[THREAD RETIRED] Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people - Original thread. Historical purposes only. Not updated. Refer to forum for current info/discussion.

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So you can blame helicopter dad here for his daughter not knowing shit about how to deal with social media. In this world that's like purely abstinence-based sex "education." She'd still have been a psychopath but she might not have been so easy to fuck up.
I'm beginning to be dubious that he was protecting her from everything. He might have been throwing a cover there too. There's a lot we don't know.
She actually might have handlers. This might have been going on a long, long time.
so much to unpack here and I'm starting to feel it's impossible that she wasn't groomed.


You don't just wake up one morning like this.

ALSO, fwiw people who have incest fantasies do so because.........they're working through events that happened.
Not saying dad. Just saying. LIke who the fuck knows. You don't wake up one morning like this.
 
This girl is pure sociopath, I not sure she has what we would describe as human emotions. If you look at things like her voice, the animal killing, the need for control, the constant manipulation, preying on the vulnerable, the pathological and sometimes even non-sensical lying. This is a different breed of crazy we usually see. Most of ladies we see on here are a desperate and sometimes bordering on criminally insane need for attention but Bella is by far the most outlandish individual I've seen documented.
Again, she isn't some retarded sociopath.
She throws people under the bus way too often to do that, that implies she has a sense of self-preservation and guilt. Whish ASPD people do not have in any way whatsoever.
 
I do have to agree with what people are saying that she will just mold her personality to what will best click certain things in people's brains to get them trying to hound after her. Seen it quite a few times myself, and she has the bonus of being a woman so it makes it easier to just snag in males because some just love to think with their dick than their actual brain.

She more than likely can flip her personality on and off like a switch when interacting with other people to make herself seem innocent. I wouldn't be surprised if she acts completely differently in front of her father. and then change the personality right after for her "lmao xd edgy humour" friends. But I have no doubt on my end, Still unhygienic as fuck though and that's disgusting learn what soap is ya shroom.
 
Like Chris, she's an adult. She should know better.
Makes me wonder how the fuck she decided to major in what she is.

Like did she pull some low tier ops and decide she's a master and needs to make a career out of it?

With her parents, it also seems possible this was a path she was pushed towards (or one of several "acceptable" options knowing how some parents are).

Regardless, any adult, no matter how fuckin sheltered, is perfectly capable of making an effort to learn how things work as soon as they get access to Google. She shouldn't have pozloaded my neghole in the first place but it probably would have taken like 15 minutes of good research to properly cover her tracks.

People like her will willingly continue to be ignorant despite having a miracle device with basically all of humanity's knowledge and then act like the smartest person in the room. Its absolute gold tbh, too busy learning how to be a 4chan edge lord to learn a damn thing
 
Again, she isn't some retarded sociopath.
She throws people under the bus way too often to do that, that implies she has a sense of self-preservation and guilt. Whish ASPD people do not have in any way whatsoever.
She called herself (and her father) a psychopath, which is a different thing.
 
Did I read a few hundred posts back that Ms Fungal-Funbags said her parents took drugs? Not a big deal I know, except her mom in an airline pilot and if IRC the chemical mentioned of LSD.

I honestly didn't think anything could make this thread better, but a crossover with Air Crash Investigations would be something.
Doesn't she lie about everything though? But I suppose you need drugs to put up with this cunt.
 
You say “no PL”. You sound like you know a bit. Tell me, what are your thoughts on the cynical, anti government position some have here of Mike and his lady just Making this all go away and setting his kid up with a government job because Isabella Loretta Janke has the apparently perfect skills needed to be an operative for (insert agency here) and will have seemingly carte Blanche to go after anyone deemed an enemy of the state?
No PL but I will give you my true and honest thoughts.
I think it's overly cynical. I don't think Bella will be getting an alphabetical government job, but it's very likely she'll be wrangled into a contractor job at one of her father's companies so she doesn't have to embarrass herself. Her father being smart will see this coming, and owning a company is (historically) ideal for familial tard wrangling (how many of us knew doofuses that now work for their father's company?). She'll probably be swiftly promoted into incompetence and therefore continue to generally wreak havoc. Her dad will ignore it until it starts costing him money/reputation, remember I postulate he has a BIG ego. It's possible she gets into real trouble here in 'the real world' i.e. after university.
This kind of corporate parachuting happens all the time, and much more frequently than 'black hawks over TTU'.

Glowy alphabet jobs are extremely competitive due to the power, prestige, gravy train etc. An actual pants-shitting cat faeces-obsessed stinky retard will be quickly ID'd and binned off, regardless (or even in spite) of connections. She wouldn't pass the medical for one, but either way the attrition rates are HIGH. There's plenty of other 'rich and powerful' people's kids vying for those same positions, that do actually have the requisite skills to succeed. She won't be able to fit in with the high career trajectory types if she can't even fit in with normies at university. Remember the government/military runs on conformity, the intake process is designed to sift out the wildcards and defectives, and if it misses them there are ways to eject them later.
Seeing as her parents are ex-government no-one in the current posts will give a flying fuck about some old SEAL dude's daughters antics, the motto 'don't pozload my neghole' is quite apt.

But on the flip side this can be made to all go away in many different ways before needing to call in your dad's 'CIA favours' etc. The primary culprit will be the university admin. It's that old HR cliché, they're not there to help you, they're there to protect the university.

tl;dr
1) People been watching too many films.
2) He's not the cigarette smoking man.
3) Rich people 'getting away with it' is part of the culture war.
4) Psycho = ideal for CIA is unrealistic.

EDIT: Forgot to mention, based on his 'operator status' image it's more likely he was 'rank and file' special forces, one of ultimately thousands, not senior leadership. You find the career military guys are a lot more chilled about the whole 'looking like a badass' angle of their service. Their status comes from seniority/responsibility. He's now senior leadership in his companies, which makes the 'cock of the walk' image I referred to earlier ill-placed.
What are the odds something like this has a fiery and explosive conclusion, whether Bella doing something heinous or the other students taking matters into their own hands because they feel the school administration didn’t do enough?
'Fiery and explosive conclusion' sounds like just another Tuesday in the bigger picture (in Minecraft).
Ultimately the students need to contact the police, not school admin. It boggles my mind that these kids are being trapped in these situations by bureaucracy. They're being let down, badly.

In the chats, she complains to Louis (who seems to have well-off parents) about having to work, and about her credit card being maxed out. I think that there's a good possibility that her dad sees her little more than a deranged walking fuck trophy, and her college tuition as paid babysitting somewhere he doesn't have to pay attention to her.
Looking at Bella's biomom it's quite possible that's exactly what Bella is. Plenty of dude's have nutted in what they thought was their 'best shot', or were punching above their weight.
 
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This thread is such voluminous shit full of retards I have absolute contempt for.

I asked people to report thirstposts and you people can't even do that for me so there's no point trying to moderate this.

No federal prosecutor gets enough to shift through 900 pages of extremely low IQ individuals saying dumb shit over and over again so whatever intentions you guys had for this thread is completely hopeless.
 
I do have to agree with what people are saying that she will just mold her personality to what will best click certain things in people's brains
Bingo. People with her kind of personality issues are great at this and it's not really an intelligence thing so doesn't matter that she's dumb. People like this have an incredible instinct for it. Even when I was talking to her she was changing it up and searching for sympathy and trying to get inside my head.
 
Bella must know her discussions with Louis has leaked now and she might accuse him of it given he already did before
 
She called herself (and her father) a psychopath, which is a different thing.
Not really, the DSM-V lumped all that shit together into one thing - ASPD. Since it doesn't really matter where the faggotry came from in the first place, they're all faggots.
It makes sense if you've been to mental wards enough, ILidfgaf is not some magic fairy with no emotions that is totally a genius or whatever hollywood rendition you guys keep drumming up.
It's almost as bad as the tittysimps.
 
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