Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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I would like to thank all the kiwis that helped make the Lou show 1000 pages of pure gold.
Here's to many more seasons to come
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Jesus christ, of course it's while I'm out at a nice restaurant. HAPPY 1000 YOU LITTLE SHITS, I'll be back with further commentary when I'm back home (and because I apparently didn't upload one of my little goodies properly), but for the meantime, I give you...

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LOUCOIN.

Since Null was doing a coin run, since we deserve nice things... it just seemed so right, don't you think?
Hope you enjoy, dear Kiwis, I love you guys lots and there's no autists I'd rather shitpost with.
 
Oh, for the fucking love of fuck. You fucking people are going to do this to me on a fucking Saturday, when I threw my fucking back out moving a fucking bookcase and am in absolute goddamn pain, and am also day drunk as fuck and not in the fucking mood to do fucking anything? Fine, assholes, here's your fucking content:

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Congratulations, Lou. Congratulations, all you dicksmacks. Usernames (fuck, I wish I'd never started this):
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Tablets:
Tablet Number
ModelOwnership History
1​
Unknown iPadGave to nephew 2019/12/25
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Unknown iPadGave to brother as of 2020/02/28
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iPad Mini 5Was considering selling 3/14, probably sold circa 3/27
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iPad Air 3*Lent to stepdad 3/11, probably gave to stepdad 4/23, definitely no longer owned as of September
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iPad 9.7 inchSelling as of 8/14
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iPad Pro 11Wanted 3/11, selling as of 8/28
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iPad Mini 5 (2nd)Bought 8/29, selling as of 9/15
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iPad 10.2 inch (2nd)Bought 9/22, sold 12/3
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Galaxy Tab S6 Lite"Gifted" 12/5
10​
iPad 8th gen 32G*Bought 12/22; gave to his mother 2021/01/18 or earlier
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iPad Air 4Bought 2021/01/08, selling 2/8
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Kindle Fire 7Bought circa 1/17
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"cheap" 7-inch Android"Gifted" 2/3
14​
iPad Mini 5* (3rd)Bought 2/14
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iPad Air 4 (2nd)Bought circa 3/25
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Galaxy Tab S6 Lite (2nd)"Gifted" 8/1

Devices:
Computer Number
ModelOwnership History
1​
Asus Vivobook gaming laptopOwned as of 2020/03/12
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Dell Latitude D630* with Ubuntu 18.04Bought c. 5/19
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Lenovo Chromebook n21Selling 7/12
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Samsung Chromebook 4+Acquired 7/17, selling 8/15
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Lenovo Chromebook s340-14Selling 8/15 ("like new. I've had it, but I haven't used it.")
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Microsoft Surface Pro 2Owned as of 8/16
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Acer Aspire All-in-One desktop (Xubuntu)Bought 8/19, selling 10/18
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MacBook AirBought 10/16, selling 2020/02/04
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Acer Chromebook Spin 311Bought 2021/01/01; "gave to nephew" before 1/9, but also put it up for sale on 1/9; put up for sale again 2/9
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Samsung Chromebook ProBought 2/8; broke 7/7
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Gaming laptop ("5+ years old")Bought 2/8
12​
HP 15*/Acer Aspire 5 2019*Bought circa 3/25, gave to mother 7/13
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Intel NUCOwned as of 6/5
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ChromebookBought 7/16
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Dell LatitudeReceived from mother 7/16

How about y'all go fuck yourselves now and leave me the fuck alone. Thanks.
I feel your pain my friend. Literally.
 
Jesus christ, of course it's while I'm out at a nice restaurant. HAPPY 1000 YOU LITTLE SHITS, I'll be back with further commentary when I'm back home (and because I apparently didn't upload one of my little goodies properly), but for the meantime, I give you...

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LOUCOIN.

Since Null was doing a coin run, since we deserve nice things... it just seemed so right, don't you think?
Hope you enjoy, dear Kiwis, I love you guys lots and there's no autists I'd rather shitpost with.
NAME YOUR PRICE GODDAMMIT
 
1000 pages! You did it, Lou! Semper fi to all are tireless kiwi chroniclers, especially @0 1 for starting this thread, @Lou's Abndoned Tablets for tracking his grifting, and @Norman B. Normal for keeping us constantly up to date on Lou's usernames and electronics hoard. Oh, and a special shout-out to Corust and all the other furry folk who decided they'd had enough of Lou's shit and started calling him out.

And of course all the stalwarts of this thread, like @BoobWhiskers, @Athena's Biggest Fan, @Iron Hamster, @Wooden Spoon, @Cable, @JaneThough, @NyQuilninja, @The Dude, @Aunt Carol, and all the other people whose names I can't remember because tequila is a motherfucker. You guys are great and I've had a hell of a time following Lou with you. Here's to the next 1000 pages.
 
1k!!! You made it, Lou!
And in such an impressive amount of time. I can't believe this is the most his life has amounted to... But as many have said, it's been a good run here with all of you. The sense of community in this thread is really something. We're all different, sometimes have opposing beliefs or moral values, but we are all united on the front of thinking Lou is a gigantic, festering assfoothole, and that's special. <3
 
Geez 1,000 pages. Is this how Phil felt in Groundhog Day?

Seems kinda fitting as we round this corner, Lou is begging for a new phone -after- only recently getting a new one. Can't use the excuse of "I might shred my poor, diabetic fingers!" this time, so Anti-CP principles should do!

Lou, the unmoving, unyielding boulder. Never moving forward, never attempting to change, just sitting on the same stained mattress doing the same shit today as he did 1,000 pages ago. Only difference is that he has more knowing eyes on him and now struggles to gain any sort of grifting traction.

At least with all the drama outside of this thread, we can always come here for the comforting familiarity of Louie. There are 3 certainties in life - Death, Taxes, and Lou needing another phone / tablet / laptop.

Here's to 1,000 more pages!

Also, fuck you Lou. If you begged for $450 more you could have had a nice round total for your begs at this point. But no, stuck on 9.5k begged instead of 10k. No fucking respect I tells ya!
 
What is so stupid about Lou's reasoning is that it's an expensive device, not a service. They already have your money. And he's not even convincing strangers of the validity of his 'principles' lol. "Oh well... I'm still gonna buy a new phone because... They're at least honest about their spying! That's it!"

I'm going to spend the 1000th page reminiscing about seeing Lou for the first time on the tranny thread. He was so terrified of kiwifarms that he chose to name us in tweets and directly respond to posts. He earned himself a new thread, and has never looked back.

Pretty sure he was genuinely scared for a time, even I was shocked at the sheer autism of kiwifarmers in finding his info so fast.

And since then I've seen him lose so many friends, his donations slow to a trickle, yet still acquiring more electronics since the beginning than any of us have owned in our entire lives.

Can't wait for his birthday countdown again.
 
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