[THREAD RETIRED] Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people - Original thread. Historical purposes only. Not updated. Refer to forum for current info/discussion.

[TayandYou]

Can someone link me the thread/comment when people connected Kelly to Bellas real identity?

Name of the thread wpuld be sufficient too.
Can't find it somehow

You're in it dumbass

 

[Euler's identity]

You are on the thread, genius.

Fuck sake

 

[johnnyoffal]

I am almost entirely certain that this is the cancer infesting imageboards right now, too.

imageboard culture is literally dead because of kids like this. the exact sphere of the internet that made all this possible in the first place doesn't exist anymore because stormfags treated the internet like serious business. All on the culture war's pyre, no fun allowed

 

[Emanems]

Could this be our specimen, under arrest mere days before leaking the tape?

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NY state courts, search Case # "CR-015233-21QN"

Only sort of related, but why would she have criminal possession of a firearm??

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Edit: Attached an image of the charge

Any news around this? It glows a lot and it feels buried. PAPD is the Port Authority Police Department, they have jurisdiction over things like LaGuardia, the 9/11 memorial (lol), bus terminals... What the fuck? Who goes around packing heat in New York in the first place? 2001 and the same name... Well, if someone wants to go to court in Queens maybe they meet our girl or just some junkie with the exact same name lol

 

[Chicken Picnic]

Dude i didnt look at this thread originally cause I saw it had like 700 pages and thought it was all old chris related lore I couldn't be bothered to get into

I was so fucking wrong

700+ pages in less than a week what the fuck

 

[Willie Thrills]

imageboard culture is literally dead because of kids like this. the exact sphere of the internet that made all this possible in the first place doesn't exist anymore because stormfags treated the internet like serious business. All on the culture war's pyre, no fun allowed

Genuine tbh. I still believe that the single most influential website that could exist would be a forum where people can publicly gossip about criminals and deviants.

Like Kiwifarms, but enormous

 

[Knight of the Rope]

Can someone link me the thread/comment when people connected Kelly to Bellas real identity?

Name of the thread wpuld be sufficient too.
Can't find it somehow

This thread, and this post.

 

[Crusader King 1]

sorry gang, i still cannot deny that shroomie has some fat knockers

You can tell that by the time she's thirty, those boobs will sag to the ground.

 

[Aldora]

Replying so this doesn't get buried by people arguing with an obvious troll.

Friends of @Psychic Espeon or maybe himself.

 

[Calculus]

Ran her through a facial recognizer. Nothing that interesting yet but this showed up and looks to be a match:

[edit removed as shown not to be her]

And her Reddit photo was posted to some interesting places:

4chan thread about cruel women from January
https://archiveofsins.com/s/thread/19353919/ (ctrl+f 19354945)

16 Funny Examples Of People Asking For Insults

People are asking for insults. A subreddit named r/RoastMe delivers exactly what it says they do... fine roasts.

menshumor.com

【画像】セクロスなら小柄&スレンダー、連れて歩くならムチムチ巨乳！

【画像】セクロスなら小柄&スレンダー、連れて歩くならムチムチ巨乳！1：名無しのばくさん。：2021/01/15(金)童貞には分からんと思うけどなw2：名無しのばくさん。：2021/01/15(金)全部とすればええやん

bakuwaro.com

If anyone has any more high quality pictures of her let me know and I can run them through.

 

[TayandYou]

Alright found sumthing interesting

Many pages ago I posted an interview where two "psychics" including a person named Lily, told Chris about finding love

That was Februari/March

Around the same time, we find this in the Bella logs:

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Now listen to the voice of lily in the interview:

Chris Chan Psychic Chat #4

Archiving.

youtu.be

Clearly, this is a male voice

The psychics telling Chris about finding love, are directly connected to Bella

So the Psychic weens, the watchmen and praetor are all connected to Bella in some way?

This shit goes deeper than we thought

 

[Nobody Important]

Any news around this? It glows a lot and it feels buried. PAPD is the Port Authority Police Department, they have jurisdiction over things like LaGuardia, the 9/11 memorial (lol), bus terminals... What the fuck? Who goes around packing heat in New York in the first place? 2001 and the same name... Well, if someone wants to go to court in Queens maybe they meet our girl or just some junkie with the exact same name lol

It’s a misdemeanor charge, possibly just a citation, and covers a lot of weapons that are not firearms, such as switchblades, brass knuckles, or stun guns.

 

[Passing Through Town]

It’s a misdemeanor charge, possibly just a citation, and covers a lot of weapons that are not firearms, such as switchblades, brass knuckles, or stun guns.

The video of her "tasering" herself was with a stun gun. Maybe that's what she was carrying.

 

[BeefBlaster9000]

Why DDOS now? Did glowpop hear the good news?

Fucking glowies work in obvious ways.

Lawyer has already pretty much stated he doesn’t care.

yeah what a douche

“hur dur, I represented this one well known chick that one time so I know what I’m doing!1!”

sorry gang, i still cannot deny that shroomie has some fat knockers

You know she stuffs her bra right?

 

[lambdadelta]

Alright found sumthing interesting

Many pages ago I posted an interview where two "psychics" including a person named Lily, told Chris about finding love

That was Februari/March

Around the same time, we find this in the Bella logs:

View attachment 2421387

Now listen to the voice of lily in the interview:

Chris Chan Psychic Chat #4

Archiving.

youtu.be

Clearly, this is a male voice

The psychics telling Chris about finding love, are directly connected to Bella

@firion that’s your handle in the discord, right? Any idea about this connection?

 

[WaveBreak]

I am pretty sure it was glo-dad.

ILJSimp showed up around the same time people on the east coast of the US would get off work, and their writing style was glowing in the dark, but it didnt read to me like Bella herself. It seemed more paternal/maternal. That said, imagine spending all week doing fuck all while your daughter got doxed by retards, because your week was busy.

Pure speculation, btw. I am just some retard.

Would she really want them to find out what she has been up to? Imagine reading all that shit as a parent, I would disown, in fact I’d even be creeped out. This thing was pretending to be their daughter

 

[Nobody Important]

Fucking glowies work in obvious ways.

yeah what a douche

“hur dur, I represented this one well known chick that one time so I know what I’m doing!1!”

He’s not getting paid enough to take this to trial. Especially for some spergy defense out of Law & Order. I’m guessing he’ll try to get a plea somewhere between 12 to 36 months, with a possible partial suspension.

 

[Narr Then]

Had this ready to send before the glowie strike, so late as fuck!

So guys I sent an email to Chris's lawyer that linked to this thread
<snip>
And this shouldn't need to be stated, but do not contact Chris's lawyer. He doesn't care about you and will not comment on Chris's case. Please don't annoy him any more

In all fairness it was some pretty impressive detective work from multiple people on the farms. I mean the first 2 days this thread was posted everyone thought she was Kelly Osbourne. I'd call myself an above average internet sleuth, but there's no way I'd have been able to follow the cookie trail on this one.

Plus her definition of "doxing" is probably an ip tool and a whitepages search. Anyone can do that.

Not even 2 days...thread went up sun night, Kelly was out of the equation around 30hrs later, maybe less.

they just haven't been as famous.

Yeah, definitely not bella


To these next few posters:

Oh shit, my bad. Thought that was implied in a discord post 10 or so pages back. Or at least, that molested the dog. Maybe I'm looking too deep into it but jesus christ this is fucking horrifying even without that.

She's into cats (no euphemism), not dogs.

That was the cat, get your facts straight. She shot one dog, then Max got like 8 different diseases and had to get his paws amputated, apparently. She needs to imagine guys petting cats to even get off, too.

She was getting off (by herself or with someone else) while 'scratching' Max's belly. Listen to it yourself.

Rescuing max

2826 views on Imgur: The magic of the Internet

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Cats or dogs, it doesn't matter. She's a deviant, she'll get off to anything.

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The weapons charge likely fucked up her travel plans to Everfree...possibly last-minute motive for releasing the incest stuff and trying to milk it?
If she can't get her lulz at Everfree, she damn sure will want them from something.

Wait...she got arrested the day before taping Chris...so she already knew about Chris raping barb, but realised that she wouldn't be going to Everfree so that's WHY she recorded him that night. They'd talked about it before but she'd not taped it because she had her own plans and wasn't bothered about him fucking his mum. That's why she didn't sound surprised, she'd known for ages.
Then she was going to release it when he was at bronycon, the fall out and meltdowns would have been massive if it was released then when he's surrounded by cloppers. But Fiona beat her to it, because she actually was disgusted and knew how wrong it was.

Whew.

 

[Genetically Modified Fuck]

So the Psychic weens, the watchmen and praetor are all connected to Bella in some way?

This shit goes deeper than we thought

Bella talks about doing dumb tarot shit and magic with Luiz in the discord logs. There is a conversation where Chris tells a ween saying they are psychic that they have contacted a tarot reader and psychic that told him interesting things about his sex life and asked the psychic to tell them what he thought and the psychic ween faggot tells him "you have to go for it"

Chris Chan Psychic Chat #4

Archiving.

www.youtube.com

 

[The_Goat_Escape]

She got bagged by Port Authority Police, almsot certainly happened at the airport.

She was definitely going to try to bring the taser to the con. I can't find it now but in travel plans, several lay overs were mentioned and she might have started the first leg of her journey when this happened, because the con is 6 days away

[EDIT: This means she officially won't be going to Everfree con. Well, that's good, because in the midst of things, I do not think that anyone of us thought that maybe contacting the con's organizers to warn them about this dangerous individual so that she could be bounced, had actually occured. Nonetheless, the court date is Aug 15 and evertree is Aug 13-15. ]