Chris has been arrested

[Mr. Cool ICE]

That's the kiwi farm version of a high school girl saying "everybody hates you".

Fair point, I'm just as autistic in this situation, then. I shouldn't have added the last bit in retrospect

 

[AnOminous]

More like "We all know trannies are degenerate coomers, but did you know that the madness has extended to the point that they're putting literal mother-rapists in with women who can't run away from them?"

I agree on the general principle but in reality that shit isn't happening in Chris's case.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Has anyone posted the recording of the call that Chris had with someone who I can't find the name of from jail? I stumbled across three .wav files from Chris and this unnamed person. I tried using the site's search function to find "Chris Phone Call" but nothing came up for me.
Also if this is not the best way to share these files please let me know. I'm new.

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If this is old news by now I apologize.

If anyone couldn't get the audio to work - use Internet Explorer - it worked for me and I was able to hear most of what he said. (Mainly anger at Josh Moon for "betraying" him and claiming that girls who he met on the internet and thought "were interested in him" taking advantage of his naivete.

 

[AnOminous]

Make me, biotch.

Wait. Did you just admit you're wearing panties, and they're twisted, and you insist on them being that way?

 

[StraightShooter2]

Here's a repost of the audio from someone calling "Chris in Jail" (originally posted by @Angry_Canadian):

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-has-been-arrested.96810/page-407#post-9681711

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Here's a brief transcript:

"Yeah, okay that's Josh Moon. He's infamous for that online moniker of his dog. And he wasn't... at least he was working with me on the positive front, but then he betrayed me on (muffled) recent terms.

Sigh... I'd say as early as 2008 I had a bunch of theoretical exes through the internet where they... where it was mostly guys... excuse me... it was mostly guys or a group of individuals who pretended to be women who were genuinely interested in me and took advantage of my naivete and my kind nature. Eventually (muffled) they deceived, blackmailed, conned, and tricked me out of a whole bunch of information and sensitive content. (Cuts off)."

@The American Hedgehog - Do you think this deserves a thread of its own?

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

lol calm down

I, too, have called the jail where Chris is. Officer Smith answered the phone. He was a very nice fellow and very patient with me. I have autism, so it's very hard for me to interact with people.

Anyways, he told me that some officers were apparently very disgusted by his behavior and so he was raped.

This is true and honest content. I may have no receipts but you have to believe me!

I spoke to an Officer Wesson, myself.

 

[papaya]

I am honestly more concerned about the focus of gender around Chris than the fact that he just laid his hands on his own mother which seems to be overlooked intentionally.

Is this how Fox News have always been?

Fucking hell.

It's not just Fox News. You'll notice all the Twitter troons and their allies whining about "You can't misgender her just because she is a bad personnnn". Both sides do this shit.

They're more upset about people referring to a whole ass man with a penis who used said penis to rape his own dementia-addled mother as male, than they are about the well being of said elderly female rape victim.

Also gotta love how these threads attract the troonscums that are like "There's a huge difference between me and the r-tard/mother-fucking troon! I complained to therapists until they gave me the diagnosis they are legally required to give me! (lest they be accused of "conversion therapy"), therefore my delusions are so much more *valid* than his delusions!"

If Chris Chan hasn't been formally "diagnosed with gender dysphoria", that's only because he hasn't spoken with a mental health professional yet. It's not exactly hard to become a formal "proper" transgender (or transsexual, whatever) when the gender clinics are raking in money hand over fist off of them. Planned Parenthood hands out HRT like candy on the first visit. Teet yeeting surgeons make TikTok videos showing off all the cool aroace demiboi enbies they de-breasted. Nobody is drawing a line because there is no line to be drawn where it somehow becomes "legitimate" to want to permanently remove your body parts to attempt to be something you literally can never be.

 

[Mason Verger]

Null is a cock blockin' snitch.

EDIT: Fuck you, Blanche and Hex Cat , your life motto is "VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS!"

What part of “strictly confidential” “don’t share on kiwifarms” didn’t he understand? Null confirmed as a bad wingman.

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

Also gotta love how these threads attract the troonscums that are like "There's a huge difference between me and the r-tard/mother-fucking troon! I complained to therapists until they gave me the diagnosis they are legally required to give me! (lest they be accused of "conversion therapy"), therefore my delusions are so much more *valid* than his delusions!"

If Chris Chan hasn't been formally "diagnosed with gender dysphoria", that's only because he hasn't spoken with a mental health professional yet. It's not exactly hard to become a formal "proper" transgender (or transsexual, whatever) when the gender clinics are raking in money hand over fist off of them. Planned Parenthood hands out HRT like candy on the first visit. Teet yeeting surgeons make TikTok videos showing off all the cool aroace demiboi enbies they de-breasted. Nobody is drawing a line because there is no line to be drawn where it somehow becomes "legitimate" to want to permanently remove your body parts to attempt to be something you literally can never be.

Does Autism exist? What about OCD or bipolar? If you're going to be retarded, I expect consistency
Because getting diagnosed, at least where I am, requires vigorous, intensive testing for all four. Over long periods of time.
Getting medicated for all four takes a long time on top of that, unless you're in the UK or Canada or some other libtard country, it's likely the same where you are.

 

[Maxliam]

Wait. Did you just admit you're wearing panties, and they're twisted, and you insist on them being that way?

Yeah, duh, fag.

What part of “strictly confidential” “don’t share on kiwifarms” didn’t he understand? Null confirmed as a bad wingman.

One time I was chatting with hot babes online all day and me and Null went to this one chicks house. As soon as Chris Hansen popped out, Null ran out of there faster than a black man on father's day.

 

[papaya]

Getting medicated for all four takes a long time on top of that, unless you're in the UK or Canada or some other libtard country, it's likely the same where you are.

We're obviously talking about 'Murrica here, where as I stated, Planned Parenthood hands out HRT to literally anyone on the first visit ("informed consent") and the surgery is just a question of whether or not you can pay.

 

[Mason Verger]

One time I was chatting with hot babes online all day and me and Null went to this one chicks house. As soon as Chris Hansen popped out, Null ran out of there faster than a black man on father's day.

Yo that’s it.. I’m canceling my silver commemorative rape token order now.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Yo that’s it.. I’m canceling my silver commemorative rape token order now.

That just means null can hoard them.

 

[Mason Verger]

That just means null can hoard them.

You know..

The Jews paid Judas with a bag of silver coins too..

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

We're obviously talking about 'Murrica here, where as I stated, Planned Parenthood hands out HRT to literally anyone on the first visit ("informed consent") and the surgery is just a question of whether or not you can pay.

Actually, not where I am. You need a diagnosis, an appointment, a thorough analysis, and a lack of suicidal thoughts for over a year. Usually the informed consent is given a few appointments in.
Edit: As for surgery, it's different for FtMs and MtFs. For both, you need a lack of suicidal ideations for at least a year per surgical procedure, with Mastectomies for FtMs needing to come first, requiring at least a year of hormones straight, and SRS coming a year after that. MtFs have much less productive hormone use, but only need SRS with the same requirements as FtMs.

 

[Kirby]

i saw a chat log here where chris said that during sex barb had a brief moment of lucidity and started crying during the rape but he thought this was due to her being overwhelmed with joy

its been bothering me all day and for the people who arent aware of this, now its bothering you as well so enjoy

 

[Mr ?]

he isn't going to be sent to jail.
Worst case, he is sent to a psychiatric hospital and be there for some years till they convince him Sonichu isn't real and there is no dimensional merge.
Chris is, officially, disabled. Through the eyes of the state, he is mentality challenged and therefore, he won't be accountable for the shit he has done. He will be painted as a crazy person.
But fear not, you guys are being pessimistic. This can be the end yes... or, the beginning of something even grander.

in a way, his story is tragic. Im sure if even one event in his life didnt go as it went, he wouldnt have turned out like this. Truly a tragedy

 

[Pandarama]

in a way, his story is tragic. Im sure if even one event in his life didnt go as it went, he wouldnt have turned out like this. Truly a tragedy

I know it's not a productive thought, but I have wondered from time to time how things would have turned out if Barb died first and Bob was still with us. But I think as long as Chris had access to internet/malicious people like the Idea Guys it probably still would have turned out really bad. Bob should have cut down the internet for good.

 

[Maxliam]

i saw a chat log here where chris said that during sex barb had a brief moment of lucidity and started crying during the rape but he thought this was due to her being overwhelmed with joy

its been bothering me all day and for the people who arent aware of this, now its bothering you as well so enjoy

Seriously the fact he thinks having sex with his mother and then her crying what he thinks are tears of joy is just a reason he should be either committed for life or on death row.

 

[Big Merv]

Long time lurker, first time poster.
I've been watching this guy for a decade and after some reflection I'm not at all surprised it's come to this. We all knew he'd be put away for something eventually, he's always been a creep around women and never showed any signs of learning about boundaries or respecting authority. He's always indicated an attraction to Barbie-chan, it was just one of the many things that flew under the radar bc of the absurdity of literally every fucking thing that comes out of Chris' mouth.
What's really surprising and disturbing is just how much darker the abyss gets the more people dig into ILJ.
I thought it couldn't get worse than Chris raping his decrepit mother. I imagined things had reached their limits. I deluded myself. There are no limits.