Michael Anthony Janke / Mike Janke - Father of Isabella, Former Navy SEAL Team Four and Six Member - Ridiculously wealthy; has founded or been a part of seven different data privacy-focused start-ups

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about my daughter, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit on my daughter over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret cyber-network of hackers across the USA and your site is being ddosed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call kiwifarms. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of serbia, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "doxxxxx" was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Did we ever confirm if the glownigger was in the military? If he was bullshitting his SEAL experience and selling books claiming he was a SEAL, it is a crime under the stolen valor act, no?

Edit: dated info. More reason to hate SEALs.
 
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Damn glowies don't realize they can't beat the autistic hivemind
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Her being messed up literally might have nothing to do with him directly.

1) Be a girl that has simps that do whatever you say cause you do loser stuff like go on 4chan 24/7
2) Realize you can intimidate people that criticize you by telling them your dad is a SEAL team sniper
3) Take this newfound social power and abuse everyone

It seems stupid to us but if you're a teenager geek/nerd are you really going to call out the sociopath with incel orbiter goons and a father whose career is stereotypically portrayed as a dead to rights badass who takes out those who wrong him?
 
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T0oCoolFool said:
Bella is like the exact opposite of her parents to such a insane degree. How does someone like Michael, with so much discipline under his belt, end up with such a dysfunctional daughter? Was he and his wife simply too busy with their careers to actually raise her?
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i know a few military types who have really fucked up urges and ideas and fetishes, the discipline they get from joining up helps them control (if they're not too far gone) or at least mask (if they're unrepentant) their dysfunction
 
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Collections Agent said:
Her being messed up literally might have nothing to do with him directly.

1) Be a girl that has simps that do whatever you say cause you do loser stuff like go on 4chan 24/7
2) Realize you can intimidate people that criticize you by telling them your dad is a SEAL team sniper
3) Take this newfound social power and abuse everyone

It seems stupid to us but if you're a teenager geek/nerd are you really going to call out the sociopath with incel orbiter goons and a father whose career is stereotypically portrayed as a dead to rights badass who takes out those who wrong him?
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Yeah that's not what the gist of the last thread was.

Seems like she was just fucked in the head and lied about her Fed daddy to most people. It was down to the distinct surname and doxxing, then reading through her daddy's posts - Janke is a rare name to have and he had conducted interviews mentioning his daughter, and pig, by name.

Jimmy Wah-Wah said:
i know a few military types who have really fucked up urges and ideas and fetishes, the discipline they get from joining up helps them control (if they're not too far gone) or at least mask (if they're unrepentant) their dysfunction
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Either that or they develop those urges on a cold night under the stars of Afghan, after helping their squadmate squeeze into the covers.
 
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If he's involved in the DoS I don't even think he's doing it to protect his daughter but more so the family name.
But who the hell knows. Could just be a case of "muh perfect princess can do no wrong, she tells me she's not a hamster-boiling sociopath and she wouldn't lie."
This reminds me of the movie Class of 1984, where the main psychopath youngster from the school comes from a very wealthy family and his parents aren't aware of his true nature when he's not at home. The gang he's the leader of even LARPs as Nazis much like Isabella's so-called "Chess Club".
 
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Stephanie Bustcakes said:
So this guy is perfectly fine with his daughter being an evil psychopathic monster, or....? Like, why hasn't he done anything?
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he is a glownigger dad. You ever notice that every mom will protect their son even if he does the most autistic shit ever? this is what happens with daughters. Dad protects them nomatter what and they are a pretty little princess. That, and the dad is a glownigger. So he has to protect his daughter. any of that shit gets out beyond here and discord and he could be done for. So better for him to let his psychopath of a daughter do whatever the fuck she wants then actually get her some help.
 
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Willie Thrills said:
Yeah that's not what the gist of the last thread was.

Seems like she was just fucked in the head and lied about her Fed daddy to most people. It was down to the distinct surname and doxxing, then reading through her daddy's posts - Janke is a rare name to have and he had conducted interviews mentioning his daughter, and pig, by name.
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I'm not talking about most people, I'm talking about with other stereotypical 'losers', social outcasts that likely don't have a lot of friends and wouldn't realize how truly psycho she was
 
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I'm not talking about most people, I'm talking about with other stereotypical 'losers', social outcasts that likely don't have a lot of friends and wouldn't realize how truly psycho she was
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I don't know, I've met a few "failed-to-launch" sorts and none of them have ever eaten cat shit or boiled hamsters alive.
 
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