[THREAD RETIRED] Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people - Original thread. Historical purposes only. Not updated. Refer to forum for current info/discussion.

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This is what the edgy zoomers idolizing 4chan of today actually believe. Somewhere along the way the understanding that the internet is for fun and everyone could be a cat got lost. Oh, it's Caturday by the way. This one's for Goober.
They're trying to paint us as the Chris Chan fanclub who are falsely accusing them so we can claim the tapes were faked and free Chris Chan

Clearly, they don't know anything at all about Christorians or Kiwi Farms

This isn't reddit or twitter filled with Chris enablers
 
To all the people who think Bella will get away scot free, looks like you’re pretty convinced that the bad guys win sometimes, and this is another case of that, regardless of your feelings toward the government. Hell, I’ll admit that TT expulsion or sanctions or not being allowed to adopt animals would be a consolation. Either way, I think I’m done debating that because I know there’s no convincing you guys

As for her parents just getting her out and scrubbing everything and setting her up for a job in the government, up to and including operative because she’s the poster girl hire, unless she gets plastic surgery, joins something akin to the Witness Protection Program, or just finds herself out of the US, this’ll be a test to see if those claims can ring true or if these abilities are overestimated. I mean, hasn’t it been said that she lied about her background to make herself look better? I’d imagine she’d brag about her parents being able to get her out of anything and has her set for life or going after people if they’re even as half as this thread makes her parents out to be.

Man hatred of the government can turn you into a pessimist.

A little thing to keep this from getting to depressing or heated.
 
She'll probably face softer repercussions than someone with no connections would but she might still get kicked out of school, have a hard time getting employed, get a small bit of jail time, etc etc.
With how high profile she is and people pressuring Texas Tech into doing something, her classmates would probably take actions into their own hands if the school tried to bury this mess.
 
Null's theory that no relative of a federal agent can possibly face consequences is laughable bordering on schizophrenic. Imagine how many glowies there are and how many relatives they have. Anyone hoping to see a congressional hearing on ILJ is stupid, but acting like there will be literally zero consequences is even stupider.

I'm not going to argue with a bunch of Q boomer shit about how we're all just cogs in the machine, but we'll see within a month or so whether or not being the daughter of some mid-level glowies is enough to absolve you of all wrongdoing. ILJ probably won't be ruined for life by this, but she's probably in for a rough few decades barring some sort of out-of-country witness protection style disappearance.
I'd wager based on what Null has said over the years that this comes from a direct experience with government apathy. He went all in reporting the actual crimes the Wise Guys committed against Chris to proper authorities with evidence, and to this day exactly nothing has happened.

Remember, there's the rules, and then there's what actually happens. Null's worldview here is very much a product of witnessing first hand "what actually happens" so it's not quite as schizophrenic as it may at first seem.

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For clarity, I tend to agree with the conclusion that nothing will happen in a legal sense even with all we know.
 
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Do you have to be 18 or 21 to bet sports? Could be a connection back to the ID and "filings"
Oh, that twitch gambling scandal pulls in tons of idiots like her. They can get licenses online from Curacao to operate these casinos where they host games of other countries and act as a wallet, usually in crypto, so they don't check ID and shit. I would not be surprised if she is an idiot who follows what twitch streamers do.

Some of those guys are even moving to Mexico and Canada because its technically illegal in the US, and they're getting literally millions a month plus affilates. Crazy stuff.
 
She'll probably face softer repercussions than someone with no connections would but she might still get kicked out of school, have a hard time getting employed, get a small bit of jail time, etc etc.
With any luck, she'll finally get to be a filthy, basement-dwelling, turbo NEET just like all those /b/tards she idolizes so much.
 
Do you have to be 18 or 21 to bet sports? Could be a connection back to the ID and "filings"
21+ in almost every US state. Before I was 21, I’d occasionally gamble on sites that used no-ID bitcoin betting, so it’s possible to circumvent if she’s got half a brain.
 
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Yeah and Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris were just misunderstood teenagers, not mass shooters.

And she's not a Bond villain obviously, although she shares the trait of explaining her evil plans right before getting thwarted.
More like a parody of Dr. Evil "MUHHAHAHA".

Dayum, I went out into the wild for a bit with friends for a meal and a few vodkas (had to hide my giggles when my friend requested no pickles on her burger 🤭🤭). But this shit continues to grow. Skanky Janke is just digging her own hole!! (No one else will now "ig")

I'm curious about a few things...
- has Wilbur been trained in hunting truffles?
- why is Portobella still posting, do her parents know anything? Yes she is 20, but surely she would have been told to STFU or you know, been engaged in human interaction to lessen her online activities since this came out?
- The more I read the less I think she is BPD etc, she is a troubled fucker, who craves attention, like a lot of kids her age, they are all after e-fame. What is she expecting?
- is there an American version of the RSPCA? Surely the animal cruelty can be reported to them??? Over here if an animal was reported as being kept in neglectful conditions it would be investigated and hopefully removed. If not for Goober, it needs doing for the hamsters and Max, RIP.
 
Meanwhile over here in real life, what actually happens to her: literally nothing

But please by all means continue worshipping big scary justice site. How long does nothing have to happen until you admit nothing is going to happen and I can gloat? 3 months? A year? Serious question
Lol calm down
Null's theory that no relative of a federal agent can possibly face consequences is laughable bordering on schizophrenic. Imagine how many glowies there are and how many relatives they have. Anyone hoping to see a congressional hearing on ILJ is stupid, but acting like there will be literally zero consequences is even stupider.

I'm not going to argue with a bunch of Q boomer shit about how we're all just cogs in the machine, but we'll see within a month or so whether or not being the daughter of some mid-level glowies is enough to absolve you of all wrongdoing. ILJ probably won't be ruined for life by this, but she's probably in for a rough few decades barring some sort of out-of-country witness protection style disappearance.

Also screenshots with date on this.
 
I took vyvanse a couple times in high school and adderall a couple times my first year in college. Vyvanse is basically the exact same thing as adderall, it just lasts longer while taking a little longer to come into effect. It also isn't a direct comparison to adderall, 60mg of vyvanse does not equate to 60mg of adderall. The actual numbers are something like 60mg of vyvanse is about 15mg of adderall. Both are fucking awful though and I do not understand how anyone would take it consistently.
The issue is that the prescribe them to everyone without much question. The reality is: people who actually legit have real ADD or ADHD, which is a much lower number of people than anyone might believe or that the statistics likely show, benefit from them. Because it calms them down for real and lets them focus. If you take a hyperactive or excited kid and stand them beside a kid who actually had real ADD, you will absolutely know which one is which. Only one of them needs meds though. For people who *dont* have ADD, those drugs are the equivalent of low grade meth.
 
There's really just going to be two things to come out of this saga imo.

1) The monkey's paw: Bella is not going to be touched in real life, and likely face no legal consequences. You can bet that if this does go viral, which it appears to be, that people will think twice about befriending her and forming an online discord cult and grooming server might be more difficult in the future for her, but thats it. Saying that, I would argue that she is grossly underestimating the disgust that the internet is going to have for her, for a long time, and is going to be even worse off than Casey Anthony or Zimmerman to weens. Theres a degree of infamy that can be handled, but any sort of personal relationship in the future is constantly going to be at risk of doing a basic google search. I cannot underestimate that enough. She'll be well known, for some of the worst reasons and with some of the worst social repercussions.

There's doubts as to any sort of expulsion happening, for various reasons that I could put here, but her parents connections, likely finances, and similar things happening online before to people without much leeway suggests that she won't be expelled. Don't quote me on that, because the previous university case involving her could be brought up again, but some form of probation, required counselling, or any number of other solutions are almost always on the table at universities like this. Even then, she can transfer out.

2) Trolling in the future: I think it's safe to say that Chris chan is fucked. He burnt the last real chance that he had for anyone taking him seriously, or any sort of company, convention, or key speaker ever entertaining him again (even if he gets out of this, which he wont). Noone with any prestige will ever want him listed as a keyspeaker, on the actual credible chance that they could wake up the next morning and find out that he'd done something sexually disturbing rendering that null.

With regards to weens, I think this is also going to be an important lesson in internet etiquette and "how far" trolling should ever go, when it gets malicious, and what the consequences can be. I'd like to think that weens will think twice about trying to contact their favorite celebrities, both from the case study of Fiona, and that of Bella, and realize that there may be some very fucked up consequences for having a crush on a questionable e-celeb and trying to act out on it (no offense to Fiona), or trying to milk them in a far malicious way. A zoomer crucifix/case study in exactly why you do not pozload my neghole, in both instances. You also have the notion that I will point out, it doesn't take a genious to troll an autistic manchild, so there aren't really many "internet points" that suggest competence there, its just like throwing a dart at the worlds largest man with a dart board that not only doesn't move out of the way, but sees someone throwing a dart at him and runs towards them thinking its a grand thing.

If anyone does feel sorry for Chris, there's no point in attempting to help him via being a tard wrangler, get his life in order, or anything like that. Its ethically questionable due to how he does treat the people around him, and stupid, evidenced from these developments over the past week. If you really want to do something, go after the "trolls" who do surface and are particularly malicious. That shouldn't pass regardless of who it is. When it comes to CwC, however, he's entirely on his own now, and should sleep in that bed.
 
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