Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
Another classic case of "just let me explain" from Russ, there. Please do, Russell. It's fascinating. Not helping your case in the slightest, but fascinating. The brooding incel manlet at work, his peanut brain twisting every life experience to fit his own narrative of himself as the victim.

"If only she'd told me to stop contacting her, I would have!" She did, you sped, and you didn't - that's why you're a convicted stalker/harasser.

The "mentally ill" thing annoyed me too. Even if Erika were mentally ill, it doesn't change the fact that she didn't deserve to be harassed by Russ. But typical Russ, being "mentally ill" is the reason all these weird women and trolls pick on him, so obviously being "mentally ill" means you're someone who can't be trusted. Curious, then, that Russ apparently has official Real and Honest paperwork diagnosing him with PTSD from What She Did To Me - a mental illness.

CONCLUSION
Evidently Russell Greer is a mentally ill troll who is harassing people.

I can duz law too.
 
You can actually see how unhinged he becomes and how he quickly loses composure when he is facing a losing battle

This document is an absolutely comedy show from someone who calls himself "basically a lawyer"

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So he admits he files lawsuits in bad faith just for "publicity stunts"

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Libel, coming from Russell who is suing the farms for defamation/libel
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Conjecture and libel

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Yes you retard, everyone has the right to an attorney, even previously convicted serial killers get attorneys at trial.
Far be it for Skordas to turn away clients, he can't superimpose a ruling that Jersh is a terrorist and turn him away, that's for the judge to decide in court.

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You mean like how your victim asked you to stop contacting her and you couldn't even manage more than a month?

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No, you were charged because she told you to go away and you threatened to kill yourself on her porch, the fact you advocated for sex workers rights in a case you had nothing to do with (and even told you you would only hurt their arguments for why sex work should be legal) was just to reiterate how insane you are.



Then there is the exhibits, Yahoo News and USA Today aren't credible sources, you don't even have an obituary proving Near is dead which has been the entire basis of your little document. All you have are news articles and a sole tweet saying Near is dead because Kiwifarms bad.
 
Yes you retard, everyone has the right to an attorney, even previously convicted serial killers get attorneys at trial.
Far be it for Skordas to turn away clients, he can't superimpose a ruling that Jersh is a terrorist and turn him away, that's for the judge to decide in court.
I don't understand why the brilliant legal mind of Russ Greer is trying to hard to get rid of opposing counsel.

It's almost as though he has realized that he is utterly incompetent and his only chance of getting out of this without massive fees levied against him is if he can get rid of the actual professional in the room.
 
Do real lawyers write like this ? Russell doesn't even try to sound professional or intelligent so he comes across as feeble minded .
No they don't. Because lawyers know this kind of hail Mary filing is just bringing unnecessary attention to how much of a crapshow the underlying case is. They know that throwing more dirt on top of your own case is not the way to do things.

Does he really think he's coming after Skordas!? 🤣
Yes. Yes he does. This is glorious. Both in its abject stupidity and in its utter brilliance at shining a light on just who Russ actually is. He is telling the court exactly how much of a bad actor he is - all while trying to point the finger at someone else. Beautiful!

So he omits the extortion attempt and pees all over Erika, and then spergs out about Skordas. Seems like his jimmies are pretty rustled. I'm not an expert at legal documents and how they should be worded but out of the ones I've seen in this thread this one has to be the worst. It's sloppy and whiney and frankly outright delusional.

Sorry Russ, you were CONVICTED and it wasn't because of your stupid sex work fixation. Like he really thinks people are going to buy the they should of just told me to stop and I would bullshit when there is evidence they definitely DID and Russ kept on being a creep and a nuisance.
Never change Russ. Never ever change you crazy star buddy.

He is out of his goddamn mind. I can only assume he wrote this while drunk because this is apocalyptically stupid. Way to give the court everything they need to label you vexatious, you fucking retard! I hope Skordas nukes him with this.
I think it's brilliant! We all need to lift a glass to the return of pure unadulterated 'tism from one of the farm's favorite cows in light of how dark everything has turned in other threads. We need this kind of refreshment in our lives right now.

That being said, the response, if there is one, is going to be MAGNIFICO! *chef's kiss*

I needed this kind of joy this week. Thanks Russ! Now I need to go buy more coins to pay for Skordas to eviscerate you yet again. Long live Null! Long live Kiwi Farms!
 
What I love the most about him is his utter lack of self awareness, it just blows my mind. I know he’s a retard, but how can he not see the hypocrisy in him calling the actual threats of physical harm (“there will be blood”) he posted on his own fb page “teasingly making jokes” but when people here comment on those threats we are dangerous monsters who harass people into suicide :story:

Did he also go on record to tell an actual judge of the US judiciary that he had in the past used that same judiciary to fake sue someone for attention? Good job “stuffy law guy” lmao.
 
The only thing getting me through this recent Russ drought was that I knew that, sooner or later, the case will move forward. I never could have imagined that he'd file this legal diarhea unprompted! So he's suing mentally-ill troll site and the girl who sued him was also mentally-ill and Skordas has a personal vendetta against him... Poor Russ, the whole world is out to get him because he's disfigured disabled.
 
I'm gonna pull a Russ and say that you guys are going to fucking love what he just filed.

Edit: Horrible formatting kept intact, here is... whatever the fuck this is supposed to be. I don't even know what to say about this. Skordas, the tweets, it's just... how is this real. It's like he's trying to prove the adage about pro se representation.

He decides to admit- unprompted and in an unnecessary court filing- to abusing the legal system in his previous suit against Taylor Swift- and then complains that Skordas is the REAL bully by absolutely destroying Russ (legally) again and again.
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It's amazing. It's like he tried to write his own OP here. Sure, it misses some really memorable moments, but it's actually not a bad run-down of his legal issues over the last few years.
What I love the most about him is his utter lack of self awareness, it just blows my mind. I know he’s a retard, but how can he not see the hypocrisy in him calling the actual threats of physical harm (“there will be blood”) he posted on his own fb page “teasingly making jokes” but when people here comment on those threats we are dangerous monsters who harass people into suicide :story:
Same way "the girl" was mentally ill (and you know what those are like!) when she embroiled him in a totally unfair misdemeanor case. But when he got banned from the brothels for saying one of their working girls had AIDS, it was discrimination, because he has anxiety, and that's an illness, and it MADE him say those things, and you can't hold him accountable for his illness!

You mean like how your victim asked you to stop contacting her and you couldn't even manage more than a month?
No, you silly. It's different when a man tells Russell to do something, especially when it involves who a woman can associate with. Women are too stupid to make that determination for themselves, which is why they have agents, fathers, lawyers, and pimps. And if they're lucky, boyfriends and husbands. They're especially devoid of authority when they make Russell's peepee hard.

The rest of this -- the vendetta against Skordas, the truly fantastic exhibits, the Greer-splainy tone, the "My Mom Says I'm Cool!" vibe to the "people close to Greer" determining Null is evil and Skordas is worse, etc., are all absolutely superlative. I appreciate this like a fine wine.

But, because we're apparently living in the darkest timeline, I have to point out that his losing whatever grip he had is actually a bad thing. All these crushing disappointments, one after another, and it's not just the law stuff -- the America's Got Talent thing, Yovanna never following him back (let alone coming to Vegas for dinner with him) turning 30 with nothing to show for it, etc. -- would be hard on a sane person with coping mechanisms.

Russell Greer is not a sane person with coping mechanisms.

And he's clearly at his wit's end here. You can see the whiny desperation turning into something genuinely unhinged as the unstoppable force of his narcissism rams into the immovable object of his incompetence. It's hilarious, but if someone as absurd as Chris Chan can end up being a mom-raper, then Russell is capable of much, much worse.

There. Now we can all go back to being miserable people who experience more joy and raw dopamine reading about Russell's antics than he'll experience in his entire benighted life.
 
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I think we all knew that there must have been some sort of "verbal altercation" between Russ and his poor attorney but I'd love to know how that went down, leading to the greasy little fucker's visible seething in his court appearance.
I really hope it ended with "Russell, if you don't shut the fuck up and behave yourself, I'm going to tell your parents - who are paying my fees - and they will ground you for the rest of your lifetime."
 
So Russell claims he's filed an ethics complaint with the Utah State Bar against Skordas. Anyone here able to shed light on how that process usually goes, and the chances of us getting a copy of the complaint?

I still say that he will end up suing Skordas next.

Anyone care to speculate how Ratmouth ended up with a "6" a the bottom of every page?
 
I guess no one ever taught Russhole that the first step to getting yourself out of a deep hole that you've dug yourself into is to STOP DIGGING. He always, always makes things worse for himself. Because this...whatever it is...definitely does NOT help Russ' case, nor does it make him look any better. It just makes him look like a deranged crazy person completely divorced from reality...which is what he is, but you can tell that he's trying to appear the exact opposite.
 
So Russell claims he's filed an ethics complaint with the Utah State Bar against Skordas. Anyone here able to shed light on how that process usually goes, and the chances of us getting a copy of the complaint?

I still say that he will end up suing Skordas next.
Getting records of resolved cases that resulted in public disciplinary measures is easy, but they are a bit out of date. On going is something I'm still looking into, but looks impossible due to this:
All complaints, information, investigations and private discipline are confidential. As such the OPC is not able to confirm or deny that anything has been filed against an attorney or LPP, that an attorney or LPP is being investigated for an alleged violation of the Utah Rules of Professional Conduct, or that an attorney or LPP has received private discipline.
 
What I love the most about him is his utter lack of self awareness, it just blows my mind. I know he’s a retard, but how can he not see the hypocrisy in him calling the actual threats of physical harm (“there will be blood”) he posted on his own fb page “teasingly making jokes” but when people here comment on those threats we are dangerous monsters who harass people into suicide :story:

It always comes back to Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Always. I've seen a very bright, socially adept, attractive Narc do the exact same thing. Narcs say things that are insulting, demanding, or even threatening in order to get their way and maintain the upper hand over others, and when it backfires? "Why are you so upset? It was obviously a joke! You have no sense of humor. You had to know I didn't mean that; what kind of person do you think I am?"

Narcissists can never make mistakes, and never be wrong; when faced with solid evidence of either, they will bend reality and place the fault upon others so they can remain in the right and above criticism.

So Narcs don't handle criticism or disagreement well at all, and even gentle teasing can send them into a rage. They will then accuse you of being difficult, irrational, demanding, critical, hypersensitive—or even toxic, abusive, or mentally ill (a Narc personal lolcow of mine is always accusing others who oppose her of being Narcissists, in a classic bit of projection). The common, "You're just jealous of me," is one of those, and I've seen several clearly Narcissistic cows here use that against their critics.

Narcissists also have a sense of exemption: "Rules for thee, but not for me"; "Do as I say, not as I do." Russell uses his facial paralysis (and his inability to score with hot women) as his primary means of claiming exemption from societal rules, or declaring what is fair or unfair treatment. Fortunately for us, he's also exempt from hiring attorneys because, as a Narc with paralegal training, he believes he's as qualified as any lawyer to file and argue his own lolsuits.

Did he also go on record to tell an actual judge of the US judiciary that he had in the past used that same judiciary to fake sue someone for attention? Good job “stuffy law guy” lmao.

I swear, Russell should give up his current career as a janitor and become a gravedigger instead. He'll dig 'em plenty deep, that's for sure.
 
I'm gonna pull a Russ and say that you guys are going to fucking love what he just filed.

Edit: Horrible formatting kept intact, here is... whatever the fuck this is supposed to be. I don't even know what to say about this. Skordas, the tweets, it's just... how is this real. It's like he's trying to prove the adage about pro se representation.

He decides to admit- unprompted and in an unnecessary court filing- to abusing the legal system in his previous suit against Taylor Swift- and then complains that Skordas is the REAL bully by absolutely destroying Russ (legally) again and again.
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The big problem with this nonsense, is that he fails to show how this is relevant to the matter at hand, and he fails to cite any relevant caselaw or statute as to why this alleged new suicide should at all impact his request for an injunction on Kiwi Farms.
 
His sense of beauty is skewed. He thinks the girls at the Bunny Ranch are top tier in terms of attractiveness. I think he could get a heroin junkie who wasn't too far into her addiction to look worn out to sink her claws into him and scam a place to stay for a few days and some cash before she calls over her boyfriend/pimp to pick her up while he's out and he never realizes he's been had.
Part of that I think is that Pipsqueak knows that these women are the only ones that he can have sex with so he ignores their flaws. I was curious so I went to the webpage for the Bunny Ranch and they're... okay I guess. Some are cute. Some are kinda hot. And some are just begging for soft lighting to hide the flaws. But they're not the 9's and 10's he makes them out to be. They're just the closest to that he'll ever get so in his world they're 9's and 10's. In everybody else's world they'd be that if the scale went to 15.

Another classic case of "just let me explain" from Russ, there. Please do, Russell. It's fascinating. Not helping your case in the slightest, but fascinating. The brooding incel manlet at work, his peanut brain twisting every life experience to fit his own narrative of himself as the victim.

"If only she'd told me to stop contacting her, I would have!" She did, you sped, and you didn't - that's why you're a convicted stalker/harasser.
What do you expect? He's not a lawyer, just a paralegal. A paralegal that thinks he knows more about the law than actual lawyers.

You see terms like "stalker" don't apply to Pipsqueak because it's all a misunderstanding. His misunderstanding of the law that is.
 
I wish I could sit with the judge that got this case appointed in the same room when he reviews the documents. Hear his grunts and chuckles when reading Greers sheer lunacy in text form.

Not only this fucking moron described a lawsuit OF HIS OWN INITIATIVE as a publicity stunt, he has the audacity to tell an actual, professional, accomplished lawyer who he is and isn't allowed to take as a client.
I'm not proficient in legalese (especially not in american legalese) but the judge would pretty much just laugh at this "documend" and disregard it completely. There is no requirement to take it at the face value... is there?
 
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