[THREAD RETIRED] Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people - Original thread. Historical purposes only. Not updated. Refer to forum for current info/discussion.

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She really is the ultimate cow now that I think about it, her discovery has brought all the kiwis together to view her unholy triad of sin. She appeals to Christorians by being fucking retarded and autistic, she appeals to detractors by being an over all terrible person that lies a lot to get what she wants, and she appeals to Nikocado viewers by being degenerate and disgusting as hell. The longer the internet has its watchful gaze on her the more people in her group will jump ship and the more we'll learn which will in turn scare the shit out of more of her cronies until they all turn on her, this ride is truly just getting started.
 
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Bango Bongo in the Congo said:
No clue if this was true but I heard she, or someone in her circle, was putting malware on ED links. Anyone know if there's any truth to this?
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I was here when that was brought up, some real autistics took a look and figured it was just some run of the mil shit, probably not her.
 
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"You know what you get when two shit-tectonic plates collide? Shitquakes, Julian. Shitquakes."
"We're in the eye of a shiticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low shit system!"
"The shit pool's gettin full Randy, time to strain the shit before it overflows. I will not have a Pompeiian shit catastrophe on my hands"
"Shit typhoon is a coming. We'd better haul in the jib before it gets covered in shit"
"Do you know what a shit barometer is Bubbles? It measures the shit pressure in the air. Eventually your head will implode from all the shit pressure. The winds of shit are coming."
"Do you feel that Randy, the way the shit clings to the air. Shit Blizzard."
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I can't help but to be reminded of these quotes, when I think about how fucked Bella and company are.
 
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Sugar Tits Magee said:
I feel like this whole thing is a cautionary tale on how NOT to live your life online while simultaneously plotting to be a menace to society and do crimes. You can't be a shit poster with bad opsec and also a sneaky sneaky mastermind of chaos like some anime yandere villain without having the two worlds collide and fuck your whole life up.
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"One crime at a time" worked way back in the day, well before zoomers were gifted iPads with full internet access, an adderall prescription, and a side of parental neglect by the time they exit their awkward tween years. Now they can engage in Discord psyops, embarrass a handful of autists including themselves, sell half their script on the dark web, get doxxed, reveal privileged information about their glowie parents, microwave a hamster, and still be a bored, personality-lacking piece of shit within the span of like five minutes. I'm not even one of those anti-government conspiracy morons who thinks that this is all by design, but this level of technology and inter-connectivity in the hands of people like Isabella Janke is just a ticking time bomb. Their caveman brains are thrust face-forward into a world of sensory overload combined with science and technology they are not equipped to ever grasp. Low key, Bella Janke is the culmination of society as a whole. She is the product of our times.

Of course, she is the absolute worst product her parents and we as a society could have manufactured, a defective light bulb coming out of a Hangzhou sweatshop. It doesn't excuse her in any sense of the word, but it is all too easy to look at her actions, her words, her professed beliefs - and despair. Despair knowing that while there may be 1000 fully functional light bulbs besides hers, hers is the faulty one that lights the whole hospital on fire and burns down the building because Louis the Fire Extinguisher and Allen the Fire Alarm are right beside her. Give them forum and they will find others like them, even in the sleepy, crappy, isolated college campus in Lubbock, Texas.

Horrifying state of the world we live in. Time for bed.
 
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Bonktrash said:
Push up bras are going to make her 36DDs sag excessively in 10 years
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So, This was going to be added in my other post, but I edited it out for fear of thirst-posting.
TheLastJoestar said:
Finally caught up.

If Satan exists, he's bound to Isabella's soul. We see it in every walk of media - from the verbal stories of man's infancy to movies and comics of today. It's all been portrayed the same way. Witches, Liches, and 4chan Bitches: all evil people are festering corpuses - beings that are both man and "other." They're frail, old, rotting. One hesitates to say "demon" Isabella is barely fucking 20 and her body is already rotting. By her 30s she will look like a corpse. Seriously look at all the pictures of her. This goes beyond hygene. Isabella's very nature is stagnant, and malignant. She is the reason these depictions exist.

I want Isabella gone. Behind bars or dead. I don't care. Somebody like her is a danger to mankind. I cannot believe somebody so foul exists that an autist who cheated on her boyfriend for CHRIS CHAN of all people comes out looking the most sympathetic in this entire thing. Oh and fuck Gibi for getting simped into all of this.

Im going to bed, now. You guys have done amazing work.
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She will look like a hag in merely 10 years. The pushup is going to fail and make them sag. She will appear witch-like. her face already looks like crackling paint on a wall. A fitting punishment for somebody so vain (as vain as a psycho can be) and cruel.
 
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OK. Hitting pause for the night for people to LOL CALM DOWN and maybe get shit just a little organized. Find an appropriate thread to post your shit. Thirstpost and bullshit, catch a ban.

Having given it some thought, this thread is closed indefinitely. Please post in appropriate threads in the new ILJ subforum. This thread will be cleaned up, split up when possible, and retained for historical purposes. It's been fun. Please respect the forum rules and culture especially those of you who are new to us.
 
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