TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[Captain Syrup]

I'm surprised at the restraint from tagging Spoony yet again in her pity spiral.

How many permutations of the same Tweet are we going to see?

"Just sat down in the hair salon while listening to some old @TheSpoonyOne and @Markiplier videos."

"Having my gallstones removed while listening to some old @TheSpoonyOne and @Markiplier videos."

"Diarrhea attack while while listening to some old @TheSpoonyOne and @Markiplier videos."

"Jumping in front of a speeding train while listening to some old @TheSpoonyOne and @Markiplier videos."

 

[Divine right to rule]

I'm not going to joke about it really, but I think the WH may be on her last legs. She's kinda hinting she doesn't have much time left at the shelters and is suicide baiting real bad. I know Spoony won't an hero, but I really have a feeling Rachel could.

Spoiler: Warthog

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I mean, as much as Warthog is an useless piece of dung, atleast she isn't an asshole to people who try to reach out to her, like Spoony is.
I also buy her physical problems way more than Spoonsters multiple claimed illnesses.
What I am saying is I have some pity for Rachel, because she is just plain pathetic. I have none for Noah, because he is pathetic while being a colossal asshole.

 

[Effluvial Ooze]

his style is too old fashioned and there are thousands of gaming and movie Youtubers way funnier

He can't even rely on being a former member Channel Awesome

Noah's best bet for any chance of a comeback is to apologize to and make amends with the people he's upset, clean up his appearance, rework his gimmick (Doctor Insano is still a character that can work), and partner with other newer Youtubers. But then its the case of which Youtubers would want to work with him considering his past conduct on Twitter.

Quinton reviews is keeping the spirit of mediocrity that plagued tgwtg alive and has found moderate success. NC and Quinton are both viewed as jokes by groups nearly as big as their actual fanbases, but they're still getting views on videos with the same presentation you'd get on tgwtg in 2013. Nevertheless, not even Quinton would collab with spoony because of how much he cares about staying on the right side of breadtube. Spoony was probably one of his biggest influences too.

he's so comfortable in his defeatist, ostentatious parade of misery that speculating about this is a waste of time.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

I am never sure if things disappear from his list because people troll him and mark them as "bought from elsewhere" or paypigs/parents actually buy this shit for him.
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He still is going to have to put it together. Looks like a fairly simple system of tubes you screw into the pre-made holes in the recycled wood. Think he can handle that?

 

[Tripping Nice Clown]

He still is going to have to put it together. Looks like a fairly simple system of tubes you screw into the pre-made holes in the recycled wood. Think he can handle that?

I wouldn't even wish those specific kinds of shelves on my worst enemy. Those are some terrible pieces of shit for shelving.

As for whether he can handle it, if he can't, then he's got bigger issues than we've realized and he's already at least three seasons worth of issues.

 

[Captain Syrup]

he's so comfortable in his defeatist, ostentatious parade of misery that speculating about this is a waste of time.

 

[Rukario]

He still is going to have to put it together. Looks like a fairly simple system of tubes you screw into the pre-made holes in the recycled wood. Think he can handle that?

If anyone hears "BETRAYAL! THIS SHELF SUUUUUUUUUUCKS!" in his local area, we know the answer is a "No".

Jokes aside, those simple flat-packed shelves aren't hard to put together, but are incredibly flimsy. They use the thinned, cheapest recycled wood panels available and cannot hold much weight without breaking.

 

[Chandler Bing]

He may have had a non-conventional sleep schedule so far, but the blackout films only go to show that he has no intention of changing it, AKA get a proper job, when he goes back to Arizona. He is 40 fucking years old, ffs; at least Chris Chan was retarded. Noah is just sloth incarnate

I'd rather read about spoony being his own demise than another orbiter watering the seeds of incestral rape like with Chris Chan...followed by ya know.

Everything revealed about the orbiter.

That's just me though.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Not a Drill

 

[RJ MacReady]

Not a Drill
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She probably showed up asking if she could have any leftovers from the staff room garbage can.

 

[mlanguishi]

She probably showed up asking if she could have any leftovers from the staff room garbage can.

Hell, you could just tell she was going over the edge. Hopefully she just took a bottle of vitamins or something like most suicidal chicks.

 

[Three Halves]

When he moves back in with whatever family are going to take him, they need to be tough with him.

You want access to the internet? Okay, you either apply for jobs or show me that you're working on a video to make money.

Spoony will not be able to cope without Twitter knowing how sad he is daily.

It's his last chance, I feel. If he's allowed to continue unchallenged, he'll never do anything.

Change is scary. He's done nothing for so long that I'm sure the thought of producing anything at all is scary, but he needs to be forced.

I have a soft spot for spoony. I enjoyed his content when I was younger, and I can relate to his situation. Yes, he's a douche with a superiority complex, but compared to the average degenerate on this site, he's fairly harmless.

 

[RJ MacReady]

!!! CRUCIAL DANGER ALERT: THE DAY HAS COME !!!

Spoony has moved back to Arizona. His home was listed on the market on August 5th as a short sale for below the price of his mortgage (Zillow). Includes pictures of the inside. (They're all in the stupid WebP format made by Jewgle so it's annoying to attach them in this post.)

This is a short sale. Over 3, 000 sq. ft. of living space including the basement. Kitchen has granite and SS appliances, wood burning FP, newer driveway and stamped concrete front patio, Finished basement w/granite and a built-in storage room. Fenced in yard with a custom pergola built over patio. Close to Gilman Trail for biking + fishing; walking to park; resident to Fox Valley and Sugar Grove Park dist. Experienced short sale negotiator.

 

[mlanguishi]

!!! CRUCIAL DANGER ALERT: THE DAY HAS COME !!!

Spoony has moved back to Arizona. His home was listed on the market on August 5th as a short sale for below the price of his mortgage. Includes pictures of the inside.

Holy crap, this is a huge day for the thread!!!!

Edit, only $225k. He's basically made nothing on it and will owe the entire back payments. Wow. My house doubled over the same time, but I don't like in a blue state hellhole.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Spoony has moved back to Arizona.

WHOA! No more page scans of comics?

No more Dremels?

No more talk about psychiatry being a pseudoscience?

I’ve been goofing on Spoony for so long that I feel a tremendous sense of … Nope. Nope, I don’t feel anything.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

That's the Counter Monkey Studio, huh.

 

[mlanguishi]

"WHOA! No more comic scans? No more dremels? No more lectures about psychiatry being a psuedoscience?

I’ve been goofing on Spoony for so long that I feel a tremendous sense of … Nope. Nope, I don’t feel anything.

Well it's just fucking goofy that warthog goes into suicide tank at the same time spoony's house goes up for sale (roughly same).

 

[RJ MacReady]

Holy crap, this is a huge day for the thread!!!!

Edit, only $225k. He's basically made nothing on it and will owe the entire back payments. Wow. My house doubled over the same time, but I don't like in a blue state hellhole.

AFAIK short sales have to be approved by the lender, meaning Spoony's bank. I think it's likely Spoony was talked by his family into giving up the house to settle the foreclosure. Sometimes the lender will forgive the deficiency (i.e. how much the homeowner still owes) and eat the loss just to have that shit over and done with.

 

[mlanguishi]

AFAIK short sales have to be approved by the lender, meaning Spoony's bank. I think it's likely Spoony was talked by his family into giving up the house to settle the foreclosure. Sometimes the lender will forgive the deficiency (i.e. how much the homeowner still owes) and eat the loss just to have that shit over and done with.

That's very possible,. They took a big bath on it if that happened though. About 1/3 the home price. But having squatted in it almost 2 years, they'd probably take that loss and consider themselves lucky. Is itt possible he won't be saddled with a big debt? Maybe..

Edit, almost my gawd the property tax is almost as much as the mortage and interest. 638 vs 745. And the school ratings are awful too. Way to go Noah on picking a place. I still think April mostly did the picking though.

 

[Tripping Nice Clown]

Well. That more than explains why he's disappeared and why he added the stuff on his list. Also, I kind of envy how nice the house looks. Must've taken it a lot of time for it to get cleaned up and looking nice again.