Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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When the Second American Civil War breaks out, Bob wants to be in the unit that hunts down frigid bitches.
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Bullshit.

I'm not half as thirsty as Bob, but there's no ideological divergence in a woman short of being in the same cult as Mola Ram that would have stopped me from getting after it.

But please, Bob, do go on pretending your virginity is a sacred thing and that your miniscule knob wouldn't dare be defiled by libertarian puss. The crying laughing emoji makes it believable!
 
Bob would say he's more knowledgeable than Machiavelli simply because he exists in the current time. He has more medical knowledge than Heo Jun because he has Google and several centuries of accumulated knowledge more than him. He's a better military mind than Scipio Africanus or Patton because he can look back at time and critique them. He has a greater moral core than Jefferson or Mason because he follows modern Lefty causes. He sits atop the achievements of far better people and yet has no humility or deference to their greatness. What a fucking leech.
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Terrible simp buddy. If you can name a Woody Allen film that used chroma key then maybe you have a point. (I don't even like Woody Allen but I reckon this is might be only non-capeshit director that these morons recognize)
Sin City and 300 were highly stylized films. Black Widow and other assorted capeshit already look far worse than movies made decades ago that relied on practical effects and real sets and locations. It's almost like a Tommy Wiseau bit if you think about it: having a big budget film from a mega company rely on a blue/green screen to film a fucking bar segment. It's a pointless waste of money and a further degradation of filmmaking. Consoomerists like Chris and Bob are ruining the movie industry with their pathetic white knighting.
 
Sin City and 300 were highly stylized films. Black Widow and other assorted capeshit already look far worse than movies made decades ago that relied on practical effects and real sets and locations. It's almost like a Tommy Wiseau bit if you think about it: having a big budget film from a mega company rely on a blue/green screen to film a fucking bar segment. It's a pointless waste of money and a further degradation of filmmaking. Consoomerists like Chris and Bob are ruining the movie industry with their pathetic white knighting.
Unless it's green screen how you know it's real Hollywood movie?
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When the Second American Civil War breaks out, Bob wants to be in the unit that hunts down frigid bitches.
Lets be real here, even if he found one of those "ice queens" he'll turn his tune completely when it comes to face to face and he'll be back to his usual beta self, on his knees kissin her feet begging for forgiveness and sex
 
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don't go to Mass for the "fellowship" of standing around in the car park of my church after Mass and asking Joe if his son's going to come again next week, or listening to Sister Petunia tell a joke she saw on Facebook. I go there to worship God. If I wanted to go somewhere for "fellowship", I'd go to my local youth club and play ping pong with my friends.
I mean, I think either one of us lives in a strange area, or you are in the minority. Because history has frequently shown us the fellowship of attending mass. If we are being honest, probably a lot of what has caused people like Bob. As well as Bob.

Really, its a part of why they insist on this "Its the new mythology" faggotry. Because, having that is a big part of human lives and they realized they don't. Thus consooming became thus.
 
I will use any excuse to share this vid. I can easily see Bob becoming Jim, not that one the one in the vid, as time goes on assuming he already isn't with those onlyfans accounts he follows.
On one hand I hate the "meme" culture and TERFS wouldn't piss on me if I were on fire (by and large they are just Tumblr feminists that have realized it's not 2013 any more and have lost all their clout) but.....this girl sure has some savage takes against trannies.

Good girl.
 
Senator Rand Paul, a medical doctor, reassures us we won't be bidden to Biden and his anti-science goons in the CDC. "There are no reason for mask mandates, part-time schools, or any lockdown measures".
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Because men have raped men in men's prisons, so men should be able to rape women in women's prisons. If this is what Superior Futurists think, I'd gladly keep my ignorance and superstition.
Moviebob: "...I wish to someday live in a world free of [...] backward-thinking destructive-minded people whose commitment to ignorance and superstition would drag us all backward..."

So Moviebob would love to live in a world in which people like Moviebob no longer exist, I take it.



Masks for thee, not for me, the elite.
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As if anyone outside his family would invite Bobby to a party.
They're average-ass, middle-aged rich people in a tent party only because these people represent Bob's political views; if they were of the libertarian/centrist/MAGA, it would be a superspreader event because, you know, Bob says so.



Believe Woman, unless she is Conservative
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Moviebob: "...I, for one, certainly trust the insane grifter who lies about things"

Me: "I guess that means you only trust yousrself."



The deranged Left continues to put Melania Trump in the worst possible light for God knows why.
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Does Bob not realize that the White House belongs to its inhabitant? If memory serves, FDR installed a pool inside the White House and Nixon later installed a press room over it (according to whitehousehistory.org, FDR's interior pool still exists under Nixon's press room).



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I don't see hot ajumma action in the video. All they did were peaking over the manager's shoulder and pointing fingers.
Bob's finally admitting he's the stupidest person on Twitter? I doubt it.



Some replies to Bobby's dunk on Kurt Schlichter
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Becuase unlike Schlichter, Bobby can be reasoned with and is totally compliant to democratic systems.
If you buy Bob that 3,500 McDonald's meal, then m...a...y...b...e... you can get an appointment with him. He'll still ignore any debate topics that might be brought up, though.



America's constitution was founded on slave trade
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Who can ignore the fashion advice of such a sharp dresser?
Remember: Bob's political team didn't want the 13th, 14th, and 15th Amendments to pass. He really needs to learn about the Democratic Party's 193 years' worth of history and all the harm it's done to America.



Antifa targets Christians, which is obviously a hoax like the penis in Wi Spa:
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Let's take a jump into the Wabac, shall we?

Moviebob, 2020.09.03: "I wouldn't take a COVID vaccine developed by the Trump administration if it was a topical solution that had to be applied hands-free by an all-star lineup of Miller Lite Girls. No thank you."

Moviebob, 2020.11.11: "The vaccine is approved? Good. Get that shit in me yesterday. I don't care if it turns me into fucking NEMESIS or whatever."

Moviebob, 2021.08.07 (est.): "...changing your mind on [...] reconsideration--and then removing the original post because you don't want to contribute to misinformation even in a joking way--isn't 'hypocrisy'..."

Reality (current year, current month, current date, current hour, current minute, current second): "No, Bob. You didn't delete the original tweet out of reconsideration to what you originally said. You only removed the original tweet was because it was a convenient way to hide your past. You'd probably still be adamantly against taking the current COVID-19 vaccine if Trump had been re-elected, you fat hyporcrite!"



Do you know what causes Global Warming? Our zeal to electrocute gay kids! (archive of NYT article)
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Haven't we all been subject to global alarmism for the past forty years? Weren't we told that the polar ice caps would have melted into extinction a mere ten years ago? Weren't all of these climate experts called out on the bullshit after beachfront property as global ocean water levels rising? Wasn't Al Gore exposed for being a green-energy hypocrite for living in a mansion that uses triple the electricity of the average U.S. household? Haven't all these Hollywood climate alarmists been taken to task as they travel in private jets to Climate Change™ summits?



China likes to consoom sneakers. Somehow Bobby is offended by Glenn Greenwald's suggestion that China keeps American corporation afloat.
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Somehow, I think the only Fanta Bob has any familiaity with comes in grape, orange, and strawberry.



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Garden-variety anxiety is not PTSD, dumbfuck.
My guess as to how Moviebob would write Paw Patrol, it would look less like Lassie and more like Cujo.



Beavis and Butthead for three-year-olds.
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"Huh-huh huh-huh. Moviebob sucks. Huh-huh huh-huh."
 
So I was just gonna edit in the tweet where he said "dad didn't get what I do" but I cannot find it. Any fellow Bobologists out there have the link to it I would be greatly appreciative. I have no clue when it was, I think 2019, and I do not remember the exact wording he used....AS SEEN BY THESE TWITTER FINDS BELOW!!!

I believe these few finds help paint a better picture of who Pa Chipman, who's real name I don't know and don't care to know so I'll just call him Bert, is and Bob's upbringing.
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Bert wasn't woke at first was berated and brow beaten into submission

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Bert was a Methodist who was cowed into raising his children Catholic. FYI the quote tweet was replying to Bob sperging out about how he was the real Catholic deal due to how long he spent in "consecrated churches" and how he was an altar boy. Any trad Caths care to chime in on the veracity of what Bob's saying?

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Bert trained his boys in the art of simpery. FYI the quote tweet was referencing a vid of a greenpeace protester crashing some fancy shindig to make a scene and some MP, as in Parliament not Military Police, grabs her by the back of the neck and pushes her out of the shindig like a man. It's actually impressive how uncucked it was.


So based on the small tidbits that I've gleaned from Bob over the years, I can feel safe in saying that his dad failed him by not being a man. I do not get the feeling that Bert ever took charge in his home and I think that's reflected on his boys. Bob is perpetually stuck in arrested development and Chris... wew lad. I went back to make sure that these weren't archived before and I came across posts of mine from the far flung year of 2019 when I thought Chris's name was Chip and that he was the reasonable one. My how things have changed.
"My Father, While Alive"

WHILE ALIVE Seriously Bobert WHILE ALIVE you're suppose to be a "writer" you dumb fat fuck.

You don't need to say WHILE ALIVE it's pretty fucking obvious the man had no epiphanies or revelations once dead you stupid jackass.
 
I mean, I think either one of us lives in a strange area, or you are in the minority. Because history has frequently shown us the fellowship of attending mass. If we are being honest, probably a lot of what has caused people like Bob. As well as Bob.

Really, its a part of why they insist on this "Its the new mythology" faggotry. Because, having that is a big part of human lives and they realized they don't. Thus consooming became thus.
I don't want to put words in his mouth, but I think his point is that the primary function of Mass, or any church service, should be worship. It's good to have a sense of fellowship with those who go to your church, and fellowship activities outside of worship help strengthen communal bonds. But if your primary reason to go to services isn't worship, then why are you going? It's like those megachurches that are more about feel-good hokum and mediocre concerts than teaching scripture, no substance at all.

Bob seems to be making the argument that if you know that the capeshit pseudo-religion is bullshit from the start, then nobody will ever use it to justify bad things, and we'll all live in some corporatist paradise on earth where we all consoom the latest Marvel dreck every Friday (the holiest of days, New Movie Day). In rebuttal, I would like to point to the many, many instances of nerds getting outraged over even minute changes to their favorite characters, to say nothing of countless examples of seemingly inconsequential things spiraling out of control into violence and bloodshed. Humans have been finding excuses to do bad shit to each other since long before the dawn of civilization. I see no reason why Bobby's capeshit utopia wouldn't end up with the Church of the Iron Man going to war with the New Superman Caliphate.
 
Any church that is stupid enough to go along with this will soon find that Facebook censors its priests if they mention Matthew 19:25 or Romans 1:27 in their homilies.

The head of the Catholic Church is Jesus Christ, not Mark Zuckerberg.
I can only hope Pope Francis stays far far away from this crap.
I don't know. Will Zuckerberg allow you to worship the Pachamama on Facebook? :lol:
I don't see what's wrong with the new Rose Garden. It doesn't look distasteful - it looks like a posh park in the UK. There are worse designs for a garden.
Demented perverts do use the number of people who identify as something on the census to pass hate filled and cruel legislation. But that's enough talk about troons.
Yes, because state atheism is so good for the environment.
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'I have no idea what the first comment is a reference to. Masses can be offered anywhere; the thing that makes a Mass a Mass is the bread and wine being consecrated and changed into the Eucharist, not whether it's offered in a building or not.

Vatican II did liberalise a lot of things in the Church, but "fully consecrated churches" was not one of them. Bob might be thinking of the Novus Ordo, which changed a lot of things in the Mass, but the Novus Ordo and Vatican II aren't the same - it's possible to agree with Vatican II and go to a TLM.

Religiously mixed marriages were a thing before Vatican II and were licit before Vatican II. The only rule that regulated them (if I remember correctly) was that any children had to be brought up as Catholics.
Question: How much of that $45,000 is from actual contributions as opposed to his Patreon grift?
The 45k is what he earns from his Patreon. I don't know how much he gets on top of that.
Don't knew how it is where you live, but around here, Catholic Universities display so many rainbows during Pride Month, that you'd think you were walking through the Castro District in 1983. These days, about the only thing religion-related that Catholic Unis require their students to do is attend a theology class that's (probably) being taught by a gay atheist priest. Colleges are among the most gay-friendly places on the planet, and Catholic Campuses (at least the ones around here,) seem to ramp that up to ten.

Haven't been an active Catholic in years, but I would think if you're going to take the faith seriously, you should at least gatekeep the institutions that teach your young right from wrong and how the world works a little better than not at all.
Yeah, that's been a problem in a lot of Catholic universities for a long time now. Interestingly enough Catholic schools in the UK aren't as pozzed - I didn't go to one but some of my friends did and from what I heard they teach abstinence.
 
I mean, I think either one of us lives in a strange area, or you are in the minority. Because history has frequently shown us the fellowship of attending mass. If we are being honest, probably a lot of what has caused people like Bob. As well as Bob.
Fellowship is God's mandate, and the Church is Christ's body. We are supposed to be concerned about our brothers and sisters in church, but if one's primary purpose of attending church is the fellowship, treating it as say a Marvel convention, then one has gone astray.

Bobby doesn't pretend to hide his lust any more:
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Playing up the spousal abuse angle of Miss Piggy has long been considered a cliché.

Expedia, Dob Chipman's way:
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Bobby gets mad at "film snobs". Again.
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(Video is Spielberg in Room 666.)

Someone brings a new and interesting angle to the chroma-key debate: labor laws and unions:
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You know who is the latest LGBT icon? Chucky!
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Pathetic simp:
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Mario cartoon. Bobby is impressed because Illumination dug out an old character that no one remembers (Murphy's Multiverse article)
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Bobby advocates civil war between "worthwhile Americans" and MAGA trash that "barely counts as human"
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It doesn't matter that America is more inclusive and liberal than any political entity at any point in history, as long as Bobby is pissed, it is a failure.
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We've seen the "systems can't have morality" spiel before, and this is as disingenuous as Peter Coffin's "the system is of all human failings".

In the end, Bobby is just mad that it wasn't him or his overtroons who wield the iron fist; he is just mad that he can't exact his revenge on the kids who called him fat:
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If only Amazon has a more "American" optic, then people would have happily submit themselves to their rule:
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One of the perks of Capitalism is that you can learn about Communism by watching a shemale's make-up video.
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History told us that so-called revolutionaries want to re-create the social order in their own image, and that most of them are cowards who hide behind crowds.

A little diversion:
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The rage of trannies knows no bounds, so Bobby uncharacteristically reined in TeamImpossible!
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Context of the "Type-A libertarian ice queens tracker" tweet: Nigel Farage talks porn:
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On Luddites (Sadowski's piece on The Conversation)
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Incidentally Bobby is defending the tech cred and communist cred of Fake Tits.
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No she is not, but thanks for the pathetic simping.

Joe Rogan:
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Chrissy's Angels. Chris is an orbiter of Videocoven.
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LOL that's just because the disease is rare compared to the population. This is how you lie with statistics.
If CNN cared to investigate (lol) and if they were honest (double lol), they'd have found that some 99.99% of the unvaccinated do not have an infection too.

So it comes as no surprise that people don't trust CNN anymore. But it is of course the fault of nanas and pop-pops:
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On gravedancing and the invisible man in the sky:
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If Bobby keeps gravedancing with such gusto, he might even lose weight.
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In the end, Bobby is just mad that it wasn't him or his overtroons who wield the iron fist; he is just mad that he can't exact his revenge on the kids who called him fat:
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SFDebris once pointed out that Star Trek Voyager had a method of writing of using a metaphor to describe a situation, then assume the metaphor was real and "solve" the problem via the metaphor.

Today we see that Bob thinks in exactly this way. That's how dumb he is. Like I've said before, he really has trouble telling what is reality.
 
SFDebris once pointed out that Star Trek Voyager had a method of writing of using a metaphor to describe a situation, then assume the metaphor was real and "solve" the problem via the metaphor.

Today we see that Bob thinks in exactly this way. That's how dumb he is. Like I've said before, he really has trouble telling what is reality.
Bobby is also dumb in imagining political power is somehow like a dead, immutable "tool" that can change hands and be wielded by just about anyone. No. Political power results from a network of people and their relationships with each other. Change the people, change the relationship, and you change the very nature and function of the "tool" itself, leaving you flabbergasted by how you can't do something that the former leader could.
 
I don't want to put words in his mouth, but I think his point is that the primary function of Mass, or any church service, should be worship. It's good to have a sense of fellowship with those who go to your church, and fellowship activities outside of worship help strengthen communal bonds. But if your primary reason to go to services isn't worship, then why are you going? It's like those megachurches that are more about feel-good hokum and mediocre concerts than teaching scripture, no substance at all.

Bob seems to be making the argument that if you know that the capeshit pseudo-religion is bullshit from the start, then nobody will ever use it to justify bad things, and we'll all live in some corporatist paradise on earth where we all consoom the latest Marvel dreck every Friday (the holiest of days, New Movie Day). In rebuttal, I would like to point to the many, many instances of nerds getting outraged over even minute changes to their favorite characters, to say nothing of countless examples of seemingly inconsequential things spiraling out of control into violence and bloodshed. Humans have been finding excuses to do bad shit to each other since long before the dawn of civilization. I see no reason why Bobby's capeshit utopia wouldn't end up with the Church of the Iron Man going to war with the New Superman Caliphate.
I mean when you rite you rite. But I think that second point has always personally been why I feel the fellowship thing is more important than the worship. Although it is as an outsider with no strong faith. Just that people seem happier in having the fellowship, rather than the worship. And you giving a secular version of the gospel and its problems I think highlights that.

Really what I am getting at is that Bob is an armchair atheist even as a comic guy. The way he so easily dismisses canon and what people want.
 
Ol' gas the Midwest Chipman offered maybe one of his most horrifying Tweets yet.

How is he not on some kind of list?
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Reminder though, his desire to gas the normals is "out of context". I can wait until this fat crayon eating retard deletes this post because it gets run as another reason why he's fash that should be lined up by Cleetus and Jamal and shot as a traitor to the proletariat.
 
Ol' gas the Midwest Chipman offered maybe one of his most horrifying Tweets yet.

How is he not on some kind of list?
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I usually don't wish violence upon lolcows, but as someone who lives one of the rural areas that he constantly dehumanizes and wishes death upon, I would not mind if someone backhanded this douche. I realize for that to happen he'd actually have to leave his basement apartment though so he's safe.
 
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