Michael Anthony Janke / Mike Janke - Father of Isabella, Former Navy SEAL Team Four and Six Member - Ridiculously wealthy; has founded or been a part of seven different data privacy-focused start-ups

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Hurgle Blurk said:
I know that everyone likes to believe some people are just Bad Seeds, and while they do happen, what you usually learn about 'Bad Seeds' is that all the awful shit just happened behind closed doors
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Are you implying Nick Cave diddled his son and the last couple of albums is just his coping with guilt over driving his son to suicide? Man...
 
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90theguy said:
Glowie dad is trying hard but failing to save what remains of his reputation.
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Was planned downtime. Jersh was just slow.

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Holy crap Louis! It appears that dangerous alt-right Nazi fascist trolls have leaked the home address of the greatest FBI agent on the planet, Michael Anthony Janke!

We better alert him by calling him at +1 (775) 315-4529 or +1(301) 490-1581! We could also try emailing him at janke@mindspring.com. If that doesn't work, make sure to alert his wife at (Mary Elizabeth "Beth" Janke, née Wilkas) at mbjanke@ha-gss.com, mwilkas@att.net, or mbjanke@hunterglobalstrategies.com or by calling her at +1 (505) 983-0615 or +1 (214) 837-8046! If all else fails, message her on Facebook (archive) or her website (archive).

Also, wish them a happy late birthday! Beth was born on July, 6, 1965, while Mikey was born on February 2, 1968.

Please note that I AM TRYING TO ALERT THE MASSES OF DANGEROUS ALT-RIGHT NAZI 4CHAN HACKER TROLLS!
 
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I googled Mike Janke ex Navel Seal also Michael Janke and Mike J. co-founder of DataTribe Data Tribe and Silent Circle among other companies has a psychopathic daughter who boils and eats hamsters alive. Gotta get that SEO working for us again, KF isn't on the pages when you search for just "Mike Janke" anymore.
 
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Danny T. said:
Holy crap Louis! It appears that dangerous alt-right Nazi fascist trolls have leaked the home address of the greatest FBI agent on the planet, Michael Anthony Janke!

We better alert him by calling him at +1 (775) 315-4529 or +1(301) 490-1581! We could also try emailing him at janke@mindspring.com. If that doesn't work, make sure to alert his wife at (Mary Elizabeth "Beth" Janke, née Wilkas) at mbjanke@ha-gss.com, mwilkas@att.net, or mbjanke@hunterglobalstrategies.com or by calling her at +1 (505) 983-0615 or +1 (214) 837-8046! If all else fails, message her on Facebook (archive) or her website (archive).

Also, wish them a happy late birthday! Beth was born on July, 6, 1965, while Mikey was born on February 2, 1968.

Please note that I AM TRYING TO ALERT THE MASSES OF DANGEROUS ALT-RIGHT NAZI 4CHAN HACKER TROLLS!
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do not pozload my neghole

but if you do record it and post it here

but dont
 
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Danny T. said:
Holy crap Louis! It appears that dangerous alt-right Nazi fascist trolls have leaked the home address of the greatest FBI agent on the planet, Michael Anthony Janke!

We better alert him by calling him at +1 (775) 315-4529 or +1(301) 490-1581! We could also try emailing him at janke@mindspring.com. If that doesn't work, make sure to alert his wife at (Mary Elizabeth "Beth" Janke, née Wilkas) at mbjanke@ha-gss.com, mwilkas@att.net, or mbjanke@hunterglobalstrategies.com or by calling her at +1 (505) 983-0615 or +1 (214) 837-8046! If all else fails, message her on Facebook (archive) or her website (archive).

Also, wish them a happy late birthday! Beth was born on July, 6, 1965, while Mikey was born on February 2, 1968.

Please note that I AM TRYING TO ALERT THE MASSES OF DANGEROUS ALT-RIGHT NAZI 4CHAN HACKER TROLLS!
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And this is why The Farms is being DDoS...

Not that I give a shit
 
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Call Me Ducket said:
I googled Mike Janke ex Navel Seal also Michael Janke and Mike J. co-founder of DataTribe Data Tribe and Silent Circle among other companies has a sociopathic daughter who boils and eats hamsters alive. Gotta get that SEO working for us again, KF isn't on the pages when you search for just "Mike Janke" anymore.
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Please don't ruin the good name of sociopaths by confusing them with psychopaths. Sociopaths are not in control of their actions. Psychopaths are.
 
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Found this "recruiting video" of MJ's companies SMG-SOC (essentially a BlackWater spinoff)
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sstsQwS8pM4
Company Info: https://www.bestbusiness101.com/profile/soc-smg-inc-security-management-group-international
Very informative article from 2010: https://www.sfreporter.com/news/coverstories/2010/09/08/money-machine/

It looks like SMG-SOC did convoy protection ops in Iraq, trained Uganda and Kenyan forces? The comments section is rather interesting to say the least.
 
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It's pretty fucked up that kiwi farms will soon be finished forever because null will be assassinated by a literal CIA delta programmed assassin who raped his daughter thus transmogrifying her into a "portobella shrigma female" who've set the dimensional merge in motion by boiling a hamster and making a trans woman artist from ruckersville virginia admit to raping his demented elderly mother.
 
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Mephistophwis said:
Found this "recruiting video" of MJ's companies SMG-SOC (essentially a BlackWater spinoff)
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sstsQwS8pM4
Company Info: https://www.bestbusiness101.com/profile/soc-smg-inc-security-management-group-international
Very informative article from 2010: https://www.sfreporter.com/news/coverstories/2010/09/08/money-machine/

It looks like SMG-SOC did convoy protection ops in Iraq, trained Uganda and Kenyan forces? The comments section is rather interesting to say the least.
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"The New Mexico affiliate of his company, SOC LLC, is now registered to a Philadelphia security firm, Day & Zimmermann International. ' And suddenly I understand why Isabella has a 610 area code...I bet she is using a BlackPhone registered number.
 
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Jebu Nagazi said:
Perhaps this whole thing is a complicated but refined psyop by the C.I.A to get Michael Anthony Janke to enlist his psycotic derange hamster boiling Daughter to put Chris Chan in JAIL?
After that C.I.A will secretly spring Chris Chan out of the slammer under the guise of Darkness & harness his dimension merging powers for their own benefits!
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Chris was an MK Ultra victim after all
 
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