Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Vi0l3t]

Random black dude shes never met. She does this often, acts like she knows someone who died. (Edit, the casket is fucking hilarious.)


Bentley definitely looks just like his daddy!


That's why you only attract addicted homeless men.


Our king Michael is living it up at the hotel California. Looks so nasty and dirty.


What do you think? Serious redneck or happy farm boy?

 

[Trombonista]

Campfire ramen anyone?

0/10 it's not even curry ramen.

 

[retard strength]

I am enjoying Micheal and the way he crams milk sidways into the mini fridge, having to pull out the lunch meat and hot dogs so they don't all avalanche onto the dirty motel floor.

A working man with a fulll mini fridge, beers, and goofy hats... the ultimate catch. Arkansas King.

 

[Jeep1971]

Holy fucking shit. Every time one of you stumble onto another WTAF Sammieverse character, it renews my sense that life is worth living. How could a person ever be bored as long as these people exist and have public FB profiles?


Nothing sexual!

They are like a hoodrat white trash soap opera.

 

[Vi0l3t]

No one understands what you go through? Lmfao how about your fucking kids who dont have their mom or dad around? How about your aging mother who should be enjoying being a grandma and not a parent? Grow the fuck up of course nobody cares you dont give a shit about anyone elsel


Hes not your fucking "cuzn".

 

[Picklechu]

Idea: Super Smash Bros., but members of the Sammieverse are fighters. Power-ups can include the plastic fetus, the Big Knife, and heroin. The ER, a nasty motel, and Walmart can be some of the stages.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Everything Sammie writes has this weird other-worldly feel, like it's the generated speech of some uber redneck AI. None of it seems to relate at all to her actual life in any way.

 

[Jeep1971]

They are like a hoodrat white trash soap opera.

If any of the Sammieverse had actual jobs and lives, they would not have time for all their drama.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Michael must be Arkansas Andy Kaufman.

Deep performance art is the only thing that makes sense.

 

[Vi0l3t]

More miscarriage larp. Where is poor printhas? And weezy?


Larping as Clarence again. Lucy is not Clarences lmfao.


Ol Michael has another knife photo. Enjoy this Facebook live video, where he randomly downs a beer after saying "the day I quit drinking is the day you stop sucking dick, never"
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=304649918116743&id=100057152111039

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

More miscarriage larp. Where is poor printhas? And weezy?
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Larping as Clarence again. Lucy is not Clarences lmfao.
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Ol Michael has another knife photo. Enjoy this Facebook live video, where he randomly downs a beer after saying "the day I quit drinking is the day you stop sucking dick, never"
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=304649918116743&id=100057152111039
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I live for Knife is big. I literally cannot stop laughing right now.

What is this guy's major malfunction that makes him display all these knife pictures? Does he really think that's going to bring the hotties? He's not bad looking, especially for the Sammieverse, but he's definitely tard-y and I can see him on the news "...and then he turned the gun on himself..."

 

[Vi0l3t]

I live for Knife is big. I literally cannot stop laughing right now.

What is this guy's major malfunction that makes him display all these knife pictures? Does he really think that's going to bring the hotties? He's not bad looking, especially for the Sammieverse, but he's definitely tard-y and I can see him on the news "...and then he turned the gun on himself..."

He repeats a lot of posts.

1. He always posts his number.
2. Photos himself or his cart in Walmart.
3. Photos of himself eating or his food.
4. His alcohol or cigarettes, or drinking and smoking.
5. Him riding his bike.
6. His random phone updated info.
7. Wanting a gf or about his current gf.
8. Knife big

 

[Retired Junta Member]

What is this guy's major malfunction that makes him display all these knife pictures?

Could it be Asperger? He doesn’t seem to be precisely slow (like Sammie) but just overplaying what the local culture considers “real men attributes”: weapons, cash, driving.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Could it be Asperger? He doesn’t seem to be precisely slow (like Sammie) but just overplaying what the local culture considers “real men attributes”: weapons, cash, driving.

It's something, that's for sure.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Ole Michael I think is the perfect storm of low average intellect, unstable upbringing, bad genetics, low to no schooling, and a good amount of anger towards himself and others.
He’s got some sort of personality disorder, but if dude was actually a sped they wouldn’t have let him in the army.

Honestly they love guys like Michael in the army: stupid enough to follow orders without questioning, from a poor as shit area, and aggressive enough to enjoy doing what he’s required to do. The perfect grunt, he sure wasn’t in a desk job because that requires too many neurons.

 

[Stornoway]

It's something, that's for sure.

It's like KingCobra's lost brother, that's what up.

I would consider making a thread for him but he doesn't seem to interact much with the world, he does have the lolcow's trait of oversharing his life though.

 

[Compulsory Games]

Nooooo, Renee, what are you doing?! John Tonka is going to be very unhappy about this.

He repeats a lot of posts.

1. He always posts his number.
2. Photos himself or his cart in Walmart.
3. Photos of himself eating or his food.
4. His alcohol or cigarettes, or drinking and smoking.
5. Him riding his bike.
6. His random phone updated info.
7. Wanting a gf or about his current gf.
8. Knife big

The phone stuff is really baffling. I can at least kind of understand the motivation behind all the other retarded posts, but why would you put this on your fb? Is this what American badasses do? Let everyone know that their phone's software is up to date?

There's something really brain tumory about all of it.

 

[Snack Cracker]

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Nooooo, Renee, what are you doing?! John Tonka is going to be very unhappy about this.


The phone stuff is really baffling. I can at least kind of understand the motivation behind all the other retarded posts, but why would you put this on your fb? Is this what American badasses do? Let everyone know that their phone's software is up to date?
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There's something really brain tumory about all of it.
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In my whole Yankee Doodle life I have never seen someone post a screenshot of a software update- my interpretation is he’s proud that he was able to successfully install it and that he’s a technological wizard for having the latest update so COME ON IN LADIES.

Oh Renee. This woman legit wants to get murder-suicided but that’s on her since she could be living the boat life with John Tonka and a new (nothing sexual) Gambian son.

All of the women he’s been involved with have to be practically brain dead or something because even on the internet he radiates major danger vibes to most women.

 

[Jeep1971]

I live for Knife is big. I literally cannot stop laughing right now.

What is this guy's major malfunction that makes him display all these knife pictures? Does he really think that's going to bring the hotties? He's not bad looking, especially for the Sammieverse, but he's definitely tard-y and I can see him on the news "...and then he turned the gun on himself..."

"Something,something, cheese food!"

Ole Michael I think is the perfect storm of low average intellect, unstable upbringing, bad genetics, low to no schooling, and a good amount of anger towards himself and others.
He’s got some sort of personality disorder, but if dude was actually a sped they wouldn’t have let him in the army.

Honestly they love guys like Michael in the army: stupid enough to follow orders without questioning, from a poor as shit area, and aggressive enough to enjoy doing what he’s required to do. The perfect grunt, he sure wasn’t in a desk job because that requires too many neurons.

Zero self awareness.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Ole Michael I think is the perfect storm of low average intellect, unstable upbringing, bad genetics, low to no schooling, and a good amount of anger towards himself and others.
He’s got some sort of personality disorder, but if dude was actually a sped they wouldn’t have let him in the army.

Honestly they love guys like Michael in the army: stupid enough to follow orders without questioning, from a poor as shit area, and aggressive enough to enjoy doing what he’s required to do. The perfect grunt, he sure wasn’t in a desk job because that requires too many neurons.

If we’re talking about the pic next to the girl in the wheelchair, that was actually a Navy uniform, possibly the Seabees.