The Lack of Hygiene of Bella Janke - The Fungal Jungle of Texas Tech

[Kuruminha]

So this bitch smells terrible, doesn't know what basic bath and shower products are, doesn't get along with other women, and actually likes being around feces and urine.

How in the actual fuck did this girl get a job at Lush? She must've been there long enough to get free product to tempt Fiona with. (Very telling that even the highly autistic girl actually knows what hygiene products are) I don't get it. Maybe she just worked seasonal and then got canned but I have a hard time believing any bath and body business would hire a stinking autist as their saleswoman.

Has her workplace ever been confirmed? Is it possible she was just shoplifting that product? She seems like the type. If she still works there, they would fire her in 2 seconds if they knew she abused animals. About half their fundraising goes towards animal rescues and their whole shtick is that their products are (mostly) vegan. What would even possess Bella to go inside a Lush in the first place, yet alone work there?

To be fair, that's the first time I see this "worked at Lush" thing since the spawning of Portabella.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Just walking around on those toes must feel horrible. FFS go to CVS and buy cream.

 

[Blackwell Abyss]

There's only one way to cure that much fungus

 

[MazdamundiDidNothingWrong]

imagine the UTIs and skin infections from wallowing in your own piss and shit, especially as a woman

 

[Smash That Kike Button]

I just realized that ILJ is the embodiment of this image

 

[Gone Ham]

She's one of the Fungoid species from Stellaris.
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Who's going to be the first to do a Universe Conquest as ILJ in Stellaris?

 

[rustyshackleford420]

Can anyone post the thumb nail picture?

 

[BonerMan]

Bruh I've been in Lush stores all over the country and you can absolutely smell a stinky bitch over the smells. Why would anyone want to buy bath products from someone who looks unkempt?

I just feel like something is missing here and it's an avenue that hasn't been explored yet. I get it's not "this bitch boils hamsters" crazy but every bit of info is relevant imo

I don't think she actually works at a Lush. Remember, she was actively trying to get Fiona to like her romantically at the time. I think she figured acting like a nice smelling normal girl would make Fiona be attracted to her, so she lied about working at Lush. Every girl generally knows what Lush is, so she decided to just come up with that story to help her case with Fiona. All she would have to do to push the lie would be to buy a couple products and give them to Fiona at Everfree so it wouldn't really be too hard to sell.

At least until Fiona smells her before she sees her.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Can anyone post the thumb nail picture?

Spoiler: Fingernail Yeast. Bon Appetite!

 

[loliwarmachine]

She needs to be scrubbed with steel wool at this point

not even sandblasting can help her

 

[New & Improved Username]

How the fuck is she trying to be a lesbian with hot young college girls when she's this disgusting? Lots of men are so cock tarded they'd fuck her but cute young women are not going to want to have sex with a rotting putrid creepy psycho. She's less hygienic than KingCobraJFS.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Unironic Rule 63 Nick bate.

 

[Cum Laudely]

Her ex during foreplay be like

Spoiler

 

[Deadinsidechu]

 

[Gone Ham]

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She needs to push her glasses up tbh

 

[PsychoNerd054]

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Here is Bella's desk. Confirms she has a fucking awful diet, eating cheese whiz and oreos. Note the crust on her desk as well as the flakes on her laptop. Flakes could be dandruff, cat litter, or g-fuel.
Floor is also fucked with food and random trash on it below the desk.

What would possess someone to even make something like that? Even Chris Chan's diet wasn't that shitty.

 

[Escalating Violence]

So this bitch smells terrible, doesn't know what basic bath and shower products are, doesn't get along with other women, and actually likes being around feces and urine.

How in the actual fuck did this girl get a job at Lush? She must've been there long enough to get free product to tempt Fiona with. (Very telling that even the highly autistic girl actually knows what hygiene products are) I don't get it. Maybe she just worked seasonal and then got canned but I have a hard time believing any bath and body business would hire a stinking autist as their saleswoman.

Has her workplace ever been confirmed? Is it possible she was just shoplifting that product? She seems like the type. If she still works there, they would fire her in 2 seconds if they knew she abused animals. About half their fundraising goes towards animal rescues and their whole shtick is that their products are (mostly) vegan. What would even possess Bella to go inside a Lush in the first place, yet alone work there?

My old job was a casino that had a Lush in it. Most of the employees ironically did not/looked like they didn't shower.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

What would possess someone to even make something like that? Even Chris Chan's diet wasn't that shitty.

I mean, it seems like something you'd eat on a dare or "try anything once" type of deal
But. I wouldn't be surprised if she. Genuinely eats it

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I mean, it seems like something you'd eat on a dare or "try anything once" type of deal
But. I wouldn't be surprised if she. Genuinely eats it

The thing is, Bella's proven that she absolutely doesn't care what people think about her deviancy. I'm placing my bets that she really does eat this kind of stuff unironically.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

The thing is, Bella's proven that she absolutely doesn't care what people think about her deviancy. I'm placing my bets that she really does eat this kind of stuff unironically.

Yea. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if others ate stuff like that unironically. However they know you keep their food shame secret.

Imagine what she doesn't show the world