Containment CWC shitposting containment thread - AKA CWCPosting

Do you think Chris will unleash his retard strength in lockup?

  • Yes

  • No

  • Already an exceptional fighter


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Guys, guys, hear me out, but what if Bubba says he identifies as a girl and his lawyer ask for him to be relocated just so he can rape Chris and shank him inside female jail??
 
LMAO Why all your faggots Assmad about Christines Maybe too ‘personal’ romp in the bedroom!! Chris actually got LAID!! Unlike your virgin faggot losers! You wish you guys had a hot Milf like Barb to Eat out!!ZOMG XD JULLAAAAY!! :julay::julay::epik::pickle::fapcup:
What's the point in owning virgin "faggot losers" if you try to get them laid?

You make no sense.
 
All I can think about is Chris’s fat upper pubic area slamming against Barb’s loose and saggy stomach as he did the deed.
I wonder if he spun her around like that sex doll.
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"Yeah let's put the arms up for this demonstration. The Spin!"
 
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A half hour sitcom where Chris, recently released from prison, is forced due to strange circumstances to become roommates with Mary Lee-Walsh! Highlights include:
  • Mary-Lee hosts a fund-raising dinner party for the governor of Virginia but a mix up means Chris has to pose as her daughter for the evening and Mary-Lee is forced to play along.
  • Chris takes on a dog minding job but trolls send barnyard animals to the apartment instead, all just hours before the health inspector is supposed to arrive.
  • Barbara and Mary-Lee’s preppy lawyer nephew Toby both stay over one night but the plumbing springs multiple leaks (“I’m working on it!”) causing chaos that ends in Chris accidentally getting into bed with Mary-Lee and Toby getting in bed with Barb.
 
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