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[m40gasmask]

Slide rings are clunky and negate the handiness that is a chief part of a pistol's advantage. Also, if you lack the strength to rack the slide without a ring, maybe reconsider using a full-powered defensive pistol.

Or is this an attempt to pretend to be uwu so dainty and ladylike? Troons really are a hateful parody of women.

The Ruger 57 is chambered in 5.7x28, and they are not hard at all to rack the slide on, they have a huge amount of surface and the recoil spring / main spring isn't very heavy. Maybe BonBonEater might want to consider losing weight if his hands are too chunky to grasp it appropriately.

On top of it all, the 57's operation system is specifically tuned around the slide weight since its a weird toggle / blowback action so, likely throwing an optic on it which I'm sure bonbon will inevitably do will throw off the balance and timing and cause it to be more unreliable. Not to mention the ammo cost of feeding that thing is pretty astronomical right now - but I'm sure they have orbiters to cover that.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Do people normally give all of their guns names? Usually I think of men naming their penises not their guns

Some people do, most don't. By people I mean normal people, not LARPers or mall ninjas. It's a wierd quirk but fairly harmless.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Next time these idiots are begging for donations, remember that they’ve now apparently purchased a 3D printer which would cost a few hundred dollars instead of something like hay bins to provide better care for their alpacas.

I think Bonnie's had that printer for a while.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Do people normally give all of their guns names? Usually I think of men naming their penises not their guns

Sometimes yes, sometimes no. If the rifle is truly one of a kind and custom built/hand built then yes, they will typically get names in my experience. The other people who give their weapons names are typically autistic and/or psycopathic and are perhaps too far into the fantasy warrior culture where a warrior will name their weapon.

 

[AprilRains]

Sometimes yes, sometimes no. If the rifle is truly one of a kind and custom built/hand built then yes, they will typically get names in my experience. The other people who give their weapons names are typically autistic and/or psycopathic and are perhaps too far into the fantasy warrior culture where a warrior will name their weapon.

Sometimes it's bad when they name their guns.

Generally it's bad when they talk to their guns.

Universally it's bad when the guns talk back.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Sometimes yes, sometimes no. If the rifle is truly one of a kind and custom built/hand built then yes, they will typically get names in my experience. The other people who give their weapons names are typically autistic and/or psycopathic and are perhaps too far into the fantasy warrior culture where a warrior will name their weapon.

The only other decent reason to name your rifle is if it came with a name already engraved into it like Anja, my Yugo SKS.

 

[Neko GF]

2years ago a group of demented men decided to form an alpaca farm (despite not knowing how to run a farm and/ or business) and eventually want on to become a great source of entertainment for millions.

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[White Devil]

Holy fucking fat.

 

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Holy fucking fat.

Well, I'll post this here, too.

 

[Billy Budd]

Dios mio the size of Paul’s arm is obscene. Countdown to the diabetes arc.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Some people do, most don't. By people I mean normal people, not LARPers or mall ninjas. It's a wierd quirk but fairly harmless.

I call my PX4 subcompact and PX4 full size Shooty Puff Jr. and Shooty Puff Sr.

 

[Shig O'nella]

I call my PX4 subcompact and PX4 full size Shooty Puff Jr. and Shooty Puff Sr.

Eh, they're not called Viper and Vengence? You're fine.

 

[kaien]

Sometimes yes, sometimes no. If the rifle is truly one of a kind and custom built/hand built then yes, they will typically get names in my experience. The other people who give their weapons names are typically autistic and/or psycopathic and are perhaps too far into the fantasy warrior culture where a warrior will name their weapon.

"Lots of people name their guns."

"Lots of cunts."

 

[AMHOLIO]

2years ago a group of demented men decided to form an alpaca farm (despite not knowing how to run a farm and/ or business) and eventually want on to become a great source of entertainment for millions.
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Arranged from left to right from fattest to skinniest .

Bonnie was smart to put himself next to Kevin, shame he still looks punchable. Poor dick-whipped Sky just has autism face. Jen at the end also has some kind of disorder that I won't speculate on but he sure looks entirely uncomfortable here.

Lastly, obligatory.

 

[Old Fart]

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Holy fucking fat.

If Kevin gets a breast augmentation he'll fall forward whenever he stands up. If he can still stand up.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Jen at the end also has some kind of disorder that I won't speculate on but he sure looks entirely uncomfortable here.

Jen eats poop, so who knows what sort of thing he has going on with his intestines.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Also being 3D printed I doubt it's going to last long.

That’s okay, it’s for larping, not actual use.

 

[A-Stump]

These guys should be the setting for a new Far Cry

 

[White Devil]

The tranch should get an ultra sonic cleaner for all their guns... And use boiling water to clean them.

 

[Revo]

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Holy fucking fat.

Lol fat