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- May 30, 2020
Happy 1000 pages, my terrible flower-sending doxing chronicling kiwis! Can’t wait to see what the next season finale holds, I’m betting a new health scare and another iPhone grift after the switch to Android.
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I feel your pain my friend. Literally.Oh, for the fucking love of fuck. You fucking people are going to do this to me on a fucking Saturday, when I threw my fucking back out moving a fucking bookcase and am in absolute goddamn pain, and am also day drunk as fuck and not in the fucking mood to do fucking anything? Fine, assholes, here's your fucking content:
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Congratulations, Lou. Congratulations, all you dicksmacks. Usernames (fuck, I wish I'd never started this):
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Tablets:
Tablet NumberModel Ownership History 1Unknown iPad Gave to nephew 2019/12/25 2Unknown iPad Gave to brother as of 2020/02/28 3iPad Mini 5 Was considering selling 3/14, probably sold circa 3/27 4iPad Air 3* Lent to stepdad 3/11, probably gave to stepdad 4/23, definitely no longer owned as of September 5iPad 9.7 inch Selling as of 8/14 6iPad Pro 11 Wanted 3/11, selling as of 8/28 7iPad Mini 5 (2nd) Bought 8/29, selling as of 9/15 8iPad 10.2 inch (2nd) Bought 9/22, sold 12/3 9Galaxy Tab S6 Lite "Gifted" 12/5 10iPad 8th gen 32G* Bought 12/22; gave to his mother 2021/01/18 or earlier 11iPad Air 4 Bought 2021/01/08, selling 2/8 12Kindle Fire 7 Bought circa 1/17 13"cheap" 7-inch Android "Gifted" 2/3 14iPad Mini 5* (3rd) Bought 2/14 15iPad Air 4 (2nd) Bought circa 3/25 16Galaxy Tab S6 Lite (2nd) "Gifted" 8/1
Devices:
Computer NumberModel Ownership History 1Asus Vivobook gaming laptop Owned as of 2020/03/12 2Dell Latitude D630* with Ubuntu 18.04 Bought c. 5/19 3Lenovo Chromebook n21 Selling 7/12 4Samsung Chromebook 4+ Acquired 7/17, selling 8/15 5Lenovo Chromebook s340-14 Selling 8/15 ("like new. I've had it, but I haven't used it.") 6Microsoft Surface Pro 2 Owned as of 8/16 7Acer Aspire All-in-One desktop (Xubuntu) Bought 8/19, selling 10/18 8MacBook Air Bought 10/16, selling 2020/02/04 9Acer Chromebook Spin 311 Bought 2021/01/01; "gave to nephew" before 1/9, but also put it up for sale on 1/9; put up for sale again 2/9 10Samsung Chromebook Pro Bought 2/8; broke 7/7 11Gaming laptop ("5+ years old") Bought 2/8 12HP 15*/Acer Aspire 5 2019* Bought circa 3/25, gave to mother 7/13 13Intel NUC Owned as of 6/5 14Chromebook Bought 7/16 15Dell Latitude Received from mother 7/16
How about y'all go fuck yourselves now and leave me the fuck alone. Thanks.
NAME YOUR PRICE GODDAMMITJesus christ, of course it's while I'm out at a nice restaurant. HAPPY 1000 YOU LITTLE SHITS, I'll be back with further commentary when I'm back home (and because I apparently didn't upload one of my little goodies properly), but for the meantime, I give you...
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LOUCOIN.
Since Null was doing a coin run, since we deserve nice things... it just seemed so right, don't you think?
Hope you enjoy, dear Kiwis, I love you guys lots and there's no autists I'd rather shitpost with.
We love and appreciate you very much <3How about y'all go fuck yourselves now and leave me the fuck alone. Thanks.
Your sacrifice for our cause will not be in vain, our friend.How about y'all go fuck yourselves now and leave me the fuck alone. Thanks.