[THREAD RETIRED] Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people - Original thread. Historical purposes only. Not updated. Refer to forum for current info/discussion.

[Cuckoman]

Chris is like cow jesus but instead of his sacrifice being nailed to a cross for three days, he nailed his mom every three days instead.

That would make Barb Jesus, and Chris bent duck would be SpearOfDestiny.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Bella has to be the A-Log that most closely resembles Chris.

Hates alcohol, hates bisexual people, shits herself, virgin with rage with noviophobia on an eternal love quest, autistic

The more we learn about her, the more she resembles Chris

Is this a sign of the merge?

In all my years of studying lolcows I have never seen one who was this close to being on Chris Chan levels, well besides JustinRPG.

 

[raw meat eater]

Bella has to be the A-Log that most closely resembles Chris.

Hates alcohol, hates bisexual people, shits herself, virgin with rage with noviophobia on an eternal love quest, autistic

The more we learn about her, the more she resembles Chris

Is this a sign of the merge?

Are we not all Chris Chan?
When you know everything about someone's total life experiences, down to minute detail, how different is that from actually living it? When does it stop being learning, and start being living? I think there's a Chris Chan in all of us.

 

[Angry Canadian]

Fuck it, I guess I wont be a lazy asshole. Censored cause I don't know if this bitch would post CP

If it's CP even censoring it isn't safe; and the comment about "anime vaginas" leads me to believe that it is CP.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

Hates alcohol, hates bisexual people, shits herself, virgin with rage with noviophobia on an eternal love quest, autistic

Ironic that she hates alcohol considering it's probably the only thing that makes her doable.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Does an uncleanness fetish exist or something? I'm struggling to understand the benefit of going so hard with telling people how absolutely foul and rancid you are

If it you look at people like Blowfly Girl, then yeah. ILJ probably just gets off to the filth and the smell. If it exists there is a fetish.

 

[Bird-Eating Deer]

So @Psychic Espeon aka Sean Psycho Walker is a fur fag and has mernterc/Luis sniffing his feet in the comments.

Grim.

Wait so all those jokes about Louis wanting to suck Bella's diseased toesies... May actually be true

 

[Sophia_orr]

Ironic that she hates alcohol considering it's probably the only thing that makes her doable.

I don't think even an utterly blackout piss drunk would be able to get anyone willing to get past the smell and shit stains.

 

[Basketball Jones]

R-right, in Minecraft. (Shit, forgot Bella's dad was a fed.)

Her dad is a candy-ass pussy who could shoot insurgents like a good yes-man, but couldn't confront the product of his loins and teach it basic human function. It's real easy to pull a trigger and end the life of someone you don't know and can barely see and there's less emotional involvement as opposed to stabbing someone. But apparently it's too difficult to deal with the aftermath of blasting your military grade autistic baby-batter into your now-ex-wife. He could encrypt the shit out of some German cellphones, but couldn't teach his daughter to not post her personal information on the Internet. Mike is a faggot and nothing to be afraid of. And if you doubt this claim, look at his daughter for proof.

You can be well-off financially and still be white trash. And that's what FedDaddy and his speshul sped-baby are; white trash.

[EDIT] typos

 

[Turbocuck]

Does an uncleanness fetish exist or something? I'm struggling to understand the benefit of going so hard with telling people how absolutely foul and rancid you are

Maybe she gets off on humiliating her orbiters with her own filth? Like, "I'm disgusting and you're still into me, look how pathetic you are"

Could also be a personality disorder thing, like "I'm totally revolting and they still like me, they'll definitely never leave"

Who knows though fam.

 

[I am Paggliaci]

Ironic that she hates alcohol considering it's probably the only thing that makes her doable.

No one would willingly touch that even if they had all the rum in the Caribbean at their disposal

 

[Nightmaremuffin]

This thread is going to space.

 

[Genetically Modified Fuck]

If it's CP even censoring it isn't safe; and the comment about "anime vaginas" leads me to believe that it is CP.

In that case, should I remove the post and burn this fucking ssd? It's entirely but a butthole and cooch, no context to say otherwise.

 

[Tangled Headphones]

If it you look at people like Blowfly Girl, then yeah. ILJ probably just gets off to the filth and the smell. If it exists there is a fetish.

Ah yes I had forgotten about that.

 

[Haumeapapillonfig]

In honor of our new cow, I've made her a Sonichu. It only felt right.
I tried to emulate some of Chris's design choices, but sadly I have no crayola.

Needs more grease

 

[Nobody Important]

Wait so all those jokes about Louis wanting to suck Bella's diseased toesies... May actually be true

 

[NiggerMoJenkins]

I hope everyone involved in this has their reputations and futures ruined. It would be funny if their future employers, neighbors, etc all knew about it. that sure would stink

 

[Genetically Modified Fuck]

Ironic that she hates alcohol considering it's probably the only thing that makes her doable.

I think she gets off on the idea of horrifying people sexually. She would hate the alchohol BECAUSE you would not have to experience her in your full sanity and cognizance.

 

[Nightmaremuffin]

Needs more grease

Aye i do like the heart tapped to the tail

 

[Spectre_06]

Her dad is a candy-ass pussy who could shoot insurgents like a good yes-man, but couldn't confront the product of his loins and teach it basic human function. It's real easy to pull a trigger and end the life of someone you don't know and can barely see and here's less emotional involvement as opposed to stabbing someone. But apparently it's too difficult to deal with the aftermath of blasting your military grade autistic baby-batter into your now-ex-wife. He could encrypt the shit out of some German cellphones, but couldn't teach his daughter to not post her personal information on the Internet. Mike is a faggot and nothing to be afraid of. And if you doubt this claim, look at his daughter for proof.

You can be well-off financially and still be white trash. And that's what FedDaddy and his speshul sped-baby are; white trash.

A lot of kids of constantly-deploying troops come out fucked up, because they are constantly moving from base to base every two or so years so they never make lasting friendships, and their parent(s) are away a lot of the time. If you think this kid is fucked, imagine the products that are coming out of high school in the next few years as they were born and raised during the height of two major conflicts. This girl will probably seem like Mother Teresa compared to them.