He's probably going through a whirlwind of asshurt coping with having to move back in with his family and play by their rules. When he comes back to Twitter I think we'll find out pretty quickly just how comfortable he is. Everything's up in the air right now and I'm unironically excited to see what comes next.
"Whirlwind of Asshurt" is the name of my new grindcore band.
Yeah, kind of undermines his point doesn't it?
Wrestle Wrestle! reference incoming:
DSP's literally better than Spoony on every level. He works and provides content for his fans. He owns property. He's married and his previous woman leaving barely fazed him. He can post and talk about things besides comic books and being depressed. He's physically healthier than Spoony's shrivelled vampiric vessel. He bamboozled the financial system into letting him off the hook for 100 grand while Spoony crawled into a hole and surrendered. He's played fighting games competitively while Spoony is scared shitless of being challenged in Tekken. Nobody has been able to stop him despite being subject to far more widespread mockery and trolling.
Noah's open contempt for all of the people, all of the time is hard to overlook.
Not only this, but if he had truly ridden the early youtube/patreon money train and kept producing some sort of content, he might have actually been close to paying off the house in full, or even been considering early retirement. (It's a LOT like the DSP situation where their mismanagement and reckless spending cost them financial security long term.)
It's sad how true this is. Spoony was once a golden boy commentator, and DSP was universally mocked. And yet flash forward ten plus years and guess who is successful.
And Phil has better hair.
Phil's most iconic streaming moment is literally jerking off and he recovered from it like it never happened. Spoony's most iconic streaming moment is having a seething, crying, teeth gnashing meltdown over being told he sucks, an event which threatens to (and often does) repeat itself literally every time he turns on OBS which he can't anymore because he's too physically and mentally feeble to even do low-effort streams. Phil is absolutely the alpha male of streaming. Sad!
"Chagrin", maybe.
That's a fast and loose definition of success, but I don't disagree. They both seem trapped in their own personal hells. One just has money and the other doesn't.
DSP’s life might objectively suck, but if you had to choose between the two, you’d pick DSP in a heartbeat.
If I had to choose between the two then I'd choose death.
No cheating. You take your damnation like a good boy.
