Chris court appearance

[Buck Mullet]

I'd imagine they've already bagged and tagged any shit they found there. Also to correct my previous post, apparently Chris used a condom every time. However, a condom with his DNA inside it and hers outside it would be pretty conclusive too.

A good time to remind everyone that Chris went muff diving down Barb's ancient cooter, another possible source of his DNA being left on her.

 

[TruthSeekingDaimon]

Who is the persecutor?
More importantly, will we view the persecutor as a ally or an enemy?
What if the persecutor figures how to troll Chris further in court to make sure he gets the worst?

 

[AnOminous]

So depending on how this goes does this mean that Chris could actually get a Wikipedia article?

There are now certainly "reliable sources" about it. Legitimate news media are covering it. But personally? If I were any Kiwi here, I'd let some other turbo autist actually fight Wikipedo troons about it because it would definitely result in the most deranged, retarded ArbCom case of all time.

 

[McSneaks]

Even then it doesn't happen that often. Null did a bit in a stream about this.

Imagine citing null as a source for your life information lmao. It absolutely happens frequently, the thing is it's underreported and miscategorized. Males are incredibly unlikely to report being raped. Doesn't matter how severe, traumatizing, or motivation behind it, that itself is rare.

At of the rape is done from the guards. No one is going to report a guard. Thus these rapes don't happen. Now you have the large quantity of people agreeing to the rape ("but that's not...") stfu. First timers come in, find food on their bed, or their offered something, but wait I have to pay for this? It's been a week? I don't even have access to anything yet. Not reported.

Or they get their new cell, multiple people pop up to "rape them"/stomp the shit out of them, a savior swoops in an intervenes. "That was a close one. You're safe though, hang with me I'll protect you".... not reported.

So, yes, it does happen frequently. And it happens a lot in juvenile. It happens less that prison media portrays, but a lot more than you think. You're also ignoring the things that VASTLY increase the chances, all of which Chris has. He's white, he's not in shape/have any way to fight back, he's retarded, he "looks" feminine (lol) and says he's a woman (not gay!)

You're telling me if some large man offers Chris three chocolate bars and to come live in his cell because he has transformers, Chris won't go? Unless this is the only prison without any sort of sexual assault, or he's solitary, I would bet a lot of shit that Chris is absolutely going to have a sexually unpleasant time.

 

[AnOminous]

He's white
He's not in shape/have any way to fight back
He's retarded
He "looks" feminine (lol) and says he's a woman (not gay!)

He's also absolutely physically repulsive. He's way more likely to get stomped than raped, and even that is unlikely because he's such an obvious target he'll be in pc.

It definitely happens but it's way more likely to happen if you're a skinny twink type they can pretend is a woman because prison rapists are generally straight. It's still much less common than it used to be because of numerous scandals about it in the last few decades.

 

[Ch@nnel-Sh!ft]

There are now certainly "reliable sources" about it. Legitimate news media are covering it. But personally? If I were any Kiwi here, I'd let some other turbo autist actually fight Wikipedo troons about it because it would definitely result in the most deranged, retarded ArbCom case of all time.

>If I were any Kiwi here, I'd let some other turbo autist actually fight Wikipedo troons about it because it would definitely result in the most deranged, retarded ArbCom case of all time.

I'd actually like to see that, popcorn and all.

 

[make_it_so]

This. Regardless of what TV has told us, most criminals are not just evil but total morons. They say stupid things and incriminate themselves all the time because they can't keep their mouths shut. Chris might be weirder than the average criminal, but being a defense attorney involves dealing with such frustrating losers all the time.

I wouldn't say that most are evil per se, but definitely very stupid and prone to poor judgement.

Spoiler: Powerlevel

Years ago I worked for a bail bonding company - the charges listed were almost always the result of the clients getting caught doing something they should've never been caught doing (DUI/reckless driving) being compounded by other obviously stupid actions (drug possession, illegal weapon possession, and more often than not fleeing and resisting arrest)

 

[The Demon]

He's also absolutely physically repulsive. He's way more likely to get stomped than raped, and even that is unlikely because he's such an obvious target he'll be in pc.

It definitely happens but it's way more likely to happen if you're a skinny twink type they can pretend is a woman because prison rapists are generally straight. It's still much less common than it used to be because of numerous scandals about it in the last few decades.

you're also forgetting that chris wouldn't be raped either, it would be sonichu inhabiting his body being raped

 

[elite_club]

Hollywood, Mecca of sexual predators, groomed America into thinking it's funny or acceptable by constantly bringing it up in TV and movies. Like all the other degenerate shit they try to normalize.

>hollywood

guess the reason they didn’t call it little Tel Aviv is because that would be too on the nose

 

[Ryanwasgay]

He's also absolutely physically repulsive. He's way more likely to get stomped than raped, and even that is unlikely because he's such an obvious target he'll be in pc.

Have you seen Chris's boobs? In prison you don't get that many good choices. Chris with his big creamy white boobies with those pink nipples. He'll be highly sought after.

 

[OldFag]

you're also forgetting that chris wouldn't be raped either, it would be sonichu inhabiting his body being raped

I'm glad that all of this suffering is being offloaded onto Sonichu instead of Chris. After all, it is Sonichu who decided to rape his mom in the first place. I hope that Sonichu remains in Chris' body until he is released from prison. Chris has too pure of a soul to experience all of this.

 

[elite_club]

Have you seen Chris's boobs? In prison you don't get that many good choices. Chris with his big creamy white boobies with those pink nipples. He'll be highly sought after.

I haven’t fortunately

 

[King Kiwi]

Whatever jail he ends up in, the stories will be absolute popcorn.
Its just that we wont hear them.
However clever jail workers might leak some CCTV footage with commentary and get some popularity.
If they are aware of what Chris is

I guess we'll have to get real buddy-buddy with the jail workers then huh?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Yo… what if: Barb cops to incest charges and gets her own defense attorney, then that attorney builds their case around her mental incompetence and Chris as the aggressor.

That's not exactly a hard case to build. Which is precisely why the DA's never going to attempt to charge her. No matter how you slice it she comes off as the victim of Chris. Our boy done fucked up beyond all imagination.

 

[The Demon]

I'm glad that all of this suffering is being offloaded onto Sonichu instead of Chris. After all, it is Sonichu who decided to rape his mom in the first place. I hope that Sonichu remains in Chris' body until he is released from prison. Chris has too pure of a soul to experience all of this.

everyone who's ever studied law knows this is an ironclad defense too, once they realize this, they have to let him off and legally allow chris to have sex with their grandmothers

 

[Dratchev]

Any bets when the jail sentence drops chris shits himself

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

What makes you think that he'll wait that long?

 

[Dratchev]

What makes you think that he'll wait that long?

Well if Tyrone already got to him already with his 10 inch meat sausage then......

 

[Alexander Hamilton]

everyone who's ever studied law knows this is an ironclad defense too, once they realize this, they have to let him off and legally allow chris to have sex with their grandmothers

Yeah, they covered this day one of crim law during 1L year. The extra dimensional entity possession defense. One of the gunners asked what would happen if our grandmothers were already did. The profs answer haunts me to this day.

 

[TheBigZee]

Yo… what if: Barb cops to incest charges and gets her own defense attorney, then that attorney builds their case around her mental incompetence and Chris as the aggressor.

Barb's guardian isn't going to let her do that. She's going to a care home.