The Lack of Hygiene of Bella Janke - The Fungal Jungle of Texas Tech

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>likes computers, has a lot of pets, working on education
>hates niggers too!
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Isabella Foot Fungus

The last thing you'd want in your hamster boil video is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.
 
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Through the logs of the 2nd Chess Club we were able to learn that Bella Janke does not believe in keeping herself clean. Perhaps to dissuade all the thirstposting that has gone on after it was revealed that she has massive cow udders wears a pushup bra to deceive the coomers, she has completely lost her sense of cleanliness and personal health.
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Imagine the smell.

Through those logs, we have learned that-

1) Bella does not believe in brushing her teeth or going to the dentist.
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Every time Bella goes to the dentist she learns that she has even more cavities than she previously did. Rather than realize that living off of gamer fuel, mcdonalds and hot chip results in disgusting teeth and making a change in her diet, Bella decided that she would just no longer go to the dentist and live in ignorance of her dental hygiene.
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The denture arc at age 24 would be interesting.

2) Bella doesn't know how to clean herself.

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Bella seems to believe that if you don't feel like actually doing anything to clean the filth off your body, you can just use a bath bomb and lay in the water with it. Of course, anyone with at least some semblance of hygiene knows that. Most bath bombs are just a moisturizer and scent, but Bella believes that they have something that eats away at your filth while you just lay there.
When Bella isn't using a bath bomb incorrectly, she takes a shower.
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However, this seems to be for nothing, since she only takes two minutes to clean her entire body. I imagine it would take longer than two minutes alone to remove all the grease from her forehead, let alone her entire body.
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Look at how much her forehead glistens from just artificial light hitting it.

3) Her appendages having fungi growing out of them.
Since Bella doesn't know how to do basic body hygiene, that leads to some creatures to form on her body. This has turned her into a Shroomish, a Pokemon that coincidentally came out around the same time Bella did.
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I genuinely suggest you do not look at the images in the spoiler. Her toes are green with what appears to be blood all around the toenail. She doesn't have an issue showing it off to her friends, though. Her thumb isn't as bad as her toes but that isn't saying much. That is also infected with a fungus, turning it brownish-orange and causing the texture to change. Perhaps in 6 months her thumb will have the same fate as her toes?

4) Bella's relationship with shit and piss

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According to someone who lived in the same residence hall as her, Bella stinks like rancid piss. It apparently permeated through her entire dorm room. I don't understand how her dorm roommate didn't try and get her evicted over this. Maybe she, like the person she "trolled", has an issue with incontinence?
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Bella likes piss so much that she is even willing to lay in it, so long as the piss is from a girl she finds hot. I imagine standing in pee then proceeding to lay in it is not helpful for getting rid of a fungal infection on your feet. I wonder if Brie knows her friend that smells like piss all the time also likes to lay in it?
While having a strange relationship with her bladder, Bella also has a weird relationship with her bowels.
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Bella has diarrhea every single day of her entire life. Again, probably related to her shit diet.

Bella appears to shit herself often enough for it to be a recurring thing to talk about on their discord server. As someone who is a fan of Chris-Chan enough to talk to him over text and discord, perhaps she is just shitting herself constantly to make an epic reference to his dirty crapped briefs?
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Notice that his message was on July 24, 2021.
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again. Here, she posts on July 11, 2021 to note that shitting herself is a recurring thing. This was posted almost 2 weeks before she announced to everyone that she shit herself.
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Apparently it is so much of a habit for Bella that she wonders how often it is going to happen. Perhaps Bella needs to stop trusting her farts and just go to a toilet? I doubt she will ever learn.

Perhaps the reason Bella chooses to shit herself rather than go to the toilet is because of how disgusting hers is.
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Her shits are so rancid (diet related) that her toilet would be stained fucking brown if she wasn't using a ton of different toilet cleaners on it. She also has a hairy shit covered ass.


In conclusion, Bella is a fucking gross human being. She is so gross that even her family's pig is grossed out by her.
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Everyone, stop thistposting about her. Please go take a shower and brush your teeth before you end up like Bella.
 
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Looking at photos of toe infections it seems like fungal infections don't cause bloody nail edges, blood and blisters are more of a yeast infection symptom.
But the nail discoloration is definitely fungal.
Would simultaneously having fungal and yeast toe infections mean they have to compete for space/nutrients/etc?
I read that eventually the nail will 'crumble' and disintegrate or detach in pieces. Didn't Bella say her nail fell off and she glued it back on or something?
 
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So this bitch smells terrible, doesn't know what basic bath and shower products are, doesn't get along with other women, and actually likes being around feces and urine.

How in the actual fuck did this girl get a job at Lush? She must've been there long enough to get free product to tempt Fiona with. (Very telling that even the highly autistic girl actually knows what hygiene products are) I don't get it. Maybe she just worked seasonal and then got canned but I have a hard time believing any bath and body business would hire a stinking autist as their saleswoman.

Has her workplace ever been confirmed? Is it possible she was just shoplifting that product? She seems like the type. If she still works there, they would fire her in 2 seconds if they knew she abused animals. About half their fundraising goes towards animal rescues and their whole shtick is that their products are (mostly) vegan. What would even possess Bella to go inside a Lush in the first place, yet alone work there?
 
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The only times I've seen hygiene like hers is on homeless people and neglected old people abandoned in shitty care homes. The difference being the aforementioned people are desperate for anyone to help them out with washing, clipping their toenails etc. This bitch has all the money she could want and access to a shower but instead chooses to revel in it like a hippo in the mud.

Also knowing she uses bath bombs on top of the filth someone makes it worse. Imagine the smell of the fungus and decay and BO but merged with a sickly sweet bath bomb? It must smell like actual death wafting around. I'm gagging
 
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