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You're not wrong but I still feel like it could be a possibility, after all they apparently did know about some of the horrifying things Portobella did and did nothing about it.
Or are schools just this degenerate these days
Michael Anthony Janke / Mike Janke - Father of Isabella, Former Navy SEAL Team Four and Six Member - Ridiculously wealthy; has founded or been a part of seven different data privacy-focused start-ups
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Or are schools just this degenerate these days
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It reminds me of the unlisted one about the Canadian Lt. Col who broke into womens houses so he could take pictures of himself in their underwear
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Hugh Mungus got the Baby Fungus Milker Chungus
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Not sure if folks have seen this. Apparently an account claiming to be demon fungus' father posted a comment. It sort of sounds like the fungus' mannerisms or some rando misogyny cow.
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It's been speculated it's either her or a simp. The DDOS well... that seemed like him alright.
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It's the navy seal copypasta
Navy Seal Copypasta
"Navy Seal Copypasta" is an angry rant post that gained online notoriety for its abundance of ridiculous self-flattery and threats that portray the poster as an "Internet tough guy" stereotype. In the original post, the writer claimed to be a former Navy Seal with a long history of combat...
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Imagine someone being more disappointed in their child than Bob. That's what I call an accomplishment
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God I remember that Jim Can't Swim episode on good ol' rusty, and his dumb receeding hairline.
This whole family needs a JCS episode
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A lot of talk about Daddy Janke being a cybersecurity “expert”, but all that I’m seeing is that the dude has successfully founded a bunch of security firms. Go talk to the CISO of your company. There’s a reason why executive and technical reports for things exist.
Also, I have a very difficult time believing a cybersecurity “expert” would trust WordPress to house their personal website.
Also, I have a very difficult time believing a cybersecurity “expert” would trust WordPress to house their personal website.
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Indeed, the temptation to pozload my neghole is very high in this thread. Funny thing is, I'm sure there are some individuals on KF who are uniquely positioned to do so and are just itching to just say something.
Don't do it though. Don't pozload my neghole. Observe the poo and lulz will come your way.
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Before the site went down for a full day, I was going to make a post here about how I think people are silly to be afraid of Mike the private sector executive and self-help author, or think he would call in extensive favors to protect his pants-shitting mongoloid daughter from slander. After hearing about the sophistication of the attacks, I rescind these thoughts, he clearly did pull out the stops. Still don't think anyone is going to get Epstein'd in their musty basement for making fun of Isabella Janke the animal-abusing pedophile, though; I think that trying to get the site brought down was less to protect Bella, and more to avoid negative attention being brought down on him and his enterprises by association.
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devgru isnt anything to sneeze at. i dont know if theyre good at cyberstuff but theyve done a lot of work breaking physical security at various important sites like airports and water treatment plants.
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Bought that shit boiz!
Excited to get my Machiavellian on.
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If there was ever a time we needed God King Terry
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My favourite thing about this thread is confirmation from the OP:
This means some people in Mike Janke's social circles are not only aware about the recent Bella revelations, but they also understand them to be true as they're reaching out to the very board it's hosted on to help. I know a lot of people are under the impression that Glowdaddy will defend his precious princess no matter what, but I think his primary focus now will be mitigating the reputation hit him and the rest of the family are suffering right now - and Bella might have pissed him off sufficiently that the guaranteed job in daddy's company is off the cards.
This means some people in Mike Janke's social circles are not only aware about the recent Bella revelations, but they also understand them to be true as they're reaching out to the very board it's hosted on to help. I know a lot of people are under the impression that Glowdaddy will defend his precious princess no matter what, but I think his primary focus now will be mitigating the reputation hit him and the rest of the family are suffering right now - and Bella might have pissed him off sufficiently that the guaranteed job in daddy's company is off the cards.
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Well according to her, her family are all nazis apparently so maybe they dont need the help with their bad rep. No one has been able to confirm it, but Bella claimed to have WW2-Nazi family.
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Hey, remember that time in 2011 where they killed Osama Bin Laden, and forgot the measuring tape to confirm the height? Nice.
Okay, okay I'm joking. SEAL team members are dangerous. Especially dangerous when there's an unarmed teenage combatant and there's a nice photoshoot oportunity. Gotta show those operator beards and roided arms.
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Dangerous? It's not like he's a Russian paratrooper or something. Worst case scenario he'll ask you to pay full price for his book and refuse to sign it.