Chris has been arrested

[Eggman's Ghost]

Straight guy who has never been in jail question (autism alert?):

Do fat ugly older guys get raped -- in anything other than a "welcome to jail we hate you weirdo" kind of sense--or turned into sex slaves in prison? I had a bartender once many years back who was contemplating a possible short stint (who had done time a couple of times prior) tell me he was too old to have to worry about that sort of thing they went after the younger guys. And I mean even the horniest of gay guys isn't going to fuck just anything right?

Does a long prison term REALLY make CChan look sexy, or is this a case when (probably contrary to the usual feminist prattle) rape actually IS about power not sex?

No, they're just memeing. There are actually hot fit guys in jail, no one will be raping Chris. Best we can hope for is he gets his ass beat daily for being an insufferable autist

 

[Fapcop]

I too just called the jail, and according to the kind officer answering the phone, Chris spent most of his time screaming, yelling, banging at the walls and flinging feces like an autistic ape.

He only calmed down after having been given LEGOs and Crayola markers and paper.

Apparently the prosecutor pulled some strings to make or possible.

Since most of the drawings are of Sonichu and Magichan engaging in sexual activities with Barb, half of them are given to the prosecutor, and Chris is selling the other half to the other inmates for candy and snacks from the commissary.


This is TRUE AND HONEST content, I swear by the cure of autism. (If I had one.)

 

[Maxliam]

No, they're just memeing. There are actually hot fit guys in jail, no one will be raping Chris. Best we can hope for is he gets his ass beat daily for being an insufferable autist

Nogs like fat girls, chrissy has tits and is white. Blacks lack good taste in women so he'll probably attract them.

 

[SlipNHonk]

Virginia isn't the bible belt at all, it's mostly blue leaning suburbs. That said they won't be too lenient on a sex offender like Chris.

West Virginia on the other hand is pretty much the most rural conservative place in the country, but Chris doesn't go over there.

Lol only if you live in the Northeast DC corridor or Richmond. Go a little west around Winchester all the way down the Shenandoah Valley to the southwestern corridor and its a lot different. I will say though that Virginia has rapidly changed over the past 20 years, even places like Winchesters actual city has shifted blue (all of its metro area is still heavily conservative) thanks to DC metro diaspora looking for cheaper housing to commute from.

 

[Constellationzero]

Straight guy who has never been in jail question (autism alert?):

Do fat ugly older guys get raped -- in anything other than a "welcome to jail we hate you weirdo" kind of sense--or turned into sex slaves in prison? I had a bartender once many years back who was contemplating a possible short stint (who had done time a couple of times prior) tell me he was too old to have to worry about that sort of thing they went after the younger guys. And I mean even the horniest of gay guys isn't going to fuck just anything right?

Does a long prison term REALLY make CChan look sexy, or is this a case when (probably contrary to the usual feminist prattle) rape actually IS about power not sex?

Gay woman who has never been to prison: If the stuff that happens in Fish by T.J. Parsell are anything to go by...yes. And Chris just might be earning zoo zoos and wham whams for Boosie, Dayquan, and Tyrone.

Plus, I have been told...similar things (Thomas Boggs) go on depending on the prison and region of US you're in.

 

[jellodino]

i saw a chat log here where chris said that during sex barb had a brief moment of lucidity and started crying during the rape but he thought this was due to her being overwhelmed with joy

its been bothering me all day and for the people who arent aware of this, now its bothering you as well so enjoy

I pray that this isn't real. That poor woman holy shit

 

[Dread First]

Straight guy who has never been in jail question (autism alert?):

Do fat ugly older guys get raped -- in anything other than a "welcome to jail we hate you weirdo" kind of sense--or turned into sex slaves in prison? I had a bartender once many years back who was contemplating a possible short stint (who had done time a couple of times prior) tell me he was too old to have to worry about that sort of thing they went after the younger guys. And I mean even the horniest of gay guys isn't going to fuck just anything right?

Does a long prison term REALLY make CChan look sexy, or is this a case when (probably contrary to the usual feminist prattle) rape actually IS about power not sex?

There are a lot of ex-cons on YouTube like AfterPrisonShow and Larry Lawton who've talked about this subject in extensive detail. The long and the short of it is: it depends on what prison you get sent to.

High-security (along with maximum and supermax) prisons are where most of these stereotypes and urban legends come from. Basically, if you're sentenced to life and you're in a high-security (or upward) prison, no one's gonna give a shit if you get a violation or another charge. What else can they do to you? You're in there for life. Might as well kill a motherfucker, shank him, rape him, or whatever. You're already a hardened criminal left to rot in a box for the rest of your life, nothing can stop you.

The nature of Chris's offense is morally reprehensible and extremely disgusting. Most seasoned prison inmates in high-security (or upward) prisons would jump at the chance to play Kick the Autistic IRL. However, Chris did not commit any violent offense that would warrant him being sent to a high or even a medium-security prison. He's an autistic manchild who's so fucking incompetent that the only danger he poses is to himself.

In the case of sex offenders and how they get sentenced, it's all based on the nature of the crime that they committed. A lot of paedophiles and rapists often end up in low-to-medium security prisons and there are a lot of rules in place to protect SOs from other inmates, right down to being placed in Specialised Housing Units (i.e. solitary) to avoid as much unnecessary contact with the other inmates.

If an inmate in a low-to-medium security prison does commit a "crime" against an SO in prison, the penalties are often extremely severe. Films like Oz were true once upon a time, but that's no longer the case.

Fun fact: if Chris serves the longest possible time in prison (i.e. 10 years), there's a high chance that he'll end up in civil commitment after his prison term is over. Basically, he'll have to prove to a committee that he's not liable to commit another sex crime. Considering how extensive Chris's history is? That's a long shot. It's most likely gonna be a life sentence for Chris one way or the other.

 

[Morally Reprehensive]

All the weird Chris Chan rape fantasies in this thread aside, sex is incredibly important to Chris, as evident by the fact that he changed his gender, tried to become a prostitute, and…yknow, fucked his mom. I don’t picture him getting raped, but I would not doubt about him trying to come on to a boyfriend free lady guard or openly jacking off in front of his cell mates with zero fucks given.

 

[Son of Odin]

Virginia isn't the bible belt at all, it's mostly blue leaning suburbs.

Depends on what part, that's true for NoVA and the immediate vicinity of Richmond but definitely not for the central and southwestern parts of the state, those places are still blood red. The eastern part is red-leaning but not so much "bible belt" as heavy military presence. The rest of what you said is true though.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

While Chris lives in a red county he's closer to the north than the southwestern corner. It's not that relevant to his case.

 

[Josterman]

There are a lot of ex-cons on YouTube like AfterPrisonShow and Larry Lawton who've talked about this subject in extensive detail. The long and the short of it is: it depends on what prison you get sent to.

High-security (along with maximum and supermax) prisons are where most of these stereotypes and urban legends come from. Basically, if you're sentenced to life and you're in a high-security (or upward) prison, no one's gonna give a shit if you get a violation or another charge. What else can they do to you? You're in there for life. Might as well kill a motherfucker, shank him, rape him, or whatever. You're already a hardened criminal left to rot in a box for the rest of your life, nothing can stop you.

The nature of Chris's offense is morally reprehensible and extremely disgusting. Most seasoned prison inmates in high-security (or upward) prisons would jump at the chance to play Kick the Autistic IRL. However, Chris did not commit any violent offense that would warrant him being sent to a high or even a medium-security prison. He's an autistic manchild who's so fucking incompetent that the only danger he poses is to himself.

In the case of sex offenders and how they get sentenced, it's all based on the nature of the crime that they committed. A lot of paedophiles and rapists often end up in low-to-medium security prisons and there are a lot of rules in place to protect SOs from other inmates, right down to being placed in Specialised Housing Units (i.e. solitary) to avoid as much unnecessary contact with the other inmates.

If an inmate in a low-to-medium security prison does commit a "crime" against an SO in prison, the penalties are often extremely severe. Films like Oz were true once upon a time, but that's no longer the case.

Fun fact: if Chris serves the longest possible time in prison (i.e. 10 years), there's a high chance that he'll end up in civil commitment after his prison term is over. Basically, he'll have to prove to a committee that he's not liable to commit another sex crime. Considering how extensive Chris's history is? That's a long shot. It's most likely gonna be a life sentence for Chris one way or the other.

And Chris don’t forget is not going to last long in prison because if the inmates found out who he was and what he did its going to be a dumpster fire he is either going end up like Jeffery dalhmer or getting epsteined

 

[Dread First]

And Chris don’t forget is not going to last long in prison because if the inmates found out who he was and what he did its going to be a dumpster fire he is either going end up like Jeffery dalhmer or getting epsteined

No, he won't. He's most likely going to end up in a low-to-medium security prison, probably in an SHU. If he does interact with genpop, odds are that other inmates won't lay a finger on him for various reasons

• Chris has piss-poor hygiene and even if he does end up abiding by the bare minimum necessary to clean and groom himself, he's still going to be a disgusting person to interact with. Remember his incontinence? Shitting yourself in public will definitely be fun.
  
  
• Chris has spent his entire life living in an autistic hive of disease and pestilence. Odds are that he probably has MRSA or some other nasty shit like that. Inmates already have piss-poor health, they don't need additional factors like that.

 

[Josterman]

No, he won't. He's most likely going to end up in a low-to-medium security prison, probably in an SHU. If he does interact with genpop, odds are that other inmates won't lay a finger on him for various reasons

• Chris has piss-poor hygiene and even if he does end up abiding by the bare minimum necessary to clean and groom himself, he's still going to be a disgusting person to interact with. Don't forget that he take that shit seriously.
  
  
• Chris has spent his entire life living in an autistic hive of disease and pestilence. Odds are that he probably has MRSA or some other nasty shit like that. Inmates already have piss-poor health, they don't need additional factors like that.

So basically nature’s weapon aka bacteria is going to do what only the deranged people like Bella only fantazied about doing that’s gross and Chris is doing all by himself but what if Chris gets dragged to the showers what then?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

i saw a chat log here where chris said that during sex barb had a brief moment of lucidity and started crying during the rape but he thought this was due to her being overwhelmed with joy

its been bothering me all day and for the people who arent aware of this, now its bothering you as well so enjoy

If you are talking about BDSM texts, then I've got good news from ILJ thread:

The "BDSM texts" are confirmed fake by professional image analysis (more) and the tapes plus examples of "Kelly" and Bella's voices proved to have the same female voice by professional audio analysis. Everyone is sending their best for this thread at that point.

The rest is real though.

 

[Kacho]

Straight guy who has never been in jail question (autism alert?):

Do fat ugly older guys get raped -- in anything other than a "welcome to jail we hate you weirdo" kind of sense--or turned into sex slaves in prison? I had a bartender once many years back who was contemplating a possible short stint (who had done time a couple of times prior) tell me he was too old to have to worry about that sort of thing they went after the younger guys. And I mean even the horniest of gay guys isn't going to fuck just anything right?

Does a long prison term REALLY make CChan look sexy, or is this a case when (probably contrary to the usual feminist prattle) rape actually IS about power not sex?

The main thing that happens to weak/older guys in prison is theft/extortion. They can't or won't defend themselves and tend to have more money/stuff.

The peril for Chris in prison would be people knowing he raped his elderly mother (and they will know), not his age or physical shape. People who rape and/or kill children get beaten and raped in prison, prison justice for their crimes. That's what rape is about inside. It's about power and humiliation, not sexual pleasure. No one wants to fuck Chris. There's a huge culture of consensual gay relationships in prison. Lots of fit good looking guys who become 'boys' ie. women for the other inmates. This makes the whole debate over whether transgendered men should be in prison with other men kind of funny because the ones who are seriously trans want to be there, because if they have to be locked up they want men to date. It's easy to get laid in prison without resorting to a nasty dumpy specimen like Chris.

If Chris got violated inside, it would definitely be in response to the fact he violated Barb.

 

[Faggitory]

Because they dug their own grave when they posited the idea that anyone can be a tranny just by saying so.

I think everything needs a degree of gatekeeping. There's always assholes that'll latch on to whatever movement to make their own lives easier, like that chick that pretended to be black and actually got a lot of grants/money there for black people. Rachel something, I think. Just like her, you have actual perverts trying to slide into the LGBTQ, and while pedophiles are turned away, people like Chris and can just say "I'm trans" and will be allowed to mingle with potential victims.

I don't know, maybe I have a soft spot for trannies. Like looking into a mirror and feeling like you were born into the wrong body has got to be rough, but even I have to admit that they're making their own bed by allowing perverts to fly under their banner.

 

[Moppo.]

i saw a chat log here where chris said that during sex barb had a brief moment of lucidity and started crying during the rape but he thought this was due to her being overwhelmed with joy

its been bothering me all day and for the people who arent aware of this, now its bothering you as well so enjoy

Can I get a link to this chat log?

 

[Maxliam]

The main thing that happens to weak/older guys in prison is theft/extortion. They can't or won't defend themselves and tend to have more money/stuff.

The peril for Chris in prison would be people knowing he raped his elderly mother (and they will know), not his age or physical shape. People who rape and/or kill children get beaten and raped in prison, prison justice for their crimes. That's what rape is about inside. It's about power and humiliation, not sexual pleasure. No one wants to fuck Chris. There's a huge culture of consensual gay relationships in prison. Lots of fit good looking guys who become 'boys' ie. women for the other inmates. This makes the whole debate over whether transgendered men should be in prison with other men kind of funny because the ones who are seriously trans want to be there, because if they have to be locked up they want men to date. It's easy to get laid in prison without resorting to a nasty dumpy specimen like Chris.

If Chris got violated inside, it would definitely be in response to the fact he violated Barb.

My lame joking aside, this is true. Rapists and kid touches and other skin beefs are looked down upon. Most likely he'llend up I solitary like that kid on lockdown who tried to rape a girl in a bathroom. The video on YouTube is called like "when v goes to prison" and the guy is basically Chris chan except into Naruto.

Chris cellmate, if he gets one, will probably just extort him for protection. Or beat his ass for being annoying.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

No, he won't. He's most likely going to end up in a low-to-medium security prison, probably in an SHU. If he does interact with genpop, odds are that other inmates won't lay a finger on him for various reasons

• Chris has piss-poor hygiene and even if he does end up abiding by the bare minimum necessary to clean and groom himself, he's still going to be a disgusting person to interact with. Remember his incontinence? Shitting yourself in public will definitely be fun.
  
  
• Chris has spent his entire life living in an autistic hive of disease and pestilence. Odds are that he probably has MRSA or some other nasty shit like that. Inmates already have piss-poor health, they don't need additional factors like that.

Even if they know his crime? What about taking away his food, money or stuff, because let's be honest someone is gonna sent him some? What if he's gonna snitch for a donut and a cola?

 

[AnOminous]

If an inmate in a low-to-medium security prison does commit a "crime" against an SO in prison, the penalties are often extremely severe. Films like Oz were true once upon a time, but that's no longer the case.

It's bad PR if your prison you operate is a rape and murder den. Also even if you're a lifer, they can still put you in a Supermax where instead of just being in a cell for life, you're basically in a coffin for life.

What if he's gonna snitch for a donut and a cola?

If you think they hate chomos, snitches are the lowest of the low. If he's both he's going to see what some Bubbas and Tyrones can do with a few sharpened toothbrushes. Much more likely he just gets smacked around until he shuts the fuck up though.