tests can be accurate up to 10 days before a missed period as well. Becky is +60 days from that point, she's clearly not pregnant.

Here's a theory for Becky for free - if her biodad has prostate cancer, maybe this is also prostate cancer, for the True and Honest non-binary man that is Yonah. Not only that, it's anti-Semitic prostate cancer, that is anti-Latine as well because it doesn't want any illegal immigrants growing in Becky's womb prostate.

As an aside, I like how Becky in her combined troon/latino LARPing has at least picked up on how 95-97% of actual latinos hate latinx, but she thinks she can just put in a different wrong letter and that's OK because who knows better than Becky about latinos? After all, this week was the most Spanish we've ever seen her use when she oh-so-casually called them "mami y papi" - that 'y' makes it extra convincing, you know.

 

[Wargarbl]

To everyone that said Becky's "job-searching friend" was actually Becky, enjoy being right.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

What an absolutely useless set of credentials.

 

[Water-T]

To everyone that said Becky's "job-searching friend" was actually Becky, enjoy being right.
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LOLOL. She knows her and Daniel's number is up soon due to the German Neckbeard being a sperglord to Apex fans.

Too bad her work history and Twitter scream DO NOT HIRE.

 

[Pargon]

To everyone that said Becky's "job-searching friend" was actually Becky, enjoy being right.
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“Researcher in video games, film, or tv”

I’m somewhat confident it’s more complicated than this, but if I need to research a piece of media, I have a computer. I have an internet connection. I have a browser installed and I know the URL of several search engines. I am a semi-intelligent human being and am at least as autistic as Becky. I believe I could find any requested information about said media and I could do it faster than her because I don’t live my entire waking life on social media.

“Researcher in video games, film and TV” just sounds like you can name all 150 gen 1 Pokémon and you know who Tim Burton is.

 

[melty]

Lol


But what the heck? Who posts this publicly, where people from her current job can see it?

She has to either be on the way out or it was temporary

 

[Water-T]

But what the heck? Who posts this publicly, where people from her current job can see it?

That applies to 98% of everything that Becky posts.

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

Lots of opening in restaurants, cafe shops, pubs and fast food joints. Shouldn't be a problem to find two position.s Plus you won't have to be in this crappy gaming industry. Win/win!

(hope to god that Becky never gets hired by a library, people in libraries are angels and they don't deserve to be settled with Bitch Becky)

 

[Water-T]

Lots of opening in restaurants, cafe shops, pubs and fast food joints. Shouldn't be a problem to find two position.s Plus you won't have to be in this crappy gaming industry. Win/win!

Can you imagine Becky working at a restaurant?

WHERE ARE THE PLASTIC STRAWS? I CAN'T DRINK FROM A CUP WITHOUT IT! DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE OF THIRST? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[KimWexlerEsq2]

I could see her coming back from the “doctor” with a positive “I’m pregnant!!!!!” Then milk it for a week or two, before it’s ”miscarriage” and e-begging time. Maybe even an ectopic pregnancy, with everything that entails. Her stories are becoming more and more outrageous, and if Daniel’s job is really in jeopardy, she will need extra asspats.

Or maybe it will just be another run of the mill cancer scare. You can do better than that, Becky.

(She isn’t menopausal at 34, though. Come on).

 

[Slutpuppies]

Never had a late period my ass, especially at her age.

 

[Water-T]

I could see her coming back from the “doctor” with a positive “I’m pregnant!!!!!” Then milk it for a week or two, before it’s ”miscarriage” and e-begging time. Maybe even an ectopic pregnancy, with everything that entails. Her stories are becoming more and more outrageous, and if Daniel’s job is really in jeopardy, she will need extra asspats.

Or maybe it will just be another run of the mill cancer scare. You can do better than that, Becky.

(She isn’t menopausal at 34, though. Come on).

Becky's going in extra harder on her pregnancy/miscarriage grift than usual for several reasons:

1. She's knows her and German Neckbeard are getting shitcanned, and will use this as ammo (GETTING FIRED MADE ME MISCARRY!!!!)

2. To manipulate Mami & Papi for much needed money now that she dropped over $4000 on a dog and Jackson's mom cut off the free money train

3. She's setting up an excuse to have the cucks take her to the upcoming Star Wars hotel at Disney that costs several thousand dollars A NIGHT. (I JUST HAD ANOTHER MISCARRIAGE! TAKE ME THERE OR I WILL KILL MYSELF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)

Becky has been malingering and manipluating to get her way since childhood, so she's a grandmaster at pulling shit like this. The whose MY BIODAD HAS CANCER SO I'LL GET IT TOO bullshit is just Becky making sure that no one else in their e-begging professional victim circles can out-do them

 

[Tragi-Chan]

She also exercises less than a quadraplegic and consumes more weed than Harold & Kumar combined

Also her chances are lowered when “trying for a baby” consists of Googling Punning Pundit while the cucks wank each other off in the next room.

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TFW you thought working for a gaming company would get you some decent death threats to whine about but everyone knows you’re just an accessory to Daniel so you have to make harassment up.

 

[Water-T]

Also her chances are lowered when “trying for a baby” consists of Googling Punning Pundit while the cucks wank each other off in the next room.

Give them some credit - they try to position themselves so that their ineffective semen splashes on Becky if their aim misses each other's mouth.

That increaes the chances of pregnancy from 0.001% to 0.01%

 

[Harvey Danger]

I fucking love Becky’s doctor. They’re the true hero of this story. This is at least the third time she’s gone to the doctor all munchie and gotten rejected.

I suspect that's why she keeps going back. She needs the unsympathetic doctor to play the villain in her stories.

"OMG this new doctor listened to me, how validating" is only good for 1 tweet.
"My doctor ordered all the tests I wanted and comprehensively proved I'm full of shit" doesn't help either..

 

[Water-T]

I suspect that's why she keeps going back. She needs the unsympathetic doctor to play the villain in her stories.

"OMG this new doctor listened to me, how validating" is only good for 1 tweet.
"My doctor ordered all the tests I wanted and comprehensively proved I'm full of shit" doesn't help either..

I can't wait until Becky gets really starved for attention and starts Jake Alley-ing her That Happeneds

OMG YOUSE GUISE THE DOCTOR TOLD ME THAT MY WOMB IS POLLUTED, RIPPED MY FETUS OUT OF ME, AND ATE IT! PLEASE BUY ME A WHOLE ROAST PIG SO I CAN FIND THE STRENGTH TO CARRY ON!

 

[melty]

That applies to 98% of everything that Becky posts.

Yeah I don't know what I was thinking, I guess I thought there are some things even she has the sense not to say. But I was wrong.

Becky and DZK have privated their accounts, cuckson's is still active.

 

[Water-T]

Yeah I don't know what I was thinking, I guess I thought there are some things even she has the sense not to say. But I was wrong.

Becky and DZK have privated their accounts, cuckson's is still active.
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Too little, too late for German Neckbeard and Turbo Cunt..

As an "archivist", Becky should know that internet archives are forever.

 

[Next Task]

“Researcher in video games, film and TV” just sounds like you can name all 150 gen 1 Pokémon and you know who Tim Burton is.

There's more to it than that, but considering Becky's thesis was on Pokemon, it's likely that's literally all she can do. She hasn't the work ethic, patience or smarts to do her job well.

I can't wait until Becky gets really starved for attention and starts Jake Alley-ing her That Happeneds

I'm sure she already does, though not to Jake's extent. But while Jake always starts from a molehill of truth that he turns into a mountain range, Becky mixes her exaggerations in with some blatant lies, exposing that she has more creativity than supposed expert roleplayer and GM Jake Alley.

I bet it burns Becky up that Daniel is the one getting hate mail and negative attention - it's meant to be all about her, not the fact that the men she's 'married' to are complete cunts as well. So she's going to draw attention back to herself any way she can, and soon. She's sown the seeds for several potential catastrophes, let's see which ones she decides to choose...