Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

The Kellers have confirmed that Priscilla suffered a TBI at some point in early childhood, perhaps during birth. Priscilla is, in my opinion, not legally able to consent to marriage or sex, and is demonstrably illiterate. She is a sweet girl, and I think that she does seem to take adequate care of her kids with David's help, but it is a not-uncommon fundie belief that her genes are fine (she is in fact quite conventionally attractive), she is able to reproduce and keep sweet and be the ultimate helpmeet, so what is the issue?

Similarly Jill is having trouble marrying off the Rodlets not just because they are all clearly malnourished, abused and under-educated, but because David and a few of the boys have Fragile-X syndrome. Now, people with Fragile-X exist on a spectrum of disability and many live "normal" lives, but each and every Rod is damaged goods in Fundie Eugenics World. Think about how conventionally attractive her daughters and a few of the boys are, and how much Jill pimps them out. Not a lot of takers, and not just because Jill is a nightmare to deal with.
I am not sure where you got that information about Fragile X syndrome but it is wrong. Full Fragile X syndrome in males is absolutely debilitating. It does affect some males more than others but no male with a full Fragile X mutation is out there living a normal life.

Maybe you are mixing it up with being a carrier for Fragile X without the full mutation or women with full fragile X (who are often close to 'normal' due to having another X chromosome that can pick up the slack)

Also, please think this phrase through: "David and a few of the boys have Fragile-X syndrome"

How exactly would David pass on Fragile X to his sons? Fathers only pass on a Y chromosome to male children.
 
But I digress! David Rodurigues has fragile X, and several of his boys as well (and presumably the girls as well, though symptoms are less for females)? That's poison in the funie well.
Yooooooo, once you said this, it clicked. I always knew there was something off about David and he 100% fits the physical symptoms of fragile x.
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This is a child with fragile x.
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This is David.
 
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Or maybe he just has big ears.

I'm still trying to figure out exactly how everyone thinks David would have passed on Fragile X to his male children. Unless he is a closet transman and the boys were conceived with his donated eggs and a sperm donor.
WE may understand this concept, but a third-generation home schooled moron with their own retardation will not.
 
Or maybe he just has big ears.

I'm still trying to figure out exactly how everyone thinks David would have passed on Fragile X to his male children. Unless he is a closet transman and the boys were conceived with his donated eggs and a sperm donor.
Fair, he wouldn’t pass it to his sons. However that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have it. The flat, broad forehead, enlarged head and cross bite/fucked up jaw are seen in people with fragile x, along with the big ears. He could pass it down to his daughters, though and I wouldn’t doubt a couple of the younger girls have it.
 
I'm still trying to figure out exactly how everyone thinks David would have passed on Fragile X to his male children. Unless he is a closet transman and the boys were conceived with his donated eggs and a sperm donor.

aside from this, I think their upbringing is to blame. Except for Janessa who did have a stroke in utero and is missing a corpus callosum

give any kid an access to education and they’ll succeed. Even legitimate tards can learn life skills. Obviously Jill and Shrek didn’t care, they probably though school was bad because “worldly kids” went there.
 
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I am not sure where you got that information about Fragile X syndrome but it is wrong. Full Fragile X syndrome in males is absolutely debilitating. It does affect some males more than others but no male with a full Fragile X mutation is out there living a normal life.

Maybe you are mixing it up with being a carrier for Fragile X without the full mutation or women with full fragile X (who are often close to 'normal' due to having another X chromosome that can pick up the slack)

Also, please think this phrase through: "David and a few of the boys have Fragile-X syndrome"

How exactly would David pass on Fragile X to his sons? Fathers only pass on a Y chromosome to male children.
I'm not going to powerlevel, but this is incorrect. Fragile-X is on a spectrum and is often comorbid, however, many people with Fragile-X have normal or near normal IQs, have jobs, driver's licenses, mortgages, etc. Many people with Fragile-X also do have very high needs and are dx with comorbid conditions that require lifelong care. You can think of it like the spectrum of Autism, or even DS. Some people with DS are nonverbal and have very obvious physical and intellectual markers. Some people with, for example, mosaic DS live on their own and do not have the facial features associated with DS. Some people with mosaic DS may never even know they have it, especially in low SES areas.

When it comes to Fragile-X, heritability is more complex than the punnit square from 8th grade science you have in your mind. I suspect Jill is a carrier or partial carrier. Please check out https://fragilex.org/understanding-fragile-x/fragile-x-101/ and note exactly how common the condition is.

David without any doubt has Fragile-X, and very likely Gabe as well. Some of the other boys and girls may also be affected.

If you have any additional questions about Fragile-X specifically, don't hesitate to ask.
 
One day after Tim rushed halfway across the country upon mama's demand, Jill announces that they have departed from their grifted vacation house on an island in the gulf coast.

Do we want to go full autism and find the church, island and house for historic purposes?
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The fragile X stuff is interesting, but I feel like its equally likely shrek is just el goblino by being naturally ugly without any other syndromes. What was his upbringing like? I remember Jill was a product of fundie homeschooling but where did el creaturo come from?
 
Regarding the FXS speculation, has this actually been said anywhere or is it kiwi-theorizing? FXS is a spectrum, but it skews very low, and it would be case-study remarkable for a family to have, what, five members who are all at its highest-functioning levels. I see what people are saying about the phenotypes, but stuff like "narrow face" and "prominent ears" gets pretty exaggerated anyway when you're a skelly.
 
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Jill is still dribbling out tiny milk squirts as they try to stay one step ahead of the Ohio and West Virginia DCFS.

Jill explains how a family with a dozen retarded children can't go wrong by keeping guns about. Take that, atheists!
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They grifted a vacation home with a pool and Jill really, really wants you to know that.
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Jill dragged her starving-and-pregnant daughter to the grocery store so she can pretend Nurie is still her devoted number one personal assistant (and you know Jill forgot her wallet so Nurie could pay). As a married woman, Nurie is now permitted her own ice cream cone but is too terrified to eat it.
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Jill decided it would be super duper fun to make Phillip recite Bible verses for his 18th birthday while mama does laundry at the trailer park. Amazingly, his Rodurigues accent seems to have calmed down - unlike Tim, his voice lowered and he doesn't sound gay, or too retarded. Run away, Phillip!
 
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We're back!

Jill is still dribbling out tiny milk squirts as they try to stay one step ahead of the Ohio and West Virginia DCFS.

Jill explains how a family with a dozen retarded children can't go wrong by keeping guns about. Take that, atheists!
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They grifted a vacation home with a pool and Jill really, really wants you to know that.
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Jill dragged her starving-and-pregnant daughter to the grocery store so she can pretend Nurie is still her devoted number one personal assistant (and you know Jill forgot her wallet so Nurie could pay). As a married woman, Nurie is now permitted her own ice cream cone but is too terrified to eat it.
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Jill decided it would be super duper fun to make Phillip recite Bible verses for his 18th birthday while mama does laundry at the trailer park. Amazingly, his Rodurigues accent seems to have calmed down - unlike Tim, his voice lowered and he doesn't sound gay, or too retarded. Run away, Phillip!
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Is that enough food for a whole week with how many people on this trip? 16?
 
Jill explains how a family with a dozen retarded children can't go wrong by keeping guns about. Take that, atheists
I'm shocked that none of the kids have not accidentally shot another while playing with a firearm. Jill doesn't seem very... safe, and given that she barely taught them how to read, I can't imagine she taught them proper firearm handling. Children accidentally shooting each other while playing with a firearm tragically isn't that uncommon. There wasn't a gun safe in that rowdy van, was there?
 
Is that enough food for a whole week with how many people on this trip? 16?
For Jill? Sure, that's enough for her, Janessa, and David; Nurie and Nathan will need to feed themselves as punishment for Nurie leaving. The rest of the kids will be fine with whatever is left, they always are!

For 16 normal people, she's got enough food for maybe 2-3 days if they're vigilantly meal planning. And it does not look like she went in with any plan whatsoever.

I'm shocked that none of the kids have not accidentally shot another while playing with a firearm. Jill doesn't seem very... safe, and given that she barely taught them how to read, I can't imagine she taught them proper firearm handling. Children accidentally shooting each other while playing with a firearm tragically isn't that uncommon. There wasn't a gun safe in that rowdy van, was there?
Gun safes? JESUS is their gun safe, ya goof. Try having this thing called FAITH.

There are at least three baby cages and zero gun safes aboard their death trap RV.
 
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