DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Anachronistic]

Wait he played Wreckfest? God damn That game is so much fun and I thought it would suit him since he doesn't need to avoid crashes. And it has enough singleplayer content to learn all the events.

Watching Phil play Wreckfest was so frustrating because I completed the game a few months ago and it's definitely one of the more unique racing games out on the market at the moment.

In true Phil fashion, he declares the game bad despite only playing two matches (the first being the lawnmowers which is more of a gimmick vehicle than anything) and failing to realize that you can't join a multiplayer game mid-race. I know Phil has always sucked at racing games in particular, but he didn't even play if for 30 minutes before declaring it shit.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Goji whooped Phil's ass against with Sean. Phil blamed lag yet again. The view never changes.

I've seen people decent at 3rd Strike bodied by Sean mains, it really isn't so embarrassing by itself. When someone knows their character, they can accomplish wonders. Even Twelve can take out Chun-Li so long as they do it the way you need to, for that match-up.

But Phil doesn't follow rules, ever, and still expects to win, so he embarrasses himself with his losses constantly. Even in the one game he knows, Super Turbo, players who evolve take him down, because he knows nothing of adaptation. And still expects to win, especially since that's supposed to be his game.

Also, Goji doesn't main Sean. He mains Alex, who isn't top tier in 3rd Strike, yet still clowns on Phil.

Phil claimed he was vaccinated against corona.
Biggest X of my life.

I would wonder why he bothers lying about this, but Phil once used a fake foot for no reason and denies falling asleep right after doing exactly that. It's a reflex at this point, burned into his neurons after years of giving himself so many reasons to lie to save face because he can't be bothered to do better in life with some actual effort. And with being the laziest he has ever been, those reasons just pile up by the hour these days.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

Phil claimed he was vaccinated against corona.
Biggest X of my life.

It was free. He got it.

 

[Jasper2K]

Goji whooped Phil's ass against with Sean. Phil blamed lag yet again. The view never changes.

You see it's never actually his fault.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

It was free. He got it.

If that logic was so sound, we wouldn’t have half our country unvaccinated. Don’t underestimate how brain dead people can be. Phil is a fucking retard and has also been very open about his politics in the past.

It’s not impossible that he got it, but I doubt he got it for one reason and one reason alone. He hasn’t been on his high horse about getting it. Phil will never get something without gloating about it.

 

[PieceofShet]

It was free. He got it.

Absolutely no way.

He was bitching for a week for not being to go to appointment cause of kat. He never complained about sideeffects. First time he casually mentioned it like its normal... there is no way he has them.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

It was free. He got it.

No he didn’t. This fag has nothing going on in his life. He wouldn’t have blabbered on about every minute detail of it if it happened

 

[DeeTracktor]

Phil only said he got it because he wants to go to restraunts to eat without a mask, whilst his cat son starves to death and his weekly bills go unpaid because people arent tipping him his allowence

 

[Two Yum Yums]

I can guarantee that DSP hasn't gotten the jab, because DSP would never miss the opportunity to be a martyr about how, despite the side-effects LITERALLY KILLING HIM, he is still streaming for us.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil claimed he was vaccinated against corona.
Biggest X of my life.

Was this his excuse for the alleged health care story that's none of anyones business but he mentioned anyway? Because all he had to do was walk into a pharmacy at this point and doesn't even need his insurances approval. X to gout

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

Phil only said he got it because he wants to go to restraunts to eat without a mask, whilst his cat son starves to death and his weekly bills go unpaidbecause people arent tipping him his allowence

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I really fucking hate how he gloats (and/or) whines about eating out once a week. We know this idiot wanted $100 before he bought breakfast. Do they buy three meals on their "day off"? That will mount up really quick, especially for someone who cries poor.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I can guarantee that DSP hasn't gotten the jab, because DSP would never miss the opportunity to be a martyr about how, despite the side-effects LITERALLY KILLING HIM, he is still streaming for us.

Plus we'd get a 30 minute story on how he turned up for his appointment, and everyone there was a complete moron who had no idea what they were doing.

 

[DeeTracktor]

I really fucking hate how he gloats (and/or) whines about eating out once a week. We know this idiot wanted $100 before he bought breakfast. Do they buy three meals on their "day off"? That will mount up really quick, especially for someone who cries poor.

This is from the day after his ''I havent been paid by youtube, my cat is starving and he only has £100's for breakfast'' tweet

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

Plus we'd get a 30 minute story on how he turned up for his appointment, and everyone there was a complete moron who had no idea what they were doing.

Just reminded me of the story from when he went to CT. He was like three hours late for his rental car, and was surprised when they had given it away already.

I bet he'll somehow be late for his jab, if he even has one.

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

It was free. He got it.

I mean perhaps if it would be delivered to him, but this would still require him to go outside.

Also like many mentioned, he would’ve found a way to make himself a hero in the eyes of his “fans” saying how he got his shot for all the vulnerable and elderly people in the US just because he’s so selfless (and better than those scumbags who didn’t get it). Not to mention the 3-4 streams he would spend blaming his terrible gameplay on his sore arm. Yeah, he did not get vaccinated.

 

[UncleTusky]

Do they buy three meals on their "day off"? That will mount up really quick, especially for someone who cries poor.

Yes and he has admitted it. He has talked about getting steak for breakfast, WWE champions login times show he takes a three(!) hour lunch break, and during a more recent rant he defended eating out all 3 meals as his one small, nice thing in life. He did not say it outright but the implication was that it was cruel and unreasonable to make him give up restaurant meals.

This also does not include the constant takeout which he appears to not count as "dining out" because he is completely divorced from reality.

 

[DeeTracktor]

This also does not include the constant takeout which he appears to not count as "dining out" because he is completely divorced from reality.

He was ranting during the Pre-Stream yesterday because someone asked him why he doesnt go and pick up his food for ''Feasting with The Pig'' and save on the delivery charge.

I'll see if I can find it and edit this post

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

sneaking code in to projects has been quite fun

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

This is from the day after his ''I havent been paid by youtube, my cat is starving and he only has £100's for breakfast'' tweet

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That's how he has $5k/mo in business expenses. All the food. He's a professional internet commentator so if he talks about it on the internet then it's a business expense.

 

[DeeTracktor]

@twattycake

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Phil shouldnt be expected to drive an hour away you guys

Spoiler: Spoiler

It's 6 minutes away by car