The Lack of Hygiene of Bella Janke - The Fungal Jungle of Texas Tech

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mdrop22 said:
So this bitch smells terrible, doesn't know what basic bath and shower products are, doesn't get along with other women, and actually likes being around feces and urine.

How in the actual fuck did this girl get a job at Lush? She must've been there long enough to get free product to tempt Fiona with. (Very telling that even the highly autistic girl actually knows what hygiene products are) I don't get it. Maybe she just worked seasonal and then got canned but I have a hard time believing any bath and body business would hire a stinking autist as their saleswoman.

Has her workplace ever been confirmed? Is it possible she was just shoplifting that product? She seems like the type. If she still works there, they would fire her in 2 seconds if they knew she abused animals. About half their fundraising goes towards animal rescues and their whole shtick is that their products are (mostly) vegan. What would even possess Bella to go inside a Lush in the first place, yet alone work there?
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If she really worked at Lush, and still stunk to high heaven of piss and shit, that is quite the filthy accomplishment. Dumb powerlevel I guess but I once lived two floors below a girl who worked at Lush, and the smell was so overpowering that it lingered in the staircase long after she passed through. My cat would go into her apartment and come out smelling like a hippie. If you have ever been in or even passed by a Lush store, you know the smell I'm talking about. Very powerful. A mix of every essential oil, patchouli, herb, and spice mixed together, heavy on the patchouli. It clings to a person. If she spent any extended amount of time in a Lush and her own funk could still be detected, she must be Olympic levels of disgusting.
 
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WhineMeDineMe69Me said:
If she really worked at Lush, and still stunk to high heaven of piss and shit, that is quite the filthy accomplishment. Dumb powerlevel I guess but I once lived two floors below a girl who worked at Lush, and the smell was so overpowering that it lingered in the staircase long after she passed through. My cat would go into her apartment and come out smelling like a hippie. If you have ever been in or even passed by a Lush store, you know the smell I'm talking about. Very powerful. A mix of every essential oil, patchouli, herb, and spice mixed together, heavy on the patchouli. It clings to a person. If she spent any extended amount of time in a Lush and her own funk could still be detected, she must be Olympic levels of disgusting.
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Bruh I've been in Lush stores all over the country and you can absolutely smell a stinky bitch over the smells. Why would anyone want to buy bath products from someone who looks unkempt?

I just feel like something is missing here and it's an avenue that hasn't been explored yet. I get it's not "this bitch boils hamsters" crazy but every bit of info is relevant imo
 
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