Chris court appearance

[ChaoticNeutral]

Real talk, why didn't his parents just drown him in a bathtub years ago or something and say he tarded out?

So edgy you're practically a circle, square.

 

[Coldgrip]

So edgy you're practically a circle, square.

But how is he wrong?

 

[gentry]

He thinks this is, at most, like the macing of the gamestop employee or running over Snyder where he will get legally scolded, fined and sent on his merry way.

this is a more likely outcome than the "thousand years of hard labor" some people seem to be hoping for

It's one of those predictable in retrospect things, where you go, holy fuck, how didn't I see this coming?

yeah i don't understand how people were surprised by this. it was disturbing but not surprising. his relationship with Barb has been weird for years, especially since Bob died.

 

[Garbage.Theory]

I don't even know how to say this without it sounding fucked up, but I will try. He was arrested for incest, right? Not rape to our knowledge, at least not yet. Personally, incest (in a vacuum -- so no rape or elder abuse or anything, just the incest charge he is facing) does not sound nearly as serious as running someone down with a car or macing someone. Please don't mistake this for me condoning incest, because thats not at all what I am doing. If you told me a guy would get stuck in prison for incest but didn't get stuck in prison for macing someone or running them over, idk if I would believe you. Hope this makes sense and doesn't make me sound like a degenerate

Generally the kind of incest you are suggesting where no grooming has occurred and all parties are willing isn’t gonna come to the court cause the people engaged in it aren’t gonna blab or complain about it. The law probably exists for the cases where grooming *has* occurred because grooming is real easy when you’re, ya know, in charge of someone’s upbringing. It exists so that the state can charge people even if the person they are having sex with is of age and “willing” cause when Uncle Jeff starts dating his niece on her 18th birthday you know some other shit has gone down.

EDIT: either that or the law existed back in the day before birth control was a given and they were trying to protect against inbreeding

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

Continuing to associate with him, keeping holding his hand and solving life for him won't bring anything positive for himself, only negative unwanted attention and, just like before, not really much gratitude from Chris.

Not to disagree with the sentiment that staying as far away from Chris as possible is the right course of action or anything, but you realise who you're saying this about, right? His reputation really can't get any worse. Not alienating his KF userbase is probably the only PR incentive Jewsh has left on Earth.

 

[datura_binge]

Generally the kind of incest you are suggesting where no grooming has occurred and all parties are willing isn’t gonna come to the court cause the people engaged in it aren’t gonna blab or complain about it. The law probably exists for the cases where grooming *has* occurred because grooming is real easy when you’re, ya know, in charge of someone’s upbringing. It exists so that the state can charge people even if the person they are having sex with is of age and “willing” cause when Uncle Jeff starts dating his niece on her 18th birthday you know some other shit has gone down.

Well, my reason for even bringing that up is because of the idea being suggested that Chris doesn't think this is a big deal and he will just get to go home. It wouldn't surprise me if he thinks this is not the "wrong" kind of incest because of "love" and since he walked on the other two things for the most part, idk why anyone would think he wouldnt expect to walk on this too. That was what I was getting at, ultimately. Sort of a moot point due to the other pending charges though, but I also doubt he understands what "pending charges" might mean etc in this context.

 

[King Kiwi]

Then he still would've gotten busted for necrophilia.

Well, I for one am just so glad that there exists the possibility of an uncumfirmed limit to what Chris may or may not have done to his mother.

 

[Mason Verger]

yeah i don't understand how people were surprised by this. it was disturbing but not surprising. his relationship with Barb has been weird for years, especially since Bob died.

Partly because incest is such a rare taboo, even around these parts, that your mind doesn’t want to go there as a thing that can actually happen beyond an edgelord punchline.

Another issue is pretty much every possible fate for Chris has been anticipated over the years, including exactly what’s going down now, that you at least want an original plot for Chris. Constantly screaming “Chris is gonna fist fuck barbs decrepit old poon and die in prison AHAHAHA!” would've just earned you a-log ratings here. And here we are. Something something a-logs always win.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

There are shit-tons of evidentiary objections to its admissibility. Where's the chain of custody? Who is going to verify it is actually legitimate? It's hearsay, an out of court statement used to prove the facts in it. It's chopped up and obviously not the complete recording, i.e. best evidence rule. There's even metadata in it indicating it was modified by some kind of voice changing software. Even though it's fairly obvious to us that even though that's in there, that's actually Chris, that's not really good enough for court.

Of course Chris probably admitted to everything when the cops interviewed him because he is a complete moron, and there is probably some kind of physical evidence, too, so they might not even need that recording.

The question is really whether Chris was or wasn't stupid enough to demand a lawyer instead of talking to the cops, and Heilberg actually showed up before he blabbed his stupid autistic mouth and admitted to everything. And we know how absolutely retarded Chris is.

It's one of those predictable in retrospect things, where you go, holy fuck, how didn't I see this coming? He has talked for years about dreaming about fucking his mom, stating that parent/child sex is totally okay, and combine that with his idea that drawing porn of Megan was somehow his way of not just raping her, and it has the inevitability and horror of Greek tragedy.

Maybe you want to rip your own eyes out after having seen it but you realize there's no way at all to unsee it now.

All this is true, however, there's nothing to stop the police from playing the tape to Chris during interrogation and representing it as solid evidence to elicit a confession. Then, confession in hand, there's no need for the tape. They can even tell him that Isabella "Portobella Stankey" Janke has promised to testify against him---there's no law against the police lying to him.

 

[Abebe Bikila]

I don't even know how to say this without it sounding fucked up, but I will try. He was arrested for incest, right? Not rape to our knowledge, at least not yet. Personally, incest (in a vacuum -- so no rape or elder abuse or anything, just the incest charge he is facing) does not sound nearly as serious as running someone down with a car or macing someone. Please don't mistake this for me condoning incest, because thats not at all what I am doing. If you told me a guy would get stuck in prison for incest but didn't get stuck in prison for macing someone or running them over, idk if I would believe you. Hope this makes sense and doesn't make me sound like a degenerate

Chris has been charged with Incest / Rape / Elder Abuse + there are more charges incoming.

The whole situation is F'd up. And it has been going on for much longer then what was admitted in the messenger msg and video.

Chris is currently being held in Solitary at the Facility in the males area. The reason will propyl be mentioned why in Court.

They have a lot of evidence from the "Test" they did on Barb when she was taken. She has sever health problems and she has Dementia and will most likely be placed in a facility to receive 24/7 care.

They have photo's / Video's etc from Chris Devices.

And the little group of try hard's that were encouraging Chris and knew what was happening be getting a knock on there doors as more arrest's concerning the matter are going to be taking place.

They wanted to play silly games they are going to win a silly prize.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

Partly because incest is such a rare taboo, even around these parts, that your mind doesn’t want to go there as a thing that can actually happen beyond an edgelord punchline.

It was always either going to be this or Chris cornering and raping some poor girl, from where I'm standing. Kind of hard to imagine (not to mention pointless) trying to decide which would have been worse.

 

[AnOminous]

All this is true, however, there's nothing to stop the police from playing the tape to Chris during interrogation and representing it as solid evidence to elicit a confession. Then, confession in hand, there's no need for the tape. They can even tell him that Isabella "Portobella Stankey" Janke has promised to testify against him---there's no law against the police lying to him.

They often do this to co-defendants, lie to them and tell both of them the other ratted on them already.

 

[Cuntster]

Quick poll: How many times has Chris used the phrase “Internet famous” or “famous on the Internet” while in custody?

Bonus: how many times has he mentioned Sonichu?

 

[Whaler]

I don't even know how to say this without it sounding fucked up, but I will try. He was arrested for incest, right? Not rape to our knowledge, at least not yet. Personally, incest (in a vacuum -- so no rape or elder abuse or anything, just the incest charge he is facing) does not sound nearly as serious as running someone down with a car or macing someone. Please don't mistake this for me condoning incest, because thats not at all what I am doing. If you told me a guy would get stuck in prison for incest but didn't get stuck in prison for macing someone or running them over, idk if I would believe you. Hope this makes sense and doesn't make me sound like a degenerate

When the person you're having sex with says no and you keep going and fully penetrate them despite them saying no and them being in pain, that is what normal people call "rape." I don't know why you would think otherwise when "Barb said no" came from Chris himself, I have no idea.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Remember when we used to joke about Barb and her delicious bananas? Now, we can joke about Chris begging for money to feed Barb delicious scrambled eggs once he gets out of the clinker.

They have a lot of evidence from the "Test" they did on Barb when she was taken. She has sever health problems and she has Dementia and will most likely be placed in a facility to receive 24/7 care.

They have photo's / Video's etc from Chris Devices.

I'm sure they have this, but it's not confirmed.

 

[Cuntster]

Now, we can joke about Chris begging for money to feed Barb delicious scrambled eggs

“Goes down salty”

 

[LargeChoonger]

Chris has been charged with Incest / Rape / Elder Abuse + there are more charges incoming.

The whole situation is F'd up. And it has been going on for much longer then what was admitted in the messenger msg and video.

Chris is currently being held in Solitary at the Facility in the males area. The reason will propyl be mentioned why in Court.

They have a lot of evidence from the "Test" they did on Barb when she was taken. She has sever health problems and she has Dementia and will most likely be placed in a facility to receive 24/7 care.

They have photo's / Video's etc from Chris Devices.

And the little group of try hard's that were encouraging Chris and knew what was happening be getting a knock on there doors as more arrest's concerning the matter are going to be taking place.

They wanted to play silly games they are going to win a silly prize.

How do you know this?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Britney Spears gets thrown into a nut house for contesting her conservatorship but the twist is the next cell is Chris Chans and they form a friendship after Chris hears Britney say "Fuck my dad"

But she just converted to Catholicism yesterday. That might conflict with Chris being a Godess and all.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Quick poll: How many times has Chris used the phrase “Internet famous” or “famous on the Internet” while in custody?

Bonus: how many times has he mentioned Sonichu?

Remember that video where he was spotted in the wild a random gamestop in his local area and he started babbling on about how he's one of the greatest original content creators on the planet because he made the Sonichu OC, he's been famous on the internet for a long time and he knows more then 12,000 Pokemon actually exist in another universe, they just haven't been "Chronicled" yet in this universe.

(Here's the video if someone's reading this and you haven't yet)

Basically I could imagine him doing that sort of shit to completely random people who he's conversing with whilst he's doing some methodical tasks in public (whilst buying groceries and other goods in shopping malls, people in the post office, buying fuel at the gas station etc.) because he can't keep his mouth shut and just has to let people know exactly who he is.

People also pointed out that other green county residents that responded to the information request post on their facebook page that they know exactly who this "Christine" character is and she's a complete nuisance to so many people in the area.

 

[Glowie Hunter Art Bell]

Of course, going by your definition of journalism there is either no real journalism left, except for in small, local papers.

Thats exactly the case