The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[The Emperor Skeksis]

T.A.R.D.S : Trans Alpaca Ranch Defense Squad
Trancheros

I love both, and they sound American style comicky, so you can't go wrong.

 

[Ghostse]

"Make us angry and expanding,"

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[Nothing To See Here]

Note than Google Translate says that our slogan means "Make us angry and expanding," but that's because Google Translate is notoriously bad with Latin.

Well, the tranchers are definitely angry, and their waistlines are definitely expanding, so it still works imo.

 

[Post Reply]

The Am-ericans, perhaps?

The AM-Team.

 

[who dare wins?]

Is it normal for shaved alpacas to look fucking malnourished View attachment 2415377

Bet they likely think its somehow fucking normal weight

 

[A Grey Cat]

So does pennywise or Mendoza have anything to say regarding the ddos attacks? Have they cope posted saying "we beat you kiwi farms tranch rules!"

 

[m40gasmask]

If you're not getting shot in the spine by an angry fat tranny firing wildly into a crowd because someone called him sir, are you really free?

I would say that I'm lucky that I live in the middle of nowhere, in a place no troon would ever show up at but this entire thread proves me wrong, realistically. I just hope the potential Arizona tranch is nowhere near me.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

There’s a LOT to cover in this update, ranging from tours, food, guns, leftist shooting lessons, and Penny’s injured hand that never healed.

Spoiler: General ranch stuff + tours

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archive, it warmed my heart to see people correcting them in the comments, saying that soap is fine on cast iron.

Spoiler: pics/videos

Yes I know this part is out of order and no I’m not sure what the hell they were listening to in the background.

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[Old Fart]

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[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

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Not a single reply letting him know so far...
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[White Devil]

There’s a LOT to cover in this update, ranging from tours, food, guns, leftist shooting lessons, and Penny’s injured hand that never healed.

Spoiler: General ranch stuff + tours

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They really are little boys trying to larp as action heroes.

 

[Ghjkl63]

God literally everyone they show shooting has a bad stance

 

[AprilRains]

Slide rings are clunky and negate the handiness that is a chief part of a pistol's advantage. Also, if you lack the strength to rack the slide without a ring, maybe reconsider using a full-powered defensive pistol.

Or is this an attempt to pretend to be uwu so dainty and ladylike? Troons really are a hateful parody of women.

 

[White Devil]

Slide rings are clunky and negate the handiness that is a chief part of a pistol's advantage. Also, if you lack the strength to rack the slide without a ring, maybe reconsider using a full-powered defensive pistol.

Or is this an attempt to pretend to be uwu so dainty and ladylike? Troons really are a hateful parody of women.

I think he added it just to have another doodad and thinks it's tactical or something.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Slide rings are clunky and negate the handiness that is a chief part of a pistol's advantage. Also, if you lack the strength to rack the slide without a ring, maybe reconsider using a full-powered defensive pistol.

Or is this an attempt to pretend to be uwu so dainty and ladylike? Troons really are a hateful parody of women.

Also being 3D printed I doubt it's going to last long.

 

[lamp shade]

Next time these idiots are begging for donations, remember that they’ve now apparently purchased a 3D printer which would cost a few hundred dollars instead of something like hay bins to provide better care for their alpacas.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Next time these idiots are begging for donations, remember that they’ve now apparently purchased a 3D printer which would cost a few hundred dollars instead of something like hay bins to provide better care for their alpacas.

But just wait until they 3d print a haybin for the alpacas! Then won't you feel dumb! You just can't appreciate the outside the box thinking of the amhole crew.

 

[Corn Flakes]

That slide ring looks like a failed print for a cock ring that he decided to repurpose. Seriously, he's a grown-ass man, he doesn't need that shit. The gripping surfaces on the slide are just fine.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

Man you dont want to know how bad try hard mall ninja shit like writing "born to kill" or a fucking pulp fiction quote on your gun looks in a self defense case.

 

[one_time_user]

Do people normally give all of their guns names? Usually I think of men naming their penises not their guns